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8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Good for riding through the desert

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15 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Very true.

Bread, butter and sugar sandwich. Just me?

I did that when there was no jam. A crunchy delight. 

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29 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

My auld grunnie from the inbred villages of the Borders would offer a sugar sandwich. 

Coming from the Oil booming NE i was unsure of the delicacy. 

Is it really much different than the frogs putting sugar in a crepe, rolling it and expecting you to pay 6 euros for it. 

Sunblest, Stork, tate n lyle, now fuck off until the street lights come on. 

Carbs. Protein , bit of sugar . Like a modern energy bar. Your Granny had the right idea . It’s just fuel. 

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The Sausage break water between egg and beans has failed.

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20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The Sausage break water between egg and beans has failed.

You're bloody obsessed with breakfast break waters 😄 Always going on about them. 

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2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You're bloody obsessed with breakfast break waters 😄 Always going on about them. 

I may want to mix beans and egg but I want it to be my choice .

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I hate Mrs Browns boys,so you’re wrong there . 
Partidge and The Office are genius though. You’ve dismissed them as shite because you lack the intellect to ‘get them’.

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31 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

probably another piece of guffy shit 

 

6 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Never said either was shite 

You did . Just half an hour ago. 

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25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’ve dismissed them as shite because you lack the intellect to ‘get them’.

 

9 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

 doesn't get past my prejudgements and bigotry ,my prejudice blinds me to the magic within.

 

At least you agree with me there . 

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3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I hate Mrs Browns boys,so you’re wrong there . 
Partidge and The Office are genius though. You’ve dismissed them as shite because you lack the intellect to ‘get them’.

Same here , hate Mrs Browns Boys but The Office and more so Partridge are genius. We can't all like the same things though, probably folk out there still guffawing at Chubby Brown...... Infact this calls for a profile pic change!

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Pretty sure folk who like Partridge/Office are a completely different audience to the retards who watch Mrs Brown. 

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Mrs Browns boys is the worst thing on TV

 

probably ever 

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2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Mrs Browns boys is the worst thing on TV

 

probably ever 

Top Gear and the other one that prick a Clarkson does 

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1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

Pretty sure folk who like Partridge/Office are a completely different audience to the retards who watch Mrs Brown. 

Just old woman that watch Mrs Brown I would think,  I think my old dear likes it.  It really is ridiculously pish. 

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I thought that "Two Doors Down" was Mrs Brown's Boys type shite but it's actually quite funny.

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24 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

My missus n kids watch it while i slump in the corner full of Spanish Brandy n cocaine wishing i was single in 1994 with long flowing hair and several sexual partners. 

Your missus is probably thinking the same thing 😉

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24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I thought that "Two Doors Down" was Mrs Brown's Boys type shite but it's actually quite funny.

Aye quite like that.  McAvoys sister is a honey. 

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2 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

My missus n kids watch it while i slump in the corner full of Spanish Brandy n cocaine wishing i was single in 1994 with long flowing hair and several sexual partners. 

They’ll never take the memories 

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Usual weekday breakfast is a bowl of cereal (currently Honey Hoops). Sometimes drift over to porridge with strawberry jam stirred through. Either served with a coffee (instant milk 2xsweeteners) or a cappuccino out the machine. 

Weekend will usually have a sausage softie or poached eggs with toast (chilli and garlic salt).

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17 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Usual weekday breakfast is a bowl of cereal (currently Honey Hoops). Sometimes drift over to porridge with strawberry jam stirred through. Either served with a coffee (instant milk 2xsweeteners) or a cappuccino out the machine. 

Weekend will usually have a sausage softie or poached eggs with toast (chilli and garlic salt).

GBN

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Breakfast is coffee and a handful of caffeine pills. 

Sets you up for the next three days. 

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31 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

You strike me as a man who would shun American traditions but have you had biscuits n sausage gravy......... Basically scones n white sauce with chopped sausage..... Its fucking great. 

You strike me as a man who would wholeheartedly embrace Americana... from the getting drunk and shooting shit from the porch on 4th July, to taking the Harley onto the open desert roads in the Southwest, having your way with a native Pueblo woman, then headed for the border with the Federales in hot pursuit... 😀

Anyway... Biscuits and Sausage Gravy, that's a speciality of the favourite restaurant of the Old White Folks Brigade, Cracker Barrel. If you find yourself in the US get yourself to a Cracker Barrel, allegedly they do Biscuits and Sausage Gravy better than anyone.

Pretty much the only thing I've hated was Grits. Grits tastes like spunk, has the consistency of spunk, and looks like spunk. Not a big fan of spunk, if I'm being totally candid. 

You might want to try this lad's recipe... for BSG, not spunk, ... he's a proper olde tyme cowboy with a youtube channel, just like the original cowboys had.

 

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38 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

You strike me as a man who would shun American traditions but have you had biscuits n sausage gravy......... Basically scones n white sauce with chopped sausage..... Its fucking great. 

Rocking up at a proper old style diner in the morning after a night of drinking and partaking of the fare. 

The smell alone raises the spirits 

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7 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

America of old, not the shitshow of today. 

I want to swing thru saloon doors and get whisky slid into my hand. 

And thats the bloody truth. 

Sounds like you'd be at home in Alaska or New Mexico... you might as well be back in the 1800s in those states. 

Don't go too far north in Alaska, though... it's all fucking Eskimos and bears. 

Couple of weeks back I tuned into some northern Alaskan radio station , must have been run by the locals, it was just hours of elderly Eskimos banging pots together and wailing in whatever language Eskimos stopped using 100 years ago but are trying to revive because tradition. It was fucking awful. I think I have it recorded, and if I can find it I'll stick it up for everyone to enjoy. 

Stick to the lumber and mining villages out in the wilds, they're more likely to play Steely Dan and  Motley Crue... and the bars are probably as close to a saloon as you'll find. 

The Navajo Nation in Arizona and New Mexico is about the size of Scotland, you could definitely go there if you wanted to experience the whole, 'surrounded by redskins' experience, though. 

 

 

 

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My first breakfast in yonks today (woke up at 3 so starving) 

1 x An Orange 

2 x Boiled Eggs 

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1 * flat white coffee

1 * babsna

1 * apple

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5 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

1 * flat white coffee

1 * babsna

1 * apple

What is a babsna?  Some fancy fruit loaf or a spelling mistake. 

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