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40 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Aye all very good you cheeky scamps.

In the entertainment business as a wee side project at the mo.Has the potential to be a living.If so, Golden Globes, BAFTA’s and Oscars await.

BAFTA’s sound right up your street. 
 

Boring Auld Fart Talking Absolute Shite 

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Currently watching two sub-pub league teams sclaff a fitba round an indoor pitch. 

Fat auld cunts in too-tight shirts wobbling around on the edge of a heart attack.

I'm having flashbacks to my youth, trying to outmuscle some wheezing, bronchial (terrific as a dinosaur) 400lb car salesman with a fag in his gob on a pishing day of rain ....

...oh fuck... some fat auld lad with 'MILLER' on his back just went down hard, with a sort of "EEEEEERK!" noise.

80/20 against him ever getting up again.

Thoughts and prayers, Miller

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