What you doing today?

[ericblack4boss]

On 6/13/2022 at 2:40 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

I bet there was a fat woman who drank too much and cried? Every wedding I’ve ever been to there’s been a fat,drunken munter sobbing her flabby heart out. 
 

(Usually my Mrs tbf)

Usually they are rooted at bar with glass after glass of prosecco, waiting for a suitable victim to wander up to bar, then outside getting poked, 

Like the lass last time I was in Costco, getting didgered  relentlessly while walking along an aisle

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Had an English cunt call me up pretending to be from my Aussie banks fraud team. He was good, passed the bullshit detector by reading out a previous credit card number eh had (apparently tokens connect it all) and everything. 
 

He set about “cancelling” my card to protect me and then got stuck. Luckily if he sent me a text and eh told him the code it would save the day. 
 

Unfortunately for him, eh read the message of the text which said “Authorise the payment of 4900 AUD”.  When eh said “here why does it say this” he somehow got disconnected.

 

Seems he’d tried multiple people this morning.

 

People like that should be shot in the balls.

About £5 worth of damage 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Had an English cunt call me up pretending to be from my Aussie banks fraud team. He was good, passed the bullshit detector by reading out a previous credit card number eh had (apparently tokens connect it all) and everything. 
 

He set about “cancelling” my card to protect me and then got stuck. Luckily if he sent me a text and eh told him the code it would save the day. 
 

Unfortunately for him, eh read the message of the text which said “Authorise the payment of 4900 AUD”.  When eh said “here why does it say this” he somehow got disconnected.

 

Seems he’d tried multiple people this morning.

 

People like that should be shot in the balls.

Pocket fluff.

Should have gave him it just for his efforts.

[BrianFaePerth]

Winter Solstice today.

Now we’re heading towards Summer and #PoolVibes

[The Boofon]

6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Winter Solstice today.

Now we’re heading towards Summer and #PoolVibes

Never change Brian. Never change. 

[Dad]

Extra four incisors - hence the wondrous singing voice 

[Dad]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s mince. 

Freddy says it in the film son

[Dad]

You believe what you want to believe 

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh believe you’re a useless cunt when it comes to the betting

[Edwin Starr]

On 7/5/2021 at 6:17 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

Any of you chaps know much about benefits schemes? My son's pal has been chucked out his house. He's in a low paid job and is looking for a flat share just now. Just wondered what , if any, benefits he would be entitled to?

 

 

 

and no it's not me ?

Depends where he lives ,I've been told there's 300 flats in Aberdeen for the homeless by the homeless shelter here in Aberdeen .

 

Go to the council and tell them they will help him out .

[Edwin Starr]

On 6/19/2022 at 7:07 PM, YorkDon said:

Did a triathlon this morning and now sat totally fucked on the sofa.

Bird hasn’t seen Bohemian Rhapsody so will be sticking that on later.

How did you get on and what distances did you do YD.?

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Depends where he lives ,I've been told there's 300 flats in Aberdeen for the homeless by the homeless shelter here in Aberdeen .

 

Go to the council and tell them they will help him out .

Better late than never I suppose.

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

Better late than never I suppose.

It's alright he's not homeless anymore. 

 

Died 7 months ago.

[YorkDon]

34 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

How did you get on and what distances did you do YD.?

Did ok, seeing as I hadn’t trained as much as I should’ve done.

It was a super sprint-just a baby one. 
400m lake swim, 8 and a bit mile bike ride, just over a mile and a half run.

Mate I did it with already wants to do another.

Cant imagine doing the Olympic distance, never mind an Ironman-but as I get fitter, I’ll probably want to increase the challenge.

[Redforever86]

8 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

 

It was a super sprint-just a baby one. 
400m lake swim, 8 and a bit mile bike ride, just over a mile and a half run.
 

Fucking hell. 

[YorkDon]

12 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Fucking hell. 

Another one of your better posts.Much improved min.Keep it up.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

39 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Did ok, seeing as I hadn’t trained as much as I should’ve done.

It was a super sprint-just a baby one. 
400m lake swim, 8 and a bit mile bike ride, just over a mile and a half run.

Mate I did it with already wants to do another.

Cant imagine doing the Olympic distance, never mind an Ironman-but as I get fitter, I’ll probably want to increase the challenge.

Fuck me.  It's Daley Thomson. 

[Betty Swallicks]

6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fuck me.  It's Daley Thomson. 

Looks a bit like that bird of yours. 

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 minute ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Looks a bit like that bird of yours. 

 

She's more like Fatima Whitbread. 

[Betty Swallicks]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

She's more like Fatima Whitbread. 

I did not!

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, YorkDon said:

Did ok, seeing as I hadn’t trained as much as I should’ve done.

It was a super sprint-just a baby one. 
400m lake swim, 8 and a bit mile bike ride, just over a mile and a half run.

Mate I did it with already wants to do another.

Cant imagine doing the Olympic distance, never mind an Ironman-but as I get fitter, I’ll probably want to increase the challenge.

Good to get one down .

Coming off the bike on to a run is difficult legs are like jelly , that takes a bit of getting used to 

What's your best event of the 3?

Well done YD.

[Edwin Starr]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not after 8 miles. To put it in context your cycle to Primark and back was probably longer than YD's 'Ironman". 

But not as fast ?

[Redforever86]

I completed a triathlon the other day. 

 

Rode my bike round to the corner shop for a paper, fell off into a puddle, then had to push the bike hame. 

[YorkDon]

34 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Good to get one down .

Coming off the bike on to a run is difficult legs are like jelly , that takes a bit of getting used to 

What's your best event of the 3?

Well done YD.

Aye that was the toughest bit.

Bike is my best I’d say.28 mins on a reasonably flat course, but a hoor of a headwind.Hadn’t biked for ages tho, so again, some training and I’d take some time off it.

You quite clearly read that I said it wasn’t an Ironman @Sooper-hanz but just a baby one.

 

[YorkDon]

29 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not after 8 miles. To put it in context your cycle to Primark and back was probably longer than YD's 'Ironman". 

An 8 mile wee country cycle then a wee run might be fine, but when you throw in a swim beforehand and you push it on the bike, your legs ken about it for the run.

Loving the input from you sporty types @Redforever86 @Sooper-hanz
 

[Bluto10]

only decent athletics event ever worth doing is the beer mile.

[styrofoamplates]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

An Ironbaby then? You did an Ironbaby?

Careful....

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

only decent athletics event ever worth doing is the beer mile.

Athletics. 
 

LOL 

Ammaright?!?  

[Redforever86]

17 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

 

Loving the input from you sporty types @Redforever86 @Sooper-hanz
 

Just winding you up min, because originally you said you’d done a triathlon (not a baby one etc) most likely leading folk to believe you had done big miles. 

[Edwin Starr]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How long was your cycle, Buc?

About 8 mile all in but did 4 x 1000 meter reps earlier in the morning my wife came as well.

 

She's very fit .