What you doing today?

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

monday mid afternoon?

nah

 

only two of us. he’s just left. 

 

 

Shot his load?

[Guest]

5 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Parky and Consi will still say different despite you both living and working there. Arguements for arguements sake. 

This is just to say it's spelled "arguments." 
 

Thank you. 

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Shot his load?

gave me a right mouthful before he left

 

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

I wonder what his thoughts must be (if other person exists) when Bluto says 'wait a minute Ruud, I need to update AFC Chat, to tell them what I'm drinking, talk amongst yourself'.

 

hi berto 

you not got gags of your own.

 

 

 

you never arrived in a pub before your krew? Or do you turn up hand in hand?

[Guest]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

hi berto 

you not got gags of your own.

 

 

 

you never arrived in a pub before your krew? Or do you turn up hand in hand?

Why are you pretending you have a crew. Nobody cares, bro. 

[dazzy_deff]

59 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

This is just to say it's spelled "arguments." 
 

Thank you. 

I earn way too much money to care about spelling.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I'm away to see the Velvet Underground doc at the Belmont imorns night. Buzzing for it.

 

Fit like are the refreshments? Usual cinema shit?

Bring your own. 
 

didn’t know that was on actually. 

[RAZOR]

19 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Ill let Caveman and RAZOR educate you on the tattooed wildman of amateur squash. 

Correct. Pipes is like a young Peter Nicol on that squash court (only much sounder)

Mind LGIR asking for photos. Some gal

[manboobs109]

Hat bucket list -

Play squash with Cheesers

Get a pint bought by Fridge

Takeaway fae Chois

Beat Tup at Pool

 

[Redforever86]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Hat bucket list -

Play squash with Cheesers

Get a pint bought by Fridge

Takeaway fae Chois

Beat Tup at Pool

 

Expert level: Get wanked aff by an Indian cementer. 

[manboobs109]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

'Play squash'

Shut the fuck up hahaha 

 

Arsehole

I used to play in the Tayside and North East Fife squash league ya old cunt.

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Hat bucket list -

Play squash with Cheesers

Get a pint bought by Fridge

Takeaway fae Chois

Beat Tup at Pool

 

@Matt Armstrong's Dog Is Choi's the one next door to your local?

If so, sad enough to have done 3 of the above. Though I'd have preferred getting wanked off by an Indian cementer than the food from yon place.

A timestamped photo in Delft is surely on the list, been Hat folklore for many years.

[Parklife]

28 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Hat bucket list -

Play squash with Cheesers

Get a pint bought by Fridge

Takeaway fae Chois

Beat Tup at Pool

 

Find out from Rocket how it started. 

[Redforever86]

Swim in Bri's pool. 

[Reed or deed]

33 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Hat bucket list -

Play squash with Cheesers

Get a pint bought by Fridge

Takeaway fae Chois

Beat Tup at Pool

 

Open up a topic that consiquine doesn’t have loads to say on 

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, Dad said:

Ach here Im sure son - just being an arsehole haha ?

 

Although...arent the participants of the Tayside and North East Fife squash league generally useless pricks?

Fuck knows I made it up. Never played squash in my puff

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

17 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

@Matt Armstrong's Dog Is Choi's the one next door to your local?

If so, sad enough to have done 3 of the above. Though I'd have preferred getting wanked off by an Indian cementer than the food from yon place.

A timestamped photo in Delft is surely on the list, been Hat folklore for many years.

No min, Choi's is located in the town centre, about a dozen minutes walk from my local.

It's an Indian takeaway called Punjabi Kitchen that's next door to my local. Been there since aboot 2018.

When you were in the Broch after we came back from Inverness after beating ICT, it would have been the newly refurbished Tang's that was there at the time. They had been closed down by the Environmental Health office due to being riddled with filth prior to being refurbished and reopening. 

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

No min, Choi's is located in the town centre, about a dozen minutes walk from my local.

It's an Indian takeaway called Punjabi Kitchen that's next door to my local. Been there since aboot 2018.

When you were in the Broch after we came back from Inverness after beating ICT, it would have been the newly refurbished Tang's that was there at the time. They had been closed down by the Environmental Health office due to being riddled with filth prior to being refurbished and reopening. 

Won 0-2 without having a shot on target. Quite something.

Tangs, that's the one. If the rats don't get you the beef will.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, RAZOR said:

Won 0-2 without having a shot om target. Quite something.

Tangs, that's the one. If the rats don't get you the beef will.

....Very true??.

Aye that wiz some achievement. No shots on target that game but still came away with a 2-0 victory thanks to the boy Golobaert's two own goals. 

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

His old man was my nemesis BITD 

a tool of a man 

You should doodle a fake moustache on his loons portrait that hangs in the Inverurie pub (can't remember the name of it).

Judas - worse than Davie Robertson imo.

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

....Very true??.

Aye that wiz some achievement. No shots on target that game but still came away with a 2-0 victory thanks to the boy Golobaert's two own goals. 

We always managed to carve out a decent trip back in the day min.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

27 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

We always managed to carve out a decent trip back in the day min.

We certainly did min; win (day oot wiz better we did), loss, or draw. 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Driving to London 

I hope you get stopped by Insulate Britain.

[NEM]

15 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I hope you get stopped by Insulate Britain.

Sink the foot Hans

[Parklife]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Driving to London 

Liar!! How long has it taken you? 

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, NEM said:

Sink the foot Hans

He wouldn't last in the jile'

 

Immediate smartassery would get him knifed 

[BrianFaePerth]

He’d be fine. Dad and his trusty radiator in the beast wing could accommodate him

[YorkDon]

Day off.

Walked dog earlier, bit of telly this aft.

Theatre tonight.Blood Brothers or some such thing.

[Guest]

22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You struggle to survive in a chat forum you fucking drip.

Nice to see you're taking jokes well

 

This place has warped your mind

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Nice to see you're taking jokes well

 

This place has warped your mind

^ The Hats resident mental wreck, going round the forum questioning other peoples state of mind again ?