Studebaker-90 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 I could do what they do, and I think they knew that at the time. Probably what spurred em on. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 You are obviously the pantomime villan of the Hat, I mean no one can take you seriously what with those converse you wear ? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Forget about the tragic footwear and focus on the fact that your wifes best ever fingering happened during her last smear test. Just saying likes. Going by the state of his fingers, he’s got them up her cunt twinty fower sivin. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Eez gone aaaaaah vey painful vey painful. Aye but your wife, is a fat revoltin cunt! Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said: Aye but your mum, is a fat revoltin cunt! Fixed it for you ? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 6 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: You're a good man. Best feeling in the world that the old altruism. Just helping another cunt, just cos. You'll go a long way. I bocht the tramp outside Co-op on Union street earlier a half bottle of Glens and a tin of dog food, thinking I was being sound. as I approached him I clocked he had three full shopping bags of stuff that’s clearly been donated from folk leaving the shop. He didn’t even look at me, just took them and put them into a shopping bag saying cheers as he did it. I laughed and thought, fit did I expect tbh. Hope he eats the dog food and gives the dog the glens Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Fuck knows what I’m doing today, bar is shut, don’t even know if any shops are open Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 Planning to be in bed all bloody day, kids can survive on their own. Mrs FFS is currently puking in the bathroom (lightweight) so little to no chance of a new year shag unfortunately. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 10 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Planning to be in bed all bloody day, kids can survive on their own. Mrs FFS is currently puking in the bathroom (lightweight) so little to no chance of a new year shag unfortunately. Get a wank whilst she’s in there. I’m waiting for her to piss off to the shower so I can hae a footer. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Going to my sister in law's shortly. Might slope off for a pint when I'm bored...is the Vic open @Poodler? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 My wife spewed this morning. Must be a bug going round. I'm getting the blame. Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Got up Went for a run (new year, new me) Cleaned the oven Opened a beer Watch the guff game that's on now Make steak peh Beers and Malbec Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said: Going to my sister in law's shortly. Might slope off for a pint when I'm bored...is the Vic open @Poodler? It’s closed pal, Masada is open though (cash only mind) Next time, although dinna being any slopes in, there’s often dogs there Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Few drinks then bed around 2am. Got up this morning and went for a run. Home and made a bacon and egg roll. Shower and out for a walk with the wee one and her, then it'll be along to the nearby Indian for a meal. Booze will be starting on return from the walk. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 17 minutes ago, The Buzzard said: Few drinks then bed around 2am. Got up this morning and went for a run. Home and made a bacon and egg roll. Shower and out for a walk with the wee one and her, then it'll be along to the nearby Indian for a meal. Booze will be starting on return from the walk. Similar. Had a bacon and egg roll without the bacon. Out on the bike this aftie. Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Fuck all i can have now is plain porridge with a small pinch of salt. Such is the destruction i have done to my body when younger Link to comment
Quagmire Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Up early, PCR test, took the missus for her favourite meal but they'd ran out of the lamb chops, no issues with my steak so every cloud. Now catching up on NFT news with a bombay tonic. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 46 minutes ago, Poodler said: It’s closed pal, Masada is open though (cash only mind) Next time, although dinna being any slopes in, there’s often dogs there Masada too far a walk. Although my uncle drinks there so might make a reappearance. Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Anybody auld enough to remember what the telly used to be like on New Years Day? Andy Stewart and kilts and bagpipes a' fuckin day. Young yins the day don't know they're born. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 21 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said: Anybody auld enough to remember what the telly used to be like on New Years Day? Andy Stewart and kilts and bagpipes a' fuckin day. Young yins the day don't know they're born. The standard of the tv last night I'd happily go back to that. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 Mrs FFS now up and about making bacon and fried egg sandwiches along with cups of tea ? I'm still in my scratcher. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Beer and barbecue vibes Link to comment
euan2020 Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 kicking about the house - supermarket today for a few things, and piece of meat for barbecue - still on a few Negra Modelo's not been at office, apart from 1 day since March 2020, so staying away from a kent, next 2 weeks cos have flight to Cape town Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said: Add pool, whip and new business and you’ve a New year grand slam Been in the pool, but the whip was resting today. New business doing very nicely thanks for asking. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 Out and about for a long walk to shake off a day spent doing sweet FA yesterday. Another week off and bored out my skull now! Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 4 hours ago, euan2020 said: kicking about the house - supermarket today for a few things, and piece of meat for barbecue - still on a few Negra Modelo's not been at office, apart from 1 day since March 2020, so staying away from a kent, next 2 weeks cos have flight to Cape town Mind yir jonnies #aids Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Last day of Covid isolation today. Went shopping for a new suit, bought 2 and a new pair of shoes. Went shopping for wine. Now drinking and watching sport. Back to work in the morning. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 assistant to the regional managers (@BK) wear suits these days? 1 Link to comment
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