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2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

They don't know it won't do anything. I've already explained tangible benefits. I get your doubts but ultimately only time will tell.

Hope it works out. Truly

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5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Responding to threat of throat slitting with aggression, show weakness and you'll end up raped up the choo choo and get your throat slit. 

In the jungle too long brother. Come back to us 

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1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

November 5th........the king returns. 

I'm sure I'll be somewhere, and I'll feel the presence of the touchdown. 
 

Safe journeys, big man.

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2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Same here min. You should get yourself applied for one of the new dole jobs. That'll be easy street. I'll get a few jars in the Balmore if you move back.

I've been looking at similar lines of work, there was similar shit in Aberdeen but you need qualifications etc. I would prefer a job where I felt like I was making at least somewhat of a positive impact. 
 

Might well give it a go, I miss the place a great deal. 
 

I'll hold you to that, big boy!

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Just now, cheesepipes said:

I can get stuffed baby crocodiles, is that something you would like. 

A souvenir if you will. 

No, no. Save that for whatever classy dames you're courting. 
 

Interesting gift. Shows a bit of edge. Guaranteed ride on a date. 

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Just now, cheesepipes said:

Im a married man. 

Not interested in these black parasitic sluts with catwalk rectums. 

Are you? Surprising. 
 

Now, now. That's the kind of language that makes me weary. 

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1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

My daughter wanted a jungle themed bedroom...... Dont tell me the stuffed croc on the window sill didn't steal the show. 

How old is your daughter? 
 

Does she know of your deviancy? 

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29 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Nobody gives a fuck if you confuse a Lithuanian with an Estonian or a Polish with a Hungarian but theres bloody hell to pay if you do it with a Bangladeshi and an Indian......... Even though the Bangladeshi is operating his restaurant as an Indian Restaurant. 

 

 

However,
try calling a pole a German. Doesn’t go down well. 
 

That’s more xenophobia rather than racism in any case. 

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8 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

If you have children..... Will you educate them in every deviant act you've ever partaken in? 

 

..... Me neither. 

Hahaha. 
 

Fair point. 

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