Breakfast

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

You going for the  '80s binman'  look Poodler? 

Eddie Yates. Now there's a soap character. Fucking superb.

[maryhilldon]

Mick Belker from Hill Street Blues. 

[Laichomoray]

38 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Benny from Emmerdale Farm 

You not getting confused with Seth Armstrong from Crossroads?

Breakfast today - Avocado and poached egg in a bap,with decaff coffee,followed later in the morning by 2 Rowies and a coffee fae the grove.

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Laichomoray said:

You not getting confused with Seth Armstrong from Crossroads?

Breakfast today - Avocado and poached egg in a bap,with decaff coffee,followed later in the morning by 2 Rowies and a coffee fae the grove.

good breakfast that,  but swap the decaf for proper coffee imo

[maryhilldon]

Compo from LOTSW

[Laichomoray]

10 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Incomplete account. It is imperative to reveal the preferred topping(s) to be spread on said rowies. 

Icognito do an affa fine crispy buttery(Breadmaker) heated and topped with butter.At home,butter or marg with Silver Shred (when I remember to buy it).Definitely dont have them with jam...redd up

[maryhilldon]

Don't like grapefruit,  it's too bitter. 

[Laichomoray]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Do you mean one of the Cognito's in Abz?

Aye St swithin st. Cognito,nae Incognito...

[manboobs109]

Somebody mentioned it before but frozen grapes are class. Choking hazard for nippers though so cut them first folks.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Stick a spoon of sugar in (and some voddie)

That sounds palatable. 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Sugar is evil, as are parents (like mine) who encouraged sugar to be added to fruits and cereals. 

Fruits are full of sugar.  Bad for your teeth if you constantly snack on them,  quite acidic. 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Really? Eh?

Yep.  My sons half brother was told by the dentist he was eating too much fruit when he was really young,  the acidity was damaging his enamel apparently. 

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Very true.

Bread, butter and sugar sandwich. Just me?

I did that when there was no jam. A crunchy delight. 

[maryhilldon]

20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The Sausage break water between egg and beans has failed.

You're bloody obsessed with breakfast break waters ? Always going on about them. 

[Bluto10]

 

go get the 12” plate

[chief_wiggum]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I hate Mrs Browns boys,so you’re wrong there . 
Partidge and The Office are genius though. You’ve dismissed them as shite because you lack the intellect to ‘get them’.

Same here , hate Mrs Browns Boys but The Office and more so Partridge are genius. We can't all like the same things though, probably folk out there still guffawing at Chubby Brown...... Infact this calls for a profile pic change!

[Simply Red]

Pretty sure folk who like Partridge/Office are a completely different audience to the retards who watch Mrs Brown. 

[Zeus]

Mrs Browns boys is the worst thing on TV

 

probably ever 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

Pretty sure folk who like Partridge/Office are a completely different audience to the retards who watch Mrs Brown. 

Just old woman that watch Mrs Brown I would think,  I think my old dear likes it.  It really is ridiculously pish. 

[manboobs109]

I thought that "Two Doors Down" was Mrs Brown's Boys type shite but it's actually quite funny.

[maryhilldon]

24 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

My missus n kids watch it while i slump in the corner full of Spanish Brandy n cocaine wishing i was single in 1994 with long flowing hair and several sexual partners. 

Your missus is probably thinking the same thing ?

[manboobs109]

It is aye. It's a bit OTT but funny.

[maryhilldon]

24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I thought that "Two Doors Down" was Mrs Brown's Boys type shite but it's actually quite funny.

Aye quite like that.  McAvoys sister is a honey. 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

My missus n kids watch it while i slump in the corner full of Spanish Brandy n cocaine wishing i was single in 1994 with long flowing hair and several sexual partners. 

They’ll never take the memories 

[dazzy_deff]

Usual weekday breakfast is a bowl of cereal (currently Honey Hoops). Sometimes drift over to porridge with strawberry jam stirred through. Either served with a coffee (instant milk 2xsweeteners) or a cappuccino out the machine. 

Weekend will usually have a sausage softie or poached eggs with toast (chilli and garlic salt).

[Ke1t]

Breakfast is coffee and a handful of caffeine pills. 

Sets you up for the next three days. 

[Ke1t]

31 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

You strike me as a man who would shun American traditions but have you had biscuits n sausage gravy......... Basically scones n white sauce with chopped sausage..... Its fucking great. 

You strike me as a man who would wholeheartedly embrace Americana... from the getting drunk and shooting shit from the porch on 4th July, to taking the Harley onto the open desert roads in the Southwest, having your way with a native Pueblo woman, then headed for the border with the Federales in hot pursuit... ?

Anyway... Biscuits and Sausage Gravy, that's a speciality of the favourite restaurant of the Old White Folks Brigade, Cracker Barrel. If you find yourself in the US get yourself to a Cracker Barrel, allegedly they do Biscuits and Sausage Gravy better than anyone.

Pretty much the only thing I've hated was Grits. Grits tastes like spunk, has the consistency of spunk, and looks like spunk. Not a big fan of spunk, if I'm being totally candid. 

You might want to try this lad's recipe... for BSG, not spunk, ... he's a proper olde tyme cowboy with a youtube channel, just like the original cowboys had.

 

[The beard of mcinnes]

38 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

You strike me as a man who would shun American traditions but have you had biscuits n sausage gravy......... Basically scones n white sauce with chopped sausage..... Its fucking great. 

Rocking up at a proper old style diner in the morning after a night of drinking and partaking of the fare. 

The smell alone raises the spirits 

[Ke1t]

7 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

America of old, not the shitshow of today. 

I want to swing thru saloon doors and get whisky slid into my hand. 

And thats the bloody truth. 

Sounds like you'd be at home in Alaska or New Mexico... you might as well be back in the 1800s in those states. 

Don't go too far north in Alaska, though... it's all fucking Eskimos and bears. 

Couple of weeks back I tuned into some northern Alaskan radio station , must have been run by the locals, it was just hours of elderly Eskimos banging pots together and wailing in whatever language Eskimos stopped using 100 years ago but are trying to revive because tradition. It was fucking awful. I think I have it recorded, and if I can find it I'll stick it up for everyone to enjoy. 

Stick to the lumber and mining villages out in the wilds, they're more likely to play Steely Dan and  Motley Crue... and the bars are probably as close to a saloon as you'll find. 

The Navajo Nation in Arizona and New Mexico is about the size of Scotland, you could definitely go there if you wanted to experience the whole, 'surrounded by redskins' experience, though. 

 

 

 

[Bluto10]

1 * flat white coffee

1 * babsna

1 * apple