What you doing today?

[daytripping]

Just witnessed a road rage incident, white van man amazon driver reversing down a pavement, half on the road, guy didn't take kindly to it and stormed from his motor to have a go at the driver. I added to it by giving the guy the middle finger and calling him a prick, he gave me it back big style while shouting abuse. My job was done, was chuffed with myself and had a small chuckle. Fucking abusing a guy working on a Saturday afternoon for 20p a parcel, prick.

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Great night. Thanks for asking. Hope you all enjoyed Netflix. 

Lose your virginity pal? you seem excessive about telling us all you were meeting a bird. I shag a pof dirty most weekends, never felt the need to spread the news. I keep that for the special keeper types, a fucking rare breed these days.

[YorkDon]

Was gonna watch the game on PPV but blocked in England!

[daytripping]

I've got 2 season tickets, barely remembered the game was on, should have given them to the poor.

[cheesepipes]

16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Women.  L O L. 

 

Football.

Cycle.

Dinner.

Cans.

nausicaa wallpaper

Your life looks as empty as those cupboards. 

Get a poster up, Mickey Weir or Keith Wright. 

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Spy it here.

http://www.hesgoal.com/news/87096/Aberdeen_vs_St_Johnstone.html

Cheers Grays, but glad I didn’t bother.

 

[Wester Hailes Skins]

3 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

She's a fat revolting CUNT. 

How's your mum these days Grays? 

[Poodler]

In Birmingham, what a fucking shithole of a place. How come in 2021 in the modern world do we still have 6 foot high piles on binbags on the street. 

I know the answer tbf 

pakis 

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29 minutes ago, Poodler said:

In Birmingham, what a fucking shithole of a place. How come in 2021 in the modern world do we still have 6 foot high piles on binbags on the street. 

I know the answer tbf 

pakis 

I dont think they're fully to blame. 

 

Bangladeshi, afghani, Romanian and Somalians need to shoulder some of the blame. 

 

From Black Sabbath to this......an absolute travesty. 

Hard working industrial people thru the ages to a mish mash of lazy drug dealing immigrants who seem to have an endless supply of used mattresses and sofas to leave in the street. 

[Henry]

It’s the Tories fault 

[manboobs109]

I've got family in Birmingham, visited them for the first time in a few years in the summer there. Their street looked totally different, apparently cunts are buying houses, knocking them down then rebuilding big huge things with no gardens. Generally ethnic types.

Strange place.

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My auld man used to take me down to the Motor Show at the NEC in the mid 80s. 

Piles of fancy cars with bikini clad gyrating sluts enticing you over and loads of those fluffy things with the manufacturers ribbon to collect. 

Thats about my only Birmingham related story. 

It was always where you got stuck in traffic if you were bombing south. 

Its the sort of place you feel like you never need to visit. 

What you up to @Poodler? 

[1903Fitba]

Last time I went to Birmingham we didn’t get in any decent bars cause there are undercover plod doing loops of the streets reporting any ‘trouble’ to the bouncers. 
 

Got my lip split by a big black girl that same night. Not been back since. 

[Fridge]

37 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I have not watched (and never will watch) a game of cricket in my life 

I’ve been a few times it’s a hoot -  basically think of going to Pittodrie and having to watch the horrendous pish on offer but you can get beer 

Then when someone asks you the score the next day you can honestly say I have absolutely no idea

[Joe pike]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

In Birmingham, what a fucking shithole of a place. How come in 2021 in the modern world do we still have 6 foot high piles on binbags on the street. 

I know the answer tbf 

pakis 

Moving on up here.

2 buses full of Afghan refugees arrived in Aberdeen on Friday.

104 in total.

Hardly mentioned in the media.

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Where are they being housed?

There are unsold plots at Dubford and Chapelton which are being converted and transferred to the LA housing depts. They’ll be used to accommodate some of the families, but initially they’ll be supported in city centre hotels.

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2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Where are they being housed?

Nae room at the Inn in Boxy. 

 

We've our hands full with the Hindu Temple. 

[Joe pike]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Where are they being housed?

Council are arranging housing for them.

Probably need about 40 houses.I think in some cases 2 houses are to knocked into a bigger house.

All will be decorated and furnished.

Maybe 60/70 kids need a school place.

All need doctors,dentists,social workers etc.

Adds up to hundreds of thousands of pounds.

 

[Joe pike]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Heartwarming 

Don't panic Nobby.

Glasgow are taking in a lot more.

Sure you can volunteer to help out.

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Council are arranging housing for them.

Correct

2 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Probably need about 40 houses.I think in some cases 2 houses are to knocked into a bigger house.

Not quite. Probably 20-25. A couple of units to be specially adapted for disabled access etc.

4 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

All will be decorated and furnished.

 

By local firms, supporting jobs and the economy. 
Maybe some of the children who receive an education will one day take up the shortfall in critical services. Sounds like a good investment.

[Joe pike]

10 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Correct

Not quite. Probably 20-25. A couple of units to be specially adapted for disabled access etc.

By local firms, supporting jobs and the economy. 
Maybe some of the children who receive an education will one day take up the shortfall in critical services. Sounds like a good investment.

Like winning the lottery.

[Joe pike]

55 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

There are unsold plots at Dubford and Chapelton which are being converted and transferred to the LA housing depts. They’ll be used to accommodate some of the families, but initially they’ll be supported in city centre hotels.

Sure the neighbours who have 200/300k mortgages will be delighted.

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3 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Sure the neighbours who have 200/300k mortgages will be delighted.

This is actually my favourite part. 

 

The snooty cunts moving into their dream 350k shoebox getting Afghanis either side of them. 

 

[Joe pike]

13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Tough shit for the twats among them ?

 

55 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Sound like someone’s jealous ?

 

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Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Terrific gesture from the Scots. 

I do feel for those poor bloody Afghans though, moving from a dying hell to a living hell.

I wonder what they'll make of the winters and the town centres at the weekends with drunken human debris staggering about.

- Mummy why is that girl peeing in to the homeless man's shoes....?

- don't look Mustafa.  Don't look. 

- why don't they go to church? 

- they prefer drugs and alcohol.

- I wanna go home. 

"Oh i hate my home nation" 

You'll be quoting Trainspotting next. 

[Joe pike]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Terrific gesture from the Scots. 

I do feel for those poor bloody Afghans though, moving from a dying hell to a living hell.

I wonder what they'll make of the winters and the town centres at the weekends with drunken human debris staggering about.

- Mummy why is that girl peeing in to the homeless man's shoes....?

- don't look Mustafa.  Don't look. 

- why don't they go to worship? 

- they prefer drugs and alcohol.

- I wanna go home. 

Did Brazil arrange a nice house for you as a Scottish refugee fleeing the the taliban

[Joe pike]

Just now, Joe pike said:

Did Brazil arrange a nice house for you as a Scottish refugee fleeing the the taliban

Forget that.

We have seen your pad.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Joe pike said:

Moving on up here.

2 buses full of Afghan refugees arrived in Aberdeen on Friday.

104 in total.

Hardly mentioned in the media.

Last seen furiously inflating dinghies on the beach and looking east

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Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I'm coming back if we get independence likes.

Gonna sack York on the way up from stinky London. 

Gonna be great.  All the Huns will have move to Wales and Ingloid land. 

We'll have the place to oursevles, hot diggity dawg!! 

You think the negatives you mentioned will cease with independence. 

[YorkDon]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

 

Gonna sack York on the way up from stinky London. 

 

I have some insider info on current defences-at a cost of course.