manboobs109 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Anybody ever been to a weekend funeral? Don't think I have. I think I'd like mine on a Saturday so cunts could watch the scores in the pub after. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Never a problem for harcus A wedding on Orkney or Shetland would be a minefield of confusion. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Anybody ever been to a weekend funeral? Don't think I have. I think I'd like mine on a Saturday so cunts could watch the scores in the pub after. What if it's during the summer when you peg it? I agree it's a nice sentiment. Can you have a funeral on Saturday or Sunday? A funeral can be held any day of the week but it's common for burial grounds and crematoria to charge extra for weekend services. With weekends being traditional days for other types of religious services, a minister may not be available for funerals on Saturday or Sunday Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 I know, still vey selfish though. Vey selfish. I'll only attend a Saturday wedding. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 12 minutes ago, Roberto said: You do you chief. That sort of thing really doesn't bother me. More concerning things in life that get to me. Such as? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Living with a micro penis. TAFKA Tup Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Roberto said: My family Shit as a “comedy” Link to comment
Guest Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Woke up with my trousers/jumper covered in piss, bollock naked in my mates living room. Lunch soon. then train home Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 3 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Woke up with my trousers/jumper covered in piss, bollock naked in my mates living room. Lunch soon. then train home Is this your second urinate accident of the weekend? Might indicate you have a problem. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Fucking hell Consi, wazzing yourself twice in a weekend is not good. I'd get to the docs. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Still getting the young burd to pick you up after? Nah, drove myself today.Don’t appear to be injured after either, massive bonus.Might nae feel the same tomorrow morning tho. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 hour ago, cheesepipes said: Is this your second urinate accident of the weekend? Might indicate you have a problem. It is. Blackout again. Off it til Xmas. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: It is. Blackout again. Off it til Xmas. Drinking spirits? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 4 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Woke up with my trousers/jumper covered in piss, bollock naked in my mates living room. Greta line from Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn'. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 28 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: It is. Blackout again. Off it til Xmas. Do you have any needle marks on your skin babes? xxx 3 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 57 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: It is. Blackout again. Off it til Xmas. Best to make these sort of promises in late November. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 30 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Do you have any needle marks on your skin babes? xxx Those cunts have went quiet. Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Oot on the bike for a wee sunrise pedal, really love these crisp mornings at this time of the year. live moss balls spit it back out 2 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Tup's bike resting against a football. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Simply Red said: Drinking spirits? Aye, anything and everything. Brutal today Link to comment
Guest Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 4 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Fucking hell Consi, wazzing yourself twice in a weekend is not good. I'd get to the docs. It's just drunkenness. Drank 10-12 pints, too much liquid Link to comment
Guest Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 I do worry I made a total fool of myself yesterday at the match. I was down the front of the barrier above the steps going apeshit, like a caged animal. Saw someone from school as well. Ach well. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: It's just drunkenness. Drank 10-12 pints, too much liquid Any drugs consumed Consi min? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I do worry I made a total fool of myself yesterday at the match. I was down the front of the barrier above the steps going apeshit, like a caged animal. Saw someone from school as well. Ach well. I think you were maybe scaring my wee laddie. We had to leave at half time. He was in the red zip up adidas top. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 13 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Any drugs consumed Consi min? Nah Link to comment
Guest Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I think you were maybe scaring my wee laddie. We had to leave at half time. He was in the red zip up adidas top. Hmmm. I was the really handsome guy in a black jacket and doc martens? I thought a kid would've loved the seethe! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Hmmm. I was the really handsome guy in a black jacket and doc martens? I thought a kid would've loved the seethe! Yeah was trying to noise you up we were in the Jerry Kerr. I wouldn't have had you in Doc Martens though. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Yeah was trying to noise you up we were in the Jerry Kerr. I wouldn't have had you in Doc Martens though. So was I in the Jerry kerr. Just across from the incident. You actually had to take your lad home? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 31 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: So was I in the Jerry kerr. Just across from the incident. You actually had to take your lad home? No did I fuck. Like I say I was trying to wind you up a bit. Didn't work. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: I know, still vey selfish though. Vey selfish. I'll only attend a Saturday wedding. What if it's a bank holiday weekend, and you have the Monday off? Link to comment
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