Breakfast

[Quagmire]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The posh studenty one?

That boring know it all drawl. 

Jokes Consi, lad.

I'm willing to bet, with his recent revelations, he sounds like an Aberdonian Spud.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

23 hours ago, Poodler said:

online keyboard key test
 

 

french toast. Not what I expected 

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/inside-the-mind-of-a-man-still-wearing-shorts-in-november-20201106202322

[Guest]

32 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Joined the Avocado toast revolution at that cafe at Dyce Train Station. 

Tasty morsel, felt healthy, unhealthed it a bit with an extra of grilled halloumi. 

Filled a tiny gap, could have ate 3......9 fucking quid. 

Robbery. 

I thought Brexit meant no more Aldi canoes coming across the channel not this bloody nonsense. 

What a breakfast, Pipes. Had it for breakfast the last two days. Chopped boiled egg on either bit, salt, pepper, chilli flakes, magic. 
 

£9 for something you could make at home for about £1 is a disgrace, aye. 

[Guest]

19 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The posh studenty one?

I would say I've got a fine mix. Can weave in and out of Doric etc, depends on company. 
 

Some pals say I sound Dundonian having lived there, and I used to say "ey" all the time instead of "eh." 
 

I dunno. Like everyone else, I cringe hearing my voice played back to me. 

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

That boring know it all drawl. 

Jokes Consi, lad.

I'm willing to bet, with his recent revelations, he sounds like an Aberdonian Spud.

You mean like a tuechter?

[NEM]

46 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on soup for breakfast? I had a nice bowl of soup with a buttered roll this morning.

Rowie or softie?! 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, NEM said:

Rowie or softie?! 

It's a bap

[Quagmire]

12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

It's a bap

Oh no. 

[The Boofon]

17 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I would say I've got a fine mix. Can weave in and out of Doric etc, depends on company. 
 

Some pals say I sound Dundonian having lived there, and I used to say "ey" all the time instead of "eh." 
 

I dunno. Like everyone else, I cringe hearing my voice played back to me. 

The words more than the sound I'd wager.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

The words more than the sound I'd wager.

Sorry, I'll stick to being monosyllabic for your benefit. 
 

Smarty pants. 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

They all speak American nowadays. I bet you've got a bit of that Consi.

Get over to the "TV Series" thread and pull up every cunt who's calling a series of a tv show a "season". 

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

They all speak American nowadays. I bet you've got a bit of that Consi.

Fall. That does my head in. It's autumn. Autumn. 

[The Boofon]

13 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Sorry, I'll stick to being monosyllabic for your benefit. 
 

Smarty pants. 

I meant the shit you speak. ??‍♂️

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

I meant the shit you speak. ??‍♂️

Me soz

 

 

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on soup for breakfast? I had a nice bowl of soup with a buttered roll this morning.

Acceptable. Ive had soup a few times for brekko. I work shifts tho so convention goes out the window. Good for a hangover aswell, especially if youve smoked a lot the night before. 

[BrianFaePerth]

13 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

Fall. That does my head in. It's autumn. Autumn. 

It’s spring

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's almost like you are paying for the convenience of sitting in a pleasant establishment, have someone make it for you, serve it to you, and tidy up after you.

There's a line between mark up and rip off and well you know it. 

 

Fucking Salt Bae should be salting my eggs for that price. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, NEM said:

Rowie or softie?! 

I think you boys call it a softie. It wasn't a buttery.

[manboobs109]

55 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Get over to the "TV Series" thread and pull up every cunt who's calling a series of a tv show a "season". 

I have done that very thing in the past Parky. It'd be a never ending struggle.

As one of our most Americanised posters I thought you'd be all for such transatlantic gobbledegook.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

 

As one of our most Americanised posters I thought you'd be all for such transatlantic gobbledegook.

How's that? 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

How's that? 

You listen to rap and support an American football team.

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You listen to rap and support an American football team.

I'm a citizen of the world. 

[cheesepipes]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's not a rip off. You know the price before you order it.

Id accepted it was a rip off when i ordered. 

 

Don't you be starting your bloody nonsense with me! 

[Guest]

37 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You listen to rap and support an American football team.

Hate to say it @Parklife he's got you on toast here. 
 

What yank football team do you support?

[cheesepipes]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Well, my pant sniffing friend ,more fool you. 

The disposable income from renting out several properties to struggling Eastern European families means i need not bother too much, its more of a mild irk. 

[Parklife]

14 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Hate to say it @Parklife he's got you on toast here. 
 

What yank football team do you support?

Everyone's least favourite team... Dallas Cowboys. 

[Guest]

Just now, Parklife said:

Everyone's least favourite team... Dallas Cowboys. 

That's like supporting Chelsea/The hun, no? 
 

 

[cheesepipes]

13 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Everyone's least favourite team... Dallas Cowboys. 

Not Vinnie P and Dimebag from Pantera. 

 

Huge Cowboy fans therefore if ever i was to watch American Rugby id go for them. 

[Parklife]

17 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

That's like supporting Chelsea/The hun, no? 
 

 

No. Not sure how you'd get that. 

[Guest]

Just now, Parklife said:

No. Not sure how you'd get that. 

Everyone hates them. Thought it was obvious. 
 

How can you hate guffy fitba fans but support an NFL team?