Sooper-hanz Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Poodler said: Tannin a jar of beetroot If its pickled it might turn your pee-pee red. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Poodler said: Tannin a jar of beetroot Did you hide it ok Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Getting the rattler down to Newcastle to watch an FA cup game. Link to comment
Guest Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Getting the rattler down to Newcastle to watch an FA cup game. Involving the toon? Gateshead? Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Need to go and get a digital passport photo done. Tried doing it in ny phone yesterday - deary me. Bit of shopping needing done Curry for denner (madras) Browse the hat Pretty wild tbph Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 45 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Getting the rattler down to Newcastle to watch an FA cup game. I want precise timings at all stages of your journey including pit stops. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Heading for Manchester to meet cast and crew for this production in Spring. A meal and drinks this evening, so has the potential to be a messy one… Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 24 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Heading for Manchester to meet cast and crew for this production in Spring. A meal and drinks this evening, so has the potential to be a messy one… You in the film industry Yorkie? You've never mentioned it. What you filming? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 34 minutes ago, The Boofon said: You in the film industry Yorkie? You've never mentioned it. What you filming? A porn/snuff movie involving his young bird. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: A porn/snuff movie involving his young bird. Boring her to death the snuff part. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Honey I’m Having a Midlife Crisis 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Aye all very good you cheeky scamps. In the entertainment business as a wee side project at the mo.Has the potential to be a living.If so, Golden Globes, BAFTA’s and Oscars await. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 40 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Aye all very good you cheeky scamps. In the entertainment business as a wee side project at the mo.Has the potential to be a living.If so, Golden Globes, BAFTA’s and Oscars await. BAFTA’s sound right up your street. Boring Auld Fart Talking Absolute Shite 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Can’t shake the image of York don looking like Neil Godwin Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 The programme goes where yorkdon wants it to go Link to comment
Quagmire Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 YorkDon's the official fluffer for gonzo porno's down south. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 The Antique Roadshow - Classic Sunday TV viewing, a live stream of a fucking antique washing his motor Link to comment
YorkDon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 hour ago, 1903Fitba said: BAFTA’s sound right up your street. Boring Auld Fart Talking Absolute Shite Which bit is shite Inspector Closeau? How old is old? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 59 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Can’t shake the image of York don looking like Neil Godwin Similar colouring but i’m sportier. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 15 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Involving the toon? Gateshead? Newcastle v Cambridge. They (Newcastle) were shite. ? Link to comment
Guest Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Newcastle v Cambridge. They (Newcastle) were shite. ? Did see the goal and limbs. Quality. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 45 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Ingloid football. L O L By far the best set up in World football. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 On 1/8/2022 at 1:09 PM, Redforever86 said: The Antique Roadshow - Classic Sunday TV viewing, a live stream of a fucking antique washing his motor Was in Dundee for last night's show. Was a good watch. You go to the filming @manboobs109 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said: Huge demand for antique slush machines just now. You still collecting the old drugs Cavey? 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Was in Dundee for last night's show. Was a good watch. You go to the filming @manboobs109 Didn't realise it was happening but I watched last night. I liked the old boy with the jewellery. Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 On 1/9/2022 at 1:09 AM, Sooper-hanz said: By far the best set up in World football. What do you mean by "best set up"? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Currently watching two sub-pub league teams sclaff a fitba round an indoor pitch. Fat auld cunts in too-tight shirts wobbling around on the edge of a heart attack. I'm having flashbacks to my youth, trying to outmuscle some wheezing, bronchial (terrific as a dinosaur) 400lb car salesman with a fag in his gob on a pishing day of rain .... ...oh fuck... some fat auld lad with 'MILLER' on his back just went down hard, with a sort of "EEEEEERK!" noise. 80/20 against him ever getting up again. Thoughts and prayers, Miller Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 I should point out there are women on these teams... it's like watching a Special Olympics blooper reel when they get the ball. Link to comment
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