Bluto10 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 just take it to a car wash min Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, Parklife said: What a fucking shite way to spend free time. It is pal but once you get goin' it's fine enough and the end result is quite satisfying. I've got to take it up to Inverness on Monday to get a new wing on (warranty job) and I'm fucked if I'm gonna have it in a pro paint shop lookin' like a pun o' mince. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: It is pal but once you get goin' it's fine enough and the end result is quite satisfying. I've got to take it up to Inverness on Monday to get a new wing on (warranty job) and I'm fucked if I'm gonna have it in a pro paint shop lookin' like a pun o' mince. Would they nae clean it before they do that? Be fucking yirded by the time you get to Inverness anyway. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Would they nae clean it before they do that? Be fucking yirded by the time you get to Inverness anyway. They won't clean it. They're removin' a wing and installin' a new pre-painted one. Hopefully wi a decent polish and ceramic it winna be clatty as fuck by the time I get there and back and if it is then a good bodywork finish will make it easier to clean. Gotta take a wee bit o' pride (not in a gay way like) in things min. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: They won't clean it. They're removin' a wing and installin' a new pre-painted one. Hopefully wi a decent polish and ceramic it winna be clatty as fuck by the time I get there and back and if it is then a good bodywork finish will make it easier to clean. Gotta take a wee bit o' pride (not in a gay way like) in things min. Sounds more like a plane than a car. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 13 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Sounds more like a plane than a car. Oh, it can fuckin' fly alright but touch wood I ain't been airbourne with it yet. ? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Wooden go! ???? Murder? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Driving to Welwyn Garden City to overnight before Stones in Hyde Park tomorrow. Link to comment
sigh Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 12 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Driving to Welwyn Garden City to overnight before Stones in Hyde Park tomorrow. Use to spend a bit of time in Codicote near there, try The Goat for beers and food; WGC itself is a shithole Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 22 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Driving to Welwyn Garden City to overnight before Stones in Hyde Park tomorrow. Dodgy place to park the Tesla Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: You’ll be hoping the rain stays off YD. Meant to be quite bad down south this weekend The forecast for London, so far, looks alright. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 hours ago, sigh said: Use to spend a bit of time in Codicote near there, try The Goat for beers and food; WGC itself is a shithole Aye we saw that when we were looking at places to eat the night.Think we’re eating at the hotel. The Goat looks good though. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Dodgy place to park the Tesla Parked her under the cameras Bri ? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 24 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Parked her under the cameras Bri ? What about the Tesla? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 4 hours ago, sigh said: Use to spend a bit of time in Codicote near there, try The Goat for beers and food; WGC itself is a shithole Fucking hell where are you from if WGC is a shithole? Defo not Aberdeen. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Storms rolled through here a week or so ago.... fucked my AC and my sump pump.... 8" water in my crawlspace. Pipes in the garage froze and burst over winter, dock weld gave way, atv tyre fucked, kitchen tap has a leak, water pressure practically zero, oh, and there's possibly a bobcat wandering around in the woods. Been working my way through this litany of shitbaggery, and almost ready to relax by finding this glorified house cat and ejaculated it from the vicinity of my hoose. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Storms rolled through here a week or so ago.... fucked my AC and my sump pump.... 8" water in my crawlspace. Pipes in the garage froze and burst over winter, dock weld gave way, atv tyre fucked, kitchen tap has a leak, water pressure practically zero, oh, and there's possibly a bobcat wandering around in the woods. Been working my way through this litany of shitbaggery, and almost ready to relax by finding this glorified house cat and ejaculated it from the vicinity of my hoose. Do they eat babies and shit? or is it the guy from Police Academy? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Do they eat babies and shit? or is it the guy from Police Academy? Not sure if they eat the guy from Police Academy, but if my dug sees a Bobcat then it's a fecht for sure. While I'm certain my German Shepherd could fuck a Bobcat I don't need the subsequent mangled mutt and vet bills that a victory would cost. If there is one, and I'm 99% sure there is because I fucking saw it, then I should be able to just scare it off. If it decides to make a stand my battle plan is largely just kicks and punches until it fucks off. No point shooting at it, or pulling a knife out, a couple of good boots to the body should encourage its departure. Im basically an animal lover... Edit: Ah... Bobcat Goldthwaite.... I gotcha now. Is he deid? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 24 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Not sure if they eat the guy from Police Academy, but if my dug sees a Bobcat then it's a fecht for sure. While I'm certain my German Shepherd could fuck a Bobcat I don't need the subsequent mangled mutt and vet bills that a victory would cost. If there is one, and I'm 99% sure there is because I fucking saw it, then I should be able to just scare it off. If it decides to make a stand my battle plan is largely just kicks and punches until it fucks off. No point shooting at it, or pulling a knife out, a couple of good boots to the body should encourage its departure. Im basically an animal lover... Edit: Ah... Bobcat Goldthwaite.... I gotcha now. Is he deid? just give the little fluffy bugger some tuna and he will be sound. or if he's bigger than a regular cat then maybe a shark.. Goldthwait still on the go, directing horror movies about Bigfoot and the like. The bobcat's range does not seem to be limited by human populations, but by availability of suitable habitat; only large, intensively cultivated tracts are unsuitable for the species.[35] The animal may appear in back yards in "urban edge" environments, where human development intersects with natural habitats.[44] If chased by a dog, it usually climbs up a tree.[42] There we go. No fighting needed. up the tree the little one pops. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: Fits yir dug ca’d Kelt? Dug is the only name I use for her. No bobcat is surviving her fury. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 54 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: If chased by a dog, it usually climbs up a tree.[42] There we go. No fighting needed. up the tree the little one pops. This is my reckoning. Wild animals usually want fuck all to do with humans, and understandably so. 99% of the time even predatory animals will take off when they see a human or a dog, unless they've good reason to be aggressive. But I don't need my dug getting involved. Walking towards a Bobcat and shouting, "GET YE TAE FUCK!" Should resolve the situation... it's not like the fillums where it jumps out a tree and tries to bite your face off. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 13 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Dug is the only name I use for her. No bobcat is surviving her fury. You shouldn’t put your finger there. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ke1t said: This is my reckoning. Wild animals usually want fuck all to do with humans, and understandably so. 99% of the time even predatory animals will take off when they see a human or a dog, unless they've good reason to be aggressive. But I don't need my dug getting involved. Walking towards a Bobcat and shouting, "GET YE TAE FUCK!" Should resolve the situation... it's not like the fillums where it jumps out a tree and tries to bite your face off. Aye don't shoot it man. Cats innit. Class wee bastards. ? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: You shouldn’t put your finger there. It's the only sure way to incapacitate a German Shepherd. Plus they seem to enjoy it, so win win. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Aye don't shoot it man. Cats innit. Class wee bastards. ? I ve never pointed a gun at a living thing, not that I could hit the fucking thing even if I did. I might as well throw rocks at it. The wife's old man, on the other hand, shoots just about anything with four legs that wanders onto his property. Sure sign of a psychopath. Only things I'll kill are spiders and maybe the wife at some point. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Just now, Ke1t said: I ve never pointed a gun at a living thing, not that I could hit the fucking thing even if I did. I might as well throw rocks at it. The wife's old man, on the other hand, shoots just about anything with four legs that wanders onto his property. Sure sign of a psychopath. Only things I'll kill are spiders and maybe the wife at some point. Yanks innit. Cunts love a gun. Aye spiders can fuck off. My house back in North Englandshire was chock full of the cunts. Vile little (big) bastards went straight in the J Edgar. I am defo ready to punt a dog in the chops next time one comes nipping at me though. There's only so many times you can do that thing where you pull yourself away submissively from the cunt, scream like Ned Flanders, and he still bites you anyway. Any dogs reading this, FUCK OFF. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 18 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Yanks innit. Cunts love a gun. Aye spiders can fuck off. My house back in North Englandshire was chock full of the cunts. Vile little (big) bastards went straight in the J Edgar. I am defo ready to punt a dog in the chops next time one comes nipping at me though. There's only so many times you can do that thing where you pull yourself away submissively from the cunt, scream like Ned Flanders, and he still bites you anyway. Any dogs reading this, FUCK OFF. Surely thon Brazilian spiders are worse than any British spider. That Brazilian Wandering Spider is horrifying, plus if it bites you you get an erection then die,, and cant be buried in a regular depth coffin. This Is the stuff of nightmares. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723 Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Surely thon Brazilian spiders are worse than any British spider. That Brazilian Wandering Spider is horrifying, plus if it bites you you get an erection then die,, and cant be buried in a regular depth coffin. This Is the stuff of nightmares. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723 For the love of holy fuck... Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Ke1t said: Surely thon Brazilian spiders are worse than any British spider. That Brazilian Wandering Spider is horrifying, plus if it bites you you get an erection then die,, and cant be buried in a regular depth coffin. This Is the stuff of nightmares. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723 Good grief Fit a fleg he must have got when he looked under the bed for the first time like rolling over and seeing Caveys wife 2 Link to comment
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