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Nursing a mild hangover after an all dayer at the Dutcher. Went for one at College then hame. 

Bowling thus afternoon then hame via a takeaway for beers in the hoose. 

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Just now, Dad said:

Gargle some pink salt and consume a couple garlic cloves 👍

Or I just man the fuck up and carry on

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Lie in 

Lunch - Tuna sandwich and tomato soup 

Beers 

Watch darts 

Out for a curry and pints with the ladz 

 

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3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Day 5 of Covid isolation.

Watch sport/gamble/drink is the plan.

Also had a bird offer to come round later. She's just finishing her covid isolation.

Bloody terrific.

Sounds like utopia DF min👍.

Enjoy.

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28 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Sounds like utopia DF min👍.

Enjoy.

It's not the worst day I'll ever have.

Covid.

Lol.

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15 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Big cans?

Can I touch them?

No - small pert numbers.

If you're ever in her company - be my guest.

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35 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Darts.

L

O

L.

Had a haircut

Few cold ones in the sun.

Which one?

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Went to some auld lads place 3 lakes over to fix his door.... when I get there he shows me the empty frame where his door used to be.

"Where's the door you need me to fix?"I sais

"Blew off a month' ago" he sais "I've no idea where it is now."

I was unable to fix that door.

Lucky for him I recently got a miter saw... I may have mentioned that... so once I get into town for the materials I'll manufacture a new door for him, even better than the old one.

 

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5 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Took a walk down the beach seen poodlers graffiti and got a coffee. 
 

Roasting.  

Huh? Is there something anti- Semitic or something written there? 

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3 hours ago, Poodler said:

Huh? Is there something anti- Semitic or something written there? 

EA3150-F1-F5-FF-4586-B62-D-9-B071-F9371-

You post this afore? On a shelter down the beach.

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3 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

EA3150-F1-F5-FF-4586-B62-D-9-B071-F9371-

You post this afore? On a shelter down the beach.

Wanksy

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6 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

EA3150-F1-F5-FF-4586-B62-D-9-B071-F9371-

You post this afore? On a shelter down the beach.

Haha I say ‘bird’ instead of lass 

 

agree with both points though

identifying a nationality - LOL

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Haha I say ‘bird’ instead of lass 

 

agree with both points though

identifying a nationality - LOL

It’s great trolling whoever it was. Probably ruined many a family day out and romantic walk at the beach. 

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1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

What the fuck?  Does the old codger live in a shack or what?  How can you live one month without a door, in what I imagine is a frozen shithole with polar bears and armed crack wolves in MAGA hats roaming about?

How does a door blow off?

Not the door to his house, but adjacent to the house and leading down to the lake. Wind comes straight in off the lake.

At one time it had acted as a wind break in a porch area, but the wind literally tore the thing out of the frame in a wizard of oz stylee, and it was gone.

Now when you walk up to the front door you're met with freezing winds off the lake.

I'll put in a new frame and door, and the auld fella can sit on his porch again.

No thanks necessary...  it's either do that or sculpt my beard like a fag.

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No cunt remembers us when we're deid, might as well be an asset while we're here.

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15 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You're a good man. 

Best feeling in the world that the old altruism.  Just helping another cunt, just cos. 

 

100% GB. 👍

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16 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

No cunt remembers us when we're deid, might as well be an asset while we're here.

An asset to whom? 
 

I live for me and me only. 

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11 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Put the pics up when it's done. 

If the old bastard wants to pose for a photo next to his new sturdy door made and fitted by The Hats Poster Of The Year, then all the better, by golly. 

Love to see old cunts happy me. 

Not adverse to posting my handiwork... I may well do that. Might even get some pro-tips/constructive criticism from other posters like I got with my 130 foot long retaining* wall.

Still retaining like a boss, btw.

*Retaining wall.

 

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7 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Not adverse to posting my handiwork... I may well do that. Might even get some pro-tips/constructive criticism from other posters like I got with my 130 foot long retaining* wall.

Still retaining like a boss, btw.

*Retaining wall.

 

Your wall is shite. 
 

Next.

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6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

An asset to whom? 
 

I live for me and me only. 

 

Always offer to help out, even if you can't be arsed in all honesty.

I'm sure most of us do, you included.

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3 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

 

Always offer to help out, even if you can't be arsed in all honesty.

I'm sure most of us do, you included.

Course I do 

 

 

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Just now, Ke1t said:

This is the kind of constructive criticism that helps me grow and do better next time.

Always be open to the assistance of others, kids... don't be so proud that you ignore valuable input like this.

A South Park quote surely 

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