manboobs109 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 4 hours ago, sigh said: Use to spend a bit of time in Codicote near there, try The Goat for beers and food; WGC itself is a shithole Fucking hell where are you from if WGC is a shithole? Defo not Aberdeen. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Storms rolled through here a week or so ago.... fucked my AC and my sump pump.... 8" water in my crawlspace. Pipes in the garage froze and burst over winter, dock weld gave way, atv tyre fucked, kitchen tap has a leak, water pressure practically zero, oh, and there's possibly a bobcat wandering around in the woods. Been working my way through this litany of shitbaggery, and almost ready to relax by finding this glorified house cat and ejaculated it from the vicinity of my hoose. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Storms rolled through here a week or so ago.... fucked my AC and my sump pump.... 8" water in my crawlspace. Pipes in the garage froze and burst over winter, dock weld gave way, atv tyre fucked, kitchen tap has a leak, water pressure practically zero, oh, and there's possibly a bobcat wandering around in the woods. Been working my way through this litany of shitbaggery, and almost ready to relax by finding this glorified house cat and ejaculated it from the vicinity of my hoose. Do they eat babies and shit? or is it the guy from Police Academy? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Do they eat babies and shit? or is it the guy from Police Academy? Not sure if they eat the guy from Police Academy, but if my dug sees a Bobcat then it's a fecht for sure. While I'm certain my German Shepherd could fuck a Bobcat I don't need the subsequent mangled mutt and vet bills that a victory would cost. If there is one, and I'm 99% sure there is because I fucking saw it, then I should be able to just scare it off. If it decides to make a stand my battle plan is largely just kicks and punches until it fucks off. No point shooting at it, or pulling a knife out, a couple of good boots to the body should encourage its departure. Im basically an animal lover... Edit: Ah... Bobcat Goldthwaite.... I gotcha now. Is he deid? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 24 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Not sure if they eat the guy from Police Academy, but if my dug sees a Bobcat then it's a fecht for sure. While I'm certain my German Shepherd could fuck a Bobcat I don't need the subsequent mangled mutt and vet bills that a victory would cost. If there is one, and I'm 99% sure there is because I fucking saw it, then I should be able to just scare it off. If it decides to make a stand my battle plan is largely just kicks and punches until it fucks off. No point shooting at it, or pulling a knife out, a couple of good boots to the body should encourage its departure. Im basically an animal lover... Edit: Ah... Bobcat Goldthwaite.... I gotcha now. Is he deid? just give the little fluffy bugger some tuna and he will be sound. or if he's bigger than a regular cat then maybe a shark.. Goldthwait still on the go, directing horror movies about Bigfoot and the like. The bobcat's range does not seem to be limited by human populations, but by availability of suitable habitat; only large, intensively cultivated tracts are unsuitable for the species.[35] The animal may appear in back yards in "urban edge" environments, where human development intersects with natural habitats.[44] If chased by a dog, it usually climbs up a tree.[42] There we go. No fighting needed. up the tree the little one pops. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: Fits yir dug ca’d Kelt? Dug is the only name I use for her. No bobcat is surviving her fury. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 54 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: If chased by a dog, it usually climbs up a tree.[42] There we go. No fighting needed. up the tree the little one pops. This is my reckoning. Wild animals usually want fuck all to do with humans, and understandably so. 99% of the time even predatory animals will take off when they see a human or a dog, unless they've good reason to be aggressive. But I don't need my dug getting involved. Walking towards a Bobcat and shouting, "GET YE TAE FUCK!" Should resolve the situation... it's not like the fillums where it jumps out a tree and tries to bite your face off. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 13 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Dug is the only name I use for her. No bobcat is surviving her fury. You shouldn’t put your finger there. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ke1t said: This is my reckoning. Wild animals usually want fuck all to do with humans, and understandably so. 99% of the time even predatory animals will take off when they see a human or a dog, unless they've good reason to be aggressive. But I don't need my dug getting involved. Walking towards a Bobcat and shouting, "GET YE TAE FUCK!" Should resolve the situation... it's not like the fillums where it jumps out a tree and tries to bite your face off. Aye don't shoot it man. Cats innit. Class wee bastards. ? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: You shouldn’t put your finger there. It's the only sure way to incapacitate a German Shepherd. Plus they seem to enjoy it, so win win. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Aye don't shoot it man. Cats innit. Class wee bastards. ? I ve never pointed a gun at a living thing, not that I could hit the fucking thing even if I did. I might as well throw rocks at it. The wife's old man, on the other hand, shoots just about anything with four legs that wanders onto his property. Sure sign of a psychopath. Only things I'll kill are spiders and maybe the wife at some point. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Just now, Ke1t said: I ve never pointed a gun at a living thing, not that I could hit the fucking thing even if I did. I might as well throw rocks at it. The wife's old man, on the other hand, shoots just about anything with four legs that wanders onto his property. Sure sign of a psychopath. Only things I'll kill are spiders and maybe the wife at some point. Yanks innit. Cunts love a gun. Aye spiders can fuck off. My house back in North Englandshire was chock full of the cunts. Vile little (big) bastards went straight in the J Edgar. I am defo ready to punt a dog in the chops next time one comes nipping at me though. There's only so many times you can do that thing where you pull yourself away submissively from the cunt, scream like Ned Flanders, and he still bites you anyway. Any dogs reading this, FUCK OFF. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 18 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Yanks innit. Cunts love a gun. Aye spiders can fuck off. My house back in North Englandshire was chock full of the cunts. Vile little (big) bastards went straight in the J Edgar. I am defo ready to punt a dog in the chops next time one comes nipping at me though. There's only so many times you can do that thing where you pull yourself away submissively from the cunt, scream like Ned Flanders, and he still bites you anyway. Any dogs reading this, FUCK OFF. Surely thon Brazilian spiders are worse than any British spider. That Brazilian Wandering Spider is horrifying, plus if it bites you you get an erection then die,, and cant be buried in a regular depth coffin. This Is the stuff of nightmares. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723 Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Surely thon Brazilian spiders are worse than any British spider. That Brazilian Wandering Spider is horrifying, plus if it bites you you get an erection then die,, and cant be buried in a regular depth coffin. This Is the stuff of nightmares. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723 For the love of holy fuck... Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Ke1t said: Surely thon Brazilian spiders are worse than any British spider. That Brazilian Wandering Spider is horrifying, plus if it bites you you get an erection then die,, and cant be buried in a regular depth coffin. This Is the stuff of nightmares. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723 Good grief Fit a fleg he must have got when he looked under the bed for the first time like rolling over and seeing Caveys wife 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 8 hours ago, Poodler said: Good grief Fit a fleg he must have got when he looked under the bed for the first time like rolling over and seeing Caveys wife Appears to only have 6 legs. I'm calling bullshit on this one. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 9 hours ago, Poodler said: Good grief Fit a fleg he must have got when he looked under the bed for the first time like rolling over and seeing Caveys wife "She managed to capture a camouflage grouper fish swimming around in a cloud of eggs and sperm. Other winning photos included fighting fish, an inquisitive underwater elephant, a calm gorilla and a man in a gimp suit feeding a pigeon a piece of bread." ah no Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, The Boofon said: Appears to only have 6 legs. I'm calling bullshit on this one. Thought that as well but the front four legs are just close together in pairs. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Thought that as well but the front four legs are just close together in pairs. Ok Hanz don’t spoil it FFS. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Thanks Hanz for pointing out my error of observation. Ach, no worries. ? Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Went to yon fit yi cas it Kingswells Gala ? Link to comment
CCB III Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said: All youve got is Bri Love the Beatles Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 It looks like the aftermath of the Fukushima tragedy. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 36 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: looks a bit rubbish bri Would imagine you struggle with the concept of a pub with people. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 Got up Ran Went for a drink with an old pal Called in a favour for free physio Beers Watch the last couple episodes of a TV show we've been watching Steak for dinner with wine Beer Bed. Link to comment
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