What you doing today?

[The Buzzard]

46 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Don’t forget to add a t-shirt reduced to a tenner to get it up to the amount required for free delivery. 

Or if you are lucky, it's only a few quid to go so it's a pair of socks. 

[King Street Loon]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Have you read Born to Run or Can’t Hurt Me?  Both ace books on the subject. 

You should read the Stubborn scotsman.

It's about my uncle. He's dead now, but he was quite the ultra distance runner.

The Stubborn Scotsman - Don Ritchie: World Record Holding Ultra Distance Runner https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1780915462/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_P9DJJK9NSJWM9EM6F3JX

[Poodler]

 

lol

[BrianFaePerth]

^^chat tae meh chat tae meh

[Zeus]

10 days to run JOG to lands end.

Mental 

[King Street Loon]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not the best foreword I’ve read for a book.

But it's piqued your interest ?

[sigh]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fuck knows. you're obviously working harder if you're doing more uphills. I always preferred an off road path or a running track. Fuck running with the public about. I'd just get constantly wolf whistled at by women.

Eh've got a few good wee routes in the West end and the South side. 

Take the car out to Whitelees, loads of options for runs round there, nae cars and normally quiet - decent surface too.

Also a good place for a cycle.

[Poodler]

Desperate Dad

how did your chat with bebo go? 

[BrianFaePerth]

16 minutes ago, Dad said:

Hes yet to respond

Dear Dad

Fuck off

 

Love,

Bebo x

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

So little original to say, he's now screenshotting pages from books

 

Time for a break you useless cunt - off you pop ?

How do you do that?

 

Arsehole

[Ramandu]

15 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is it balls . It’s their job  They’ll just check you’re not some flat footed mongo and recommend a structured shoe . Expect to pay about £100x  Asics are my go to shoe. 

What if you are? That's the main barrier to running for me. Well, that and laziness.

 

[shut up meg]

@Dad @Sooper-hanz

 

[Misers Hill]

Looking for the "in the news" thread...the woke ??s mods shud GTF?...go on ....fuck me?..be a favour..

[BrianFaePerth]

WTF? Where’s it gone?

Was it Mobbys take on the ukrainian refugee situation that did it?

[BrianFaePerth]

Looks like dad has been deleted from existence.

He started the thread.

 

On the plus side the DWT thread is gone too

[shut up meg]

He was overdue a breakdown,  he'll be back, the useless prick 

[Parklife]

He tried to take me on two days ago. I warned him there'd be consequences. 

 

[King Street Loon]

21 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I shall buy this today. Gets good reviews as well 

A wise choice sir.

Hope you enjoy.

[Poodler]

Every post for a few weeks was just ‘prick’ or ‘arsehole’. Dad v3.2 coming this autumn 

[King Street Loon]

5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Every post for a few weeks was just ‘prick’ or ‘arsehole’. Dad v3.2 coming this autumn 

The silly cunt tried far too hard.

He'll not missed, but he'll be back.

[BrianFaePerth]

27 minutes ago, Parklife said:

He tried to take me on two days ago. I warned him there'd be consequences. 

 

Pity he left before you could do anything

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

  

 

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? Aye, thats the Viz version. These were stories featuring the actual Broons characters . 

Aye the bairn thought grandpa was going for a fight so they all stormed down to his house and he was really going for a shite.

Think it was in The Viz as well.

[BrianFaePerth]

Beach

Coffee by beach

Pool

BBQ

Beers

 

#EasterVibes

[Zeus]

Haircut 

[dazzy_deff]

Day off work. 

Relaxed breakfast and coffee. 

Dropped the smallest at nursery, took the older one to the cinema to see The Bad Guys. 

Lunch at a local cafe (tuna, cheese and Red onion melt) - latte to wash it down. 

Picked up the youngest, went to the park. 

Beach for an ice cream. 

Home to watch the acca roll in. 

Beers tonight. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Got up. Popped some pills and supplements.

Made tea (milk and sucre).

Washed dishes.

Watching "One Day Removals".

[BrianFaePerth]

Sinking a few cold ones with my man @Poodler

[DD1903]

On 4/14/2022 at 9:27 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

? That's the one.  There were more that weren't in Viz though.

I remember one's doing the rounds at school. The broons and oor Wullie characters involved 

[Zeus]

Rolling some eggs in honour of Jesus Christ.

Nae sure where. Oot the road somewhere.