Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I had a perineum swab earlier. Prefer Evian. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Up Gym Going to glasgow Pints Wander round kelvingrove park Japanese food Pints Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 up #10am coffee #11am pintS #now shopping pintS pot noodle wank pintS Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 20 minutes ago, Parklife said: Going to glasgow Weegie cunt Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Going out on t’bike Where you off to Hanzo? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 43 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Where you off to Hanzo? Some place with no 4G. ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 34 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Some place with no 4G. ? Just cycle around till you can't get a signal? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Had a video call with an old friend called Mumbles. Now drinking beer and listening to Tool. Good to have a break from the fucking football likes. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Had a video call with an old friend called Mumbles. Now drinking beer and listening to Tool. Good to have a break from the fucking football likes. Especially being a Hibs fan. Prick. Ah no. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Especially being a Hibs fan. Prick. Ah no. Hear. Hibs are gonna be amazing bastards next year fuckmouth. Signed some quality brothers from Benifca B team, Leeds and Africa and all sorts. ?? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 26 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Now drinking beer and listening to Tool. youre a wot? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: youre a wot? Yer mrs seekrit fantissay. She eywis wahnted tae git nobbed fae a Hibs cunt wi HIV wi decent girth. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 12 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Mrs Bluto loves a big black cock Crikey Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 Happy Juneteenth everyone ?? Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 5 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Crikey Turkish actually ?? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 Had a lie in. Opened Father's Day presents. Took the wee one to her show jumping competition (she won of course). Went for a late lunch. Now home for a nap. Later - few beers/wines and watch the last round of the US Open. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Had a lie in. Opened Father's Day presents. Took the wee one to her show jumping competition (she won of course). Went for a late lunch. Now home for a nap. Later - few beers/wines and watch the last round of the US Open. Pics of the wee ones horse? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 12 minutes ago, Poodler said: Pics of the wee ones horse? He's got a fair schlong on him. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 20 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Windfarm. Fucking freezing. Aye it's an affa cool breeze today better the morn Sooper. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 Did a triathlon this morning and now sat totally fucked on the sofa. Bird hasn’t seen Bohemian Rhapsody so will be sticking that on later. Link to comment
Joe pike Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Did a triathlon this morning and now sat totally fucked on the sofa. Bird hasn’t seen Bohemian Rhapsody so will be sticking that on later. You well insured. Swop plates at dinner table. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: @Parklife The worlds first vertical boat lift. Falkirk ❤️ Link to comment
Joe pike Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Parklife said: The worlds first vertical boat lift. Falkirk ❤️ Looks like a bottle opener to me. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, Joe pike said: Looks like a bottle opener to me. How big are your bottles? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: It’s a decent comedy Those teeth. Ridiculous. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 17 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Those teeth. Ridiculous. Aye early Freddie in the film looks like Mick Jagger. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 watchin bluto watchin buc..jist seein greysacks stats there n its threds thit bucs postin in ez glued tae..ez afraid o buc 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Had an English cunt call me up pretending to be from my Aussie banks fraud team. He was good, passed the bullshit detector by reading out a previous credit card number eh had (apparently tokens connect it all) and everything. He set about “cancelling” my card to protect me and then got stuck. Luckily if he sent me a text and eh told him the code it would save the day. Unfortunately for him, eh read the message of the text which said “Authorise the payment of 4900 AUD”. When eh said “here why does it say this” he somehow got disconnected. Seems he’d tried multiple people this morning. People like that should be shot in the balls. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Away to take my we Scottie pups doon to the beach later this morning. Lovely sunny warm morning here in the brig of don. Link to comment
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