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There's a van at the retail park in Kirkcaldy, where Sainsburys is, 2 x bacon rolls, tea, good quality bacon, proper teabags, change from a five spot. The chicken curry and chips is a banging lunch as well.

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I must've passed the Horn hundreds of times but I've never been in. It's so close to setting out from Dundee it seems daft.

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28 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The Horn has this legendary status. 

It was a bacon roll with with about 5 packs of rock hard smoked salty bacon. 

Ive not been back since the heart surgery. 

Haha,true that.Went there for the first time last year.Thought it was a bit of a dive TBH,...'70s formica style furniture.Not in a hurry to return

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2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Over the past few years ive moved more to the BOD Thai Van beside the old Vetco buildings if i want a takeaway van treat. 

5 spot but this is more lunch and we're discussing breakfast, i apologise. 

 

Tremendous van thon like.

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Usually just toast with butter , sometimes I'll have jam or lime marmalade . Weekends I'll often have a bacon roll or bacon and egg roll . Maybe a sausage or a Lorne sausage roll , every now and again full biota fry up on a Sunday morning . Will sometimes have muesli with bran flakes and porridge on occasion . Coffee in the morning , no sugar and switch to tea the rest of the day again no sugar 

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Peggy Scotts for pishy gussets 

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1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Judging by the amount of hairyarmpitted manhaters queuing down the boulie The Vegan Van in Aberdeen must be the place to go these days. 

Not for me, we know the Manager at Inversnecky and get freebies. 

Ha ha Roots is decent 😄

Sand Dollar the pick of the beach cafes imo

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Soda water and lime when you're off the bevvy. Standard. No idea why every cunt drinks that when stopping.

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7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Soda water and lime when you're off the bevvy. Standard. No idea why every cunt drinks that when stopping.

Stick a wee voddie in 

 

 

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1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Thats the one. 

Was about a 40 minute wait in the queue just to order then 15/20 minutes hing aboot to get your food. 

Fuck that. 

Im not against trying it but ill avoid weekends. 

 

Owned by dycers, son is an RAF pilot 

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22 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Noticed soda water was cheap - 37p a bottle - so got that + Roses Lime (two fucking quid) and we liked it.

Nothing to do with alcohol abstention. Will have one half the days of the week.

I was meaning in the pub. If cunts have a scan or blood test coming up it's soda and lime for a couple of days running up to it. Like it reverses cancer or something.

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6 hours ago, Roberto said:

Tremendous van thon like.

Great name for a Senegalese Dutch footballer. 

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8 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

shoudve done a show on bbc about it 

Get it up oily. Go for it...or get an arsehole to go cook you it...😂nae yer ma.😂

Edited by Misers Hill

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1 minute ago, Misers Hill said:

Get it up oily. Go for it...or get an arsehole to go cook you it...😂nae yer ma.

Misers is offering, bloots

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5 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I was meaning in the pub. If cunts have a scan or blood test coming up it's soda and lime for a couple of days running up to it. Like it reverses cancer or something.

Healthier (and cheaper) than Coke/Irn Bru

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11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Misers is offering, bloots

Would you 🇨🇳come on 👍😂...

 

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11 hours ago, redstrummer said:

Usually just toast with butter , sometimes I'll have jam or lime marmalade . Weekends I'll often have a bacon roll or bacon and egg roll . Maybe a sausage or a Lorne sausage roll , every now and again full biota fry up on a Sunday morning . Will sometimes have muesli with bran flakes and porridge on occasion . Coffee in the morning , no sugar and switch to tea the rest of the day again no sugar 

Lorne sausage roll?. What’s that?. Lorne sausage wrapped in pastry?. Scottish folk call it a roll and sausage.Regardless if it’s link or lorne, A sausage roll is pastry

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1 minute ago, Dons79 said:

Lorne sausage roll?. What’s that?. Lorne sausage wrapped in pastry?

A roll and square sausage. 

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Just now, maryhilldon said:

A roll and square sausage. 

I know 😂, a was taking the piss, automatic to call it a roll and sausage, only if you want link do you call it that, but never a sausage roll. Unless your going to greggs

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Link-prophylactic, a slave sausage-no freedom,a phallus representative

lorne- free sausage, liberated, a happy sausage 😂

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19 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Link > Lorne 

Aye,  like my square as well though.  Square and egg doubler in a crispy roll with broon is a treat. 

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9 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Add cranberry juice to that. 

Drank litres of it diluted with water to try flush valium out my system after abusing it offshore to try sleep on nightshift. 

Did fuck all. 

good for gout though .... so they say

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Enjoying porridge 

Current song - Sepultura Refuse/ Resist, shes gan aff her heed from the bedroom 😂

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She had them on last night, it’s her own fault, I just hit play. 
 

then threw the porridge at the wall 

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1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Enjoying porridge 

Current song - Sepultura Refuse/ Resist, shes gan aff her heed from the bedroom 😂

Don't hijack the breakfast thread with your music chat,  you've enough threads for that already. 

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I mentioned my preferred breakfast choices in another and got accused of faggotry.Bacon, Brie and chilli jam is cultured, rather than bent.

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3-AC2-F072-ADDC-4-E94-9-C4-B-1-E04-B88-F
would anybody eat this for breakfast?

prefer bacon masell but it’s what folk want

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