What you doing today?

[Zeus]

Haircut 

Rowies

Pints in the toon 

Piss myself when the Dons don't sign anyone 

Bed by 8pm 

[Ramandu]

Going to see Alan Partridge at the P&J tonight. Any advice on where to park?

[BrianFaePerth]

Knowing NCP knowing you

[Ramandu]

Jurassic Park and ride

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, Ramandu said:

Going to see Alan Partridge at the P&J tonight. Any advice on where to park?

The official car park. 

 

If you're a tight cunt, Waterton Road Bucksburn and the path at the scout hut will lead you straight to glory. 

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Knowing NCP knowing you

?

[Ramandu]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

The official car park. 

 

If you're a tight cunt, Waterton Road Bucksburn and the path at the scout hut will lead you straight to glory. 

Helpful, thanks. I am tight, but also lazy. Wasn't sure if attempting to park in the arena car park was a foolish idea, but I'll give it a shot.

[Parklife]

Allez! 

[BrianFaePerth]

You’re closer to Wimbledon than Roland Garros in that seat parky 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Nice of the French to make the effort and fill the arena. 

Mixed doubles. Only the proper fans are here for that. 

Swiatek on next ?

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

 

Swiatek on next ?

Never heard of him

[Parklife]

43 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Nadal on today?

Tomorrow. I'll be here for that too 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Great voice of FYC 

A very gifted voice indeed.?

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Never heard of him

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Oregon Red]

What nae celebrating the Platinum Jubilee?  Jesus

 

[Zeus]

Celebrating plats joobs

[Oregon Red]

5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Celebrating plats joobs

Aye that would make more sense

 

 

[Zeus]

Nae really, all this TV coverage at 8am on a Friday is a bit vomit inducing.

Day aff tho:

Go for a walk (shorts on)

Wash car

BBQ on if the sun comes out.

 

 

[Parklife]

Walk along the Seine 

Brunch 

Watch the greatest tennis player of all time

 

[styrofoamplates]

13 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Walk along the Seine 

Brunch 

Watch the greatest tennis player of all time

 

Margaret Court? Is she playing?

[Parklife]

19 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Margaret Court? Is she playing?

The Bri of the tennis world, her. 

[dazzy_deff]

Heading down south to a fine wee resort for my pals joint 40th. 3 days on the sauce. 

British "holidays" with bairns are a total cunt. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just had a couple of drinks with the piddler

[Ke1t]

Walking off the Covids. 

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Federer is the best ever. 

No he isn't. 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

tis and that's the end of it. 

1. He's not

2. He's a prick 

3. You're unqualified to comment. 

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, Parklife said:

1. He's not

2. He's a prick 

3. You're unqualified to comment. 

What makes you think you're more qualified to comment? You obviously think your opinion holds more weight, but why? 

[Poodler]

Beach vibes this morning

Play with the cat 

head on oot to watch afl

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

 

head on oot to watch afl

Seriously? You've changed.

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

What makes you think you're more qualified to comment? You obviously think your opinion holds more weight, but why? 

You're taking things seriously that haven't been  said seriously.