Zeus Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 Just now, Dad said: Gargle some pink salt and consume a couple garlic cloves ? Or I just man the fuck up and carry on Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, Dad said: Gargle some pink Yeah we all ken where this is going Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 Lie in Lunch - Tuna sandwich and tomato soup Beers Watch darts Out for a curry and pints with the ladz Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Day 5 of Covid isolation. Watch sport/gamble/drink is the plan. Also had a bird offer to come round later. She's just finishing her covid isolation. Bloody terrific. Sounds like utopia DF min?. Enjoy. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 28 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Sounds like utopia DF min?. Enjoy. It's not the worst day I'll ever have. Covid. Lol. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Don Fonte said: It's not the worst day I'll ever have. Covid. Lol. Good lad?. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 Getting pished and watching the darts Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 15 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Big cans? Can I touch them? No - small pert numbers. If you're ever in her company - be my guest. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Took a walk down the beach seen poodlers graffiti and got a coffee. Roasting. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Went to some auld lads place 3 lakes over to fix his door.... when I get there he shows me the empty frame where his door used to be. "Where's the door you need me to fix?"I sais "Blew off a month' ago" he sais "I've no idea where it is now." I was unable to fix that door. Lucky for him I recently got a miter saw... I may have mentioned that... so once I get into town for the materials I'll manufacture a new door for him, even better than the old one. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 5 hours ago, Redforever86 said: Took a walk down the beach seen poodlers graffiti and got a coffee. Roasting. Huh? Is there something anti- Semitic or something written there? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Poodler said: Huh? Is there something anti- Semitic or something written there? You post this afore? On a shelter down the beach. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 They get bonus points from me for remembering you don't use a full stop on a bullet point. @Sooper-hanz take note . Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 6 hours ago, Redforever86 said: You post this afore? On a shelter down the beach. Haha I say ‘bird’ instead of lass agree with both points though identifying a nationality - LOL Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Poodler said: Haha I say ‘bird’ instead of lass agree with both points though identifying a nationality - LOL It’s great trolling whoever it was. Probably ruined many a family day out and romantic walk at the beach. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: What the fuck? Does the old codger live in a shack or what? How can you live one month without a door, in what I imagine is a frozen shithole with polar bears and armed crack wolves in MAGA hats roaming about? How does a door blow off? Not the door to his house, but adjacent to the house and leading down to the lake. Wind comes straight in off the lake. At one time it had acted as a wind break in a porch area, but the wind literally tore the thing out of the frame in a wizard of oz stylee, and it was gone. Now when you walk up to the front door you're met with freezing winds off the lake. I'll put in a new frame and door, and the auld fella can sit on his porch again. No thanks necessary... it's either do that or sculpt my beard like a fag. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 No cunt remembers us when we're deid, might as well be an asset while we're here. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Except @Dad Prick. Well why are yih merried t’her Link to comment
Guest Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 16 minutes ago, Ke1t said: No cunt remembers us when we're deid, might as well be an asset while we're here. An asset to whom? I live for me and me only. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 11 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Put the pics up when it's done. If the old bastard wants to pose for a photo next to his new sturdy door made and fitted by The Hats Poster Of The Year, then all the better, by golly. Love to see old cunts happy me. Not adverse to posting my handiwork... I may well do that. Might even get some pro-tips/constructive criticism from other posters like I got with my 130 foot long retaining* wall. Still retaining like a boss, btw. *Retaining wall. Link to comment
Guest Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 7 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Not adverse to posting my handiwork... I may well do that. Might even get some pro-tips/constructive criticism from other posters like I got with my 130 foot long retaining* wall. Still retaining like a boss, btw. *Retaining wall. Your wall is shite. Next. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: An asset to whom? I live for me and me only. Always offer to help out, even if you can't be arsed in all honesty. I'm sure most of us do, you included. Link to comment
Guest Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Always offer to help out, even if you can't be arsed in all honesty. I'm sure most of us do, you included. Course I do Link to comment
Guest Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just now, Ke1t said: This is the kind of constructive criticism that helps me grow and do better next time. Always be open to the assistance of others, kids... don't be so proud that you ignore valuable input like this. A South Park quote surely Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Your wall is shite. Next. This is the kind of constructive criticism that helps me grow and do better next time. Always be open to the assistance of others, kids... don't be so proud that you ignore valuable input like this. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: A South Park quote surely Paraphrased from Stripes. ...possibly Ghostbusters. Bill Murray, either way. Link to comment
BonnieDon Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Staying indoors. Minus 29C where I am. Add in the chill at minus 40C and it just no fun being outside. Happy Hogmanay everyone. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Now on the gin (Tanqueray) as champagne tanned. Cos of Covid it’s just the three of us, so tunes on and drink flowing. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 37 minutes ago, BonnieDon said: Staying indoors. Minus 29C where I am. Add in the chill at minus 40C and it just no fun being outside. Happy Hogmanay everyone. Where the fuck are you? Link to comment
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