Breakfast

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14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I've never had avocado on toast but Im encouraged by the rave reviews it gets. 

They push out the presentation boat, its not just Sunblest n Guacamole. 

A chunky mix with some tomato on ciabata topped with a poacher and various weeds scattered around, finished with the all familiar virgin olive oil. 

Even the mudhutters of Congo enjoy a Pain Avocado, 500cfa (80p) off the mean streets , Avocado salad in a tray and a full baguette, nae a bad deal, covers tea break and lunch break only down side is the Africans are filthy beasts so its a gamble, and its one i take regularly, got to get involved with the local vibes. 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Everyone hates them. Thought it was obvious. 

Not really because the huns stand for A lot of objectionable things. 

To equate anything to them, you're doing a bit more than saying they're disliked.  

5 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

How can you hate guffy fitba fans but support an NFL team? 

You think liking another sport and a team in that sport (there are no teams from Scotland to support) is the same as a boy from Aberdeen rejecting his local team and football in the entire country and supporting a foreign team? 

[Poodler]

10 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

They push out the presentation boat, its not just Sunblest n Guacamole. 

A chunky mix with some tomato on ciabata topped with a poacher and various weeds scattered around, finished with the all familiar virgin olive oil. 

Even the mudhutters of Congo enjoy a Pain Avocado, 500cfa (80p) off the mean streets , Avocado salad in a tray and a full baguette, nae a bad deal, covers tea break and lunch break only down side is the Africans are filthy beasts so its a gamble, and its one i take regularly, got to get involved with the local vibes. 

Chuck a few cherry tomatoes on the avocado as well, gorgeous. 
 

just too much hassle when the peanut buttter jam combo can be executed rapidly, one knife, dip dip spread enjoy 

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Not really because the huns stand for A lot of objectionable things. 

To equate anything to them, you're doing a bit more than saying they're disliked.  

You think liking another sport and a team in that sport (there are no teams from Scotland to support) is the same as a boy from Aberdeen rejecting his local team and football in the entire country and supporting a foreign team? 

http://glasgowtigersfootball.com

There are also the East Kilbride pirates, in close vicinity. 
 

Why did you reject your local teams for a bigger, fancier one in America? 

 

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2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Chuck a few cherry tomatoes on the avocado as well, gorgeous. 
 

just too much hassle when the peanut buttter jam combo can be executed rapidly, one knife, dip dip spread enjoy 

Thats another favourite of mine when in a rush, the pb n j blaster. Solid tasty calories to keep the engine ticking over. 

[DD1903]

40 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Not really because the huns stand for A lot of objectionable things. 

To equate anything to them, you're doing a bit more than saying they're disliked.  

You think liking another sport and a team in that sport (there are no teams from Scotland to support) is the same as a boy from Aberdeen rejecting his local team and football in the entire country and supporting a foreign team? 

Surely no one over the age of 11 would do such a thing? ?

surely aberdonians only support Aberdeen?! 

[Betty Swallicks]

Avacado is tasteless as fuck. 

Food for brain dead bland beauts and poor Central Americans. 

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35 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Avacado is tasteless as fuck. 

Food for brain dead bland beauts and poor Central Americans. 

A sprinkle of ethically sourced salt and it opens up its creamy charms. 

Ive only started enjoying them in the past few years. 

Live a little Elisabeth. 

[Poodler]

41 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Avacado is tasteless as fuck. 

Food for brain dead bland beauts and poor Central Americans. 

But is it gay? 

[Betty Swallicks]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

But is it gay? 

You're asking me?

[Poodler]

You’re the authority on the subject 

[Betty Swallicks]

6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

A sprinkle of ethically sourced salt and it opens up its creamy charms. 

Ive only started enjoying them in the past few years. 

Live a little Elisabeth. 

Aye but you could say the same about porridge or rice (both of which are a fraction of the cost and come with less connotations).

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3 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Aye but you could say the same about porridge or rice (both of which are a fraction of the cost and come with less connotations).

Im big in the O & G. 

Its nice to post pictures of Avocado toast to poor people i know with the Rolex on show. 

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1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Does cock porridge really need extra salt? 

Id say maybe some cinnamon. 

[Betty Swallicks]

4 minutes ago, Poodler said:

You’re the authority on the subject 

I don't think so. 

Arthur Conan Doyle was though.

[Betty Swallicks]

3 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Im big in the O & G. 

Its nice to post pictures of Avocado toast to poor people i know with the Rolex on show. 

Thats fair enough but folk with plastic shit watches are at it too. 

Fake advocado will be the next thing for these trying too hard types. 

[Poodler]

Betty you’re really rattled these days pal 

posting a lot more often to really stick to some of the younger ones

Are you threatened? What is it about young men that’s fascinating you? 

[Henry]

9 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

shit watches

 

9 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Fake advocado

 

9 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

trying too hard

GBNs

[Henry]

16 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Im big in the O & G. 

Its nice to post pictures of Avocado toast to poor people i know with the Rolex on show. 

#stoneislandworldwide

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44 minutes ago, Henry said:

#stoneislandworldwide

I was really hoping for a remeberance tribute by that walloper but so far nothing. 

Latest was a Dubai poolside picture with #Dubai and #Hot. 

Hes such a fucking cunt. 

Was much better when he was unemployed and all of a sudden he was full of mental health issues and ridiculous motivational quotes. 

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

Scottish Claymores...

If they still played, I'd probably be a season ticket holder actually. 

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1 minute ago, Parklife said:

If they still played, I'd probably be a season ticket holder actually. 

I watched the Granite City Oilers at Seaton Park back in the 80s probably..... Absolute turd. 

[Parklife]

52 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

I watched the Granite City Oilers at Seaton Park back in the 80s probably..... Absolute turd. 

It'd be boring if we all liked the same shit. 

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5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

It'd be boring if we all liked the same shit. 

It was the standard of the Oilers that was shit not the entire genre of Americana Footie. 

I had a pair of Pony trainers in those days. 

[dazzy_deff]

8 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Joined the Avocado toast revolution at that cafe at Dyce Train Station. 

Tasty morsel, felt healthy, unhealthed it a bit with an extra of grilled halloumi. 

Filled a tiny gap, could have ate 3......9 fucking quid. 

Robbery. 

I thought Brexit meant no more Aldi canoes coming across the channel not this bloody nonsense. 

Owned by a proper dandy though that place. 

[Reed or deed]

Avacado and marie rose sauce is a lovely thing.

[Parklife]

Avocado with some fresh chillies, poached eggs, sourdough bread & a side of smoked salmon is the breakfast of kings. 

Cafetière of coffee with it. 

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3 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Owned by a proper dandy though that place. 

That explains the outrageous mark up right enough. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cafe or at home?

Either. Always nicer when someone else makes it though. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

If they still played, I'd probably be a season ticket holder actually. 

Would you actually?