What you doing today?

[Misers Hill]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The ex Man Utd left back?

?belting....you'll get better reply from him?

[Misers Hill]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Lee Shark?

?Ace fir Leeds?

[Studebaker-90]

8 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Morning Brizo. How's the wife?

Gone! He was living a lie. 

[Poodler]

Thai 

 

go see Nick Caves new filum. Hopefully it doesn’t end prematurely 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Staying away from people and biding in with 3 bottles of Tyskie and 8 cans of Budweiser from the local Coop, whilst listening to back-in-the-day music, and watching the stunning Rachel Riley on Countdown, either side of watching the nags. I can hear Black's "Wonderful Life" playing somewhere. ?

Too many people are getting upset with my presence nowadays. 

[BrianFaePerth]

28 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

 

Too many people are getting upset with my presence nowadays. 

Yet you still come here

[Simply Red]

28 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Staying away from people and biding in with 3 bottles of Tyskie and 8 cans of Budweiser from the local Coop, whilst listening to back-in-the-day music, and watching the stunning Rachel Riley on Countdown, either side of watching the nags. I can hear Black's "Wonderful Life" playing somewhere. ?

Too many people are getting upset with my presence nowadays. 

You been hanging aboot the Academy with yir balls hingin oot yir spayver again cheil? 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Yet you still come here

My physical presence is what I'm on aboot, nae my electronic persona. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

You been hanging aboot the Academy with yir balls hingin oot yir spayver again cheil? 

??The last time I did that was on Union Terrace in 2003 and thereafter was swiftly apprehended by the local plod. 

They put me up in a doss house on Dee Street for the night rather than put me in the cells at Queen Street. Pished the bed in the doss house but the young, lovely lady that was on duty was very understanding. 

Turned up for work the following morning at Austin Reed looking very unkempt and grubby, but still did my shift to the end. 

May be wrong but think it was the weekend we lost to the filthy, venomous old club 3-2 at Pittodrie. Zdrilic and Deloumeaux scored for us that day. 

[Arabian Knight]

hink thats bad bluto shat ezsel it ez weddin n ootside auld traffird

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

hink thats bad bluto shat ezsel it ez weddin n ootside auld traffird

Never knew Bluto was spliced or had an affinity to that club in Manchester. Surely nae a Fergie Follower is old Bluto?

[Arabian Knight]

cunts faither wis a guff fermer in ellon..raisd a fuckin dweeb poof wi nae loyalty tae ez roots..cunt wis mare intae ronaldo thin fergie

[JumboJET]

Closely following the Rooney v Vardy libel case.

[sigh]

28 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

Closely following the Rooney v Vardy libel case.

That has to be one of the biggest non stories ever - twa pigs squablin over who lied the most.

Its no a patch on the Johnny v Amber goings on.

[Bluto10]

you’re at work atm aren’t you b-mmg.

[Arabian Knight]

^ lethal combck

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Stealing a wage mare like 

Haven’t worked properly for a good couple of year 

lol

 

aint done so for twenty years min

[Millertime]

http://sndup.net/m5dg

@Sooper-hanz @DD1903

[DD1903]

11 minutes ago, Millertime said:

http://sndup.net/m5dg

@Sooper-hanz @DD1903

What a voice 

[Millertime]

7 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

What a voice 

How devastating is it that that's not an actual full song

I feel as if it needs to be made into one 

Summer project maybe

[DD1903]

9 hours ago, Millertime said:

How devastating is it that that's not an actual full song

I feel as if it needs to be made into one 

Summer project maybe

No maybe about it, MT...get it done!

[Arabian Knight]

ehm gan thru eh groningen thred agen thi diy tae dig oot sum bluto quotes..ez aw xcited n boastin tae cunts compard the shell e is noo..ehm wonderin wis greysack a dons fan beck in the diy? cunt wis actin like ez buzzin fir eh gemme..e made a cunt o ezsel in groningen n ez emberresd aboot it trys tae swerv it..fuckin snake turnt ez beck oan eh sheep but wis eh cunt a fan wance?

[BrianFaePerth]

How did you spend your Thursday morning - working, shagging a burd, drinking or diving in to the chat archives cock in hand looking for Bluto posts

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How did you spend your Thursday morning - working, shagging a burd, drinking or diving in to the chat archives cock in hand looking for Bluto posts

Or E: All of the above.

[Bluto10]

4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How did you spend your Thursday morning - working, shagging a burd, drinking or diving in to the chat archives cock in hand looking for Bluto posts

 hes a definite closet homosexual 

[Zeus]

Wearing shorts 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Wearing shorts 

POOF!!! 
 

@Beachend Bootboy

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

POOF!!! 
 

@Beachend Bootboy

We agree in that.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Might take the motorbike for it's first run if the year this afternoon.  If the cuntin' thing starts like.

[Zeus]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

POOF!!! 
 

@Beachend Bootboy

Columbia triple canyon.

Strolled around the streets of KC in shorts  without a single insult