Breakfast

[Zeus]

Scrambled eggs. 

Biling het cup of coffee

Pint of water. 

1 x zinc tab

1 x vit D tab. 

2 x nurofen 

[Simply Red]

Nae toast @Zeus?

[Zeus]

Controversial - I'm not a massive fan of toast.  

Fried bread is fine on a rare occasion. 

[cheesepipes]

31 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Controversial - I'm not a massive fan of toast.  

Fried bread is fine on a rare occasion. 

How about a buttered crumpet. 

 

Thats my nutrition free weapon of choice. 

[The Boofon]

20 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The stench will linger for a couple of days from reheated ribs. 

? A king rib isn’t ribs Hanz. 

[Zeus]

Naaa nae a fan of the crumpet either. 

Pancakes are arite 

 

[Redforever86]

35 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Naaa nae a fan of the crumpet either. 

Pancakes are arite 

 

What about bagels? 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Aye,right enough. Don't think I've had the pleasure of the king rib supper to be honest. It looks like a congealed lump of doom. 

You have to be in the right mood and degenerate state for it. 
 

Must be one of the greasiest things I’ve ever eaten. Had one a few months ago as it came in one of those “combo boxes” fae the chipper. Was alright. I’ll eat pretty much anything to be fair. 

[Zeus]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

What about bagels? 

Aye bagels are okay. 

Cinnamon and raisin 

[Zeus]

Not really. Just not a massive fan. 

 

[Simply Red]

What about bread zeus? Untoasted

[Simply Red]

41 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you have a bad toast experience, Zeus?  I'm struggling with this concept of not liking toast. 

You had a poached egg yet?

[Zeus]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

What about bread zeus? Untoasted

Fine in a sandwich or to soak up excess gravy 

[Poodler]

Tried a bowl of coco pops about 2am. 
 

Spewed it back up about 3 and had coco pops in my nose.

 

state of a manny 

[Betty Swallicks]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Tried a bowl of coco pops about 2am. 
 

Spewed it back up about 3 and had coco pops in my nose.

 

So what's the matter with you?
Sing me something new,
Don't you know the cold and wind and rain don't know,
They only seem to come and go awaaaaaay.

[Zeus]

 

Straight oot the toaster, biling het

[NEM]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

Straight oot the toaster, biling het

What you put on them?

[sigh]

3 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

Straight oot the toaster, biling het

Big rowies and small feet

[Zeus]

Size 8's (nae clown feet here)

 

Plain ?

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, NEM said:

What you put on them?

butter is the correct answer

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, sigh said:

Big rowies and small feet

And horrendous colour of trainers!

Thought you were a classy guy @Zeus? 

[Zeus]

Orange campus...

I see no issue here!!

[Bluto10]

the footwear choices on here are utterly dreadful

[jamiesd]

6 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

Straight oot the toaster, biling het

Come on Dave, fars the fucking signings min

[sheepcrooky]

8 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

Straight oot the toaster, biling het

How did you manage to balance the plate perfectly presumably with both hands and still take a picture?  A mini drone or press the camera button with your snout ?

[Zeus]

2 hours ago, jamiesd said:

Come on Dave, fars the fucking signings min

Nae idea

[Don Fonte]

58 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

How did you manage to balance the plate perfectly presumably with both hands and still take a picture?  A mini drone or press the camera button with your snout ?

Are you retarded?

[sheepcrooky]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Are you retarded?

Nope. Just genuinely can’t see how the optics of the photo work. But thanks for asking. 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Nope. Just genuinely can’t see how the optics of the photo work. But thanks for asking. 

He holds the plate with one hand and takes a picture with another.

Genius.

[Simply Red]

7 hours ago, Zeus said:

Orange campus...

I see no issue here!!

? not a colour id wear but fair fucks for the younger gent in the summertime. Campus, a cool trainee and no mistake.