cheesepipes Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 That service used to be 20 sheet in Bugsys, did the arsehole reveal come with a cheap bottle of Cava, sometimes the rectum/drinks packages can be really extortionate. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Or was it the Greta Thunypops mask you made her wear? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 6 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. Utterly horrendous. Not worth a jot That'll make up for her Universal Credit cut for 11.5 weeks. Good lad. 4 Link to comment
Zeus Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 7 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. Utterly horrendous. Not worth a jot Middle class lap dance Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 16 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Grim scenes Class A dose of the fear incoming for you the next day or two. Don’t worry the Hat is here for you, we have all done the same and probably much worse. Apart fae Zeus he just moans about covid or runs and gets his hair cut. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Don't be ashamed, Consi. More drunken debauchery and less opinionated woke shite and you'll be in the running for POTY. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 8 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. Utterly horrendous. Not worth a jot Bloody nutter Link to comment
Zeus Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 30 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Class A dose of the fear incoming for you the next day or two. Don’t worry the Hat is here for you, we have all done the same and probably much worse. Apart fae Zeus he just moans about covid or runs and gets his hair cut. Hi'min Nae moaned about covid for ages. Life is back to normal. What establishment charged this obscene amount of £ for a deek of an arsehole is what I want to know. Scandalous! Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Could've bought half a quality jacket for that. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Parklife said: Could've bought half a quality jacket for that. Or 10 pairs of River Island biker jeans. 3 Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 29 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Or 10 pairs of River Island biker jeans. A bargain either way, I'm sure you'll agree Got to make sacrifices on some things, Daz boy, to enable frivolity when it comes to jackets and craft beers. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 At the moment reading paper and looking at a pic in there of Priti Patel and thinking,I bet she a right tiger between the sheets... I'd imagine she do it anywhere in the hoose and the garden shed... Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Consi, was it a strippers in the toon? Robbing bastards, I’d be looking to wage a tirade of crime against them. starting with a bit of graffiti near the door Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 It's empowering for the bird though innit? Consi doing his bit for the sisters. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 A couple of hours with a professional sex worker including some extras for that cash amount. Drink is funny. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Torry Tosser said: At the moment reading paper and looking at a pic in there of Priti Patel and thinking,I bet she a right tiger between the sheets... I'd imagine she do it anywhere in the hoose and the garden shed... She’s a fat revolting cunt. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Parklife said: A bargain either way, I'm sure you'll agree Got to make sacrifices on some things, Daz boy, to enable frivolity when it comes to jackets and craft beers. I'd rather drink bottles of becks than wear biker jeans to be honest. Mind you, i'd rather drink cat piss than craft beer so our tastes are very much misaligned. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dad said: Cat piss drinker ^ Least i dont smell of cat piss you dithery old fool. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Perfect for cruising on your Harley (or fronting Bon Jovi) Would. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 52 minutes ago, Roberto said: If jeans summed up a poster ??? Ohhh. Bitchy. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 £230? Could have bought dads entire stock of DWT t-shirts and had £229 left. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 4 hours ago, manboobs109 said: It's empowering for the bird though innit? Consi doing his bit for the sisters. Has it been confirmed it was a bird stripper? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 11 minutes ago, Dad said: He couldnae and wouldnae Arsehole Can I buy a t-shirt old boy? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dad said: Most certainly - I'd be moved to tears if you did, truth be told son Sound. Had my eye on a new Ralph Lauren one for a while. Cheers for the advice. 6 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Writing a best man speech. Tempted to just wing it, however I’ll be rubbered and her side of the family are very well to do. Melt downs incoming. Link to comment
Zeus Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Start it with... "Hullo mi dearies" Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said: Writing a best man speech. Tempted to just wing it, however I’ll be rubbered and her side of the family are very well to do. Melt downs incoming. Tell the one about the time he paid £230 for a close up of a strippers arsehole. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Zeus said: Start it with... "Hullo mi dearies" Pull back your eyes and scream “WHY ER YI MERRIET TAE HER, WHY ER YI MERRIET TAE HER, I THOUCHT YI LOVED ME” Then down a pint of sweetheart stout, do a mic drop and leave. Link to comment
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