What you doing today?

[RAZOR]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

eh have tickets for Book of Mormon which is coming to Weeg in October. 

Hasa Diga Eebowai ❤️

[Parklife]

16 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Never.I’ve heard only good things about it.

Epic from the very beginning. Enjoy! 

[The Buzzard]

38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Anyways..., can anyone recommend a pub in Edinburgh that does yer Paulaners on draft ? ( or similar Belgian, German beers)

There's a place called Keller Taproom or something just off Broughton Street might be worth a look. Don't think it does Paulanervthough. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, YorkDon said:

Hamilton

Eh had a group of teenage girls over (in a non-dad way) last year and they wanted to watch something. Aye fine eh said, what? “Hamilton”’was the resounding answer.

WTF is that eh asked. A musical about the 1700s that is popular wit da yute. They answered.

 

Pile of fuckin shite.

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh had a group of teenage girls over (in a non-dad way) last year and they wanted to watch something. Aye fine eh said, what? “Hamilton”’was the resounding answer.

WTF is that eh asked. A musical about the 1700s that is popular wit da yute. They answered.

 

Pile of fuckin shite.

Shag any of them?

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Anyways..., can anyone recommend a pub in Edinburgh that does yer Paulaners on draft ? ( or similar Belgian, German beers)

There’s a 6 degrees north in Edinburgh don’t think it has a beer garden however.

 

The Salt horse is my favourite pub in Edinburgh always a good selection of craft wankery. 

[The Buzzard]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was in there at Xmas, Buzz. Didn't like it. Unfriendly atmosphere, just shite. Had one pint of ABK and left. 

I only spotted it online last week when I was looking for a boozer before the playhouse. Will avoid. 

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Shag any of them?

Nah, Hamilton was preferable 

[patrick bateman]

10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Shag any of them?

Even the young women of the outback have standards.

[patrick bateman]

38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was in there at Xmas, Buzz. Didn't like it. Unfriendly atmosphere, just shite. Had one pint of ABK and left. 

Shocked that they didn't take to you 

 

[CCB III]

42 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? Howzabout you take a long sook of my dick?

To small for a long sook

[CCB III]

Too small*

[YorkDon]

32 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh had a group of teenage girls over (in a non-dad way) last year and they wanted to watch something. Aye fine eh said, what? “Hamilton”’was the resounding answer.

WTF is that eh asked. A musical about the 1700s that is popular wit da yute. They answered.

 

Pile of fuckin shite.

They all turned you down? 

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Epic from the very beginning. Enjoy! 

It’s nae usually my thing, but saw Blood Brothers last year and that was good.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

They all turned you down? 

Unlike you, eh didn’t make any of them my burd

[Guest milne_afc]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Anyways..., can anyone recommend a pub in Edinburgh that does yer Paulaners on draft ? ( or similar Belgian, German beers)

I was in Malone’s yesterday. I can’t remember if they had it.

sorry I can’t be more help x

[YorkDon]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Unlike you, eh didn’t make any of them my burd

Ach we can’t all pull much younger women Bri.Shoulda worn more sunscreen.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Ach we can’t all pull much younger women Bri.Shoulda worn more sunscreen.

Aye, eh ken my limits.

 

Eh will leave the satisfying of young burds to leroy

[Redforever86]

34 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The Salt Horses 'beer garden' looks like the top end of a narrow garden with a pile of junk that's been sitting there for years. 

Never sat outside there. Sounds very avant garden. 

[YorkDon]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Aye, eh ken my limits.

 

Eh will leave the satisfying of young burds to leroy

That your pool boy? 
Funny how he only cleans the pool when your wife’s  in and you’re out.

[Misers Hill]

3 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Never sat outside there. Sounds very avant garden. 

Shite Aussie band?

[Arabian Knight]

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

Costco slut.

[Joe pike]

35 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

Hope you missed out the seventh.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

50 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

LOL.

Total spunk lord.

Lost all esteem.

Lorraine Kelly sucks tramps ding dings. 

[Ke1t]

8 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Got up 

walked the dog

run 

walk into town 

pints 

pub crawl back 

try and get into Altered Images/Edwyn Collins gig 

pints 

How's old Edwin doing?

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ok, the reason I was in Edinburgh today was to see Jerry Sadowitz. Plans changed because of woke fucking scum. ( going to see Simple Minds now) 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/9300034/jerry-sadowitz-edinburgh-fringe-show-axed/amp/

Love seein' the woke pissin' their wee panties.  Fuckin' pathetic excuses for humans.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

LOL.

Total spunk lord.

Lost all esteem.

Lorraine Kelly sucks tramps ding dings. 

Shut up. Trying too hard to appeal to the ladz. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

18 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Shut up. Trying too hard to appeal to the ladz. 

Fuck off golf cunt. 

I've been a long hater of that dreary game, so stick that right up your righteous pumper. 

?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Some of my best mates are golfers. 

Each to their own shit. 

Tiger Woods touched my pee pee.