What you doing today?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I had a perineum swab earlier.

Prefer Evian. 

[Parklife]

Up 

Gym 

Going to glasgow 

Pints 

Wander round kelvingrove park 

Japanese food 

Pints 

 

[Bluto10]

up #10am

coffee #11am

pintS #now

shopping

pintS

pot noodle

wank

pintS

[maryhilldon]

20 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

Going to glasgow 

Weegie cunt

[maryhilldon]

19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Going out on t’bike

Where you off to Hanzo?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

43 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Where you off to Hanzo?

Some place with no 4G. ?

[maryhilldon]

34 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Some place with no 4G. ?

Just cycle around till you can't get a signal?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Had a video call with an old friend called Mumbles.

Now drinking beer and listening to Tool.

Good to have a break from the fucking football likes.

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Had a video call with an old friend called Mumbles.

Now drinking beer and listening to Tool.

Good to have a break from the fucking football likes.

Especially being a Hibs fan.

Prick.

Ah no.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Especially being a Hibs fan.

Prick.

Ah no.

Hear. 

Hibs are gonna be amazing bastards next year fuckmouth. 

Signed some quality brothers from Benifca B team, Leeds and Africa and all sorts. 

??

[Bluto10]

26 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

 

Now drinking beer and listening to Tool.

 

youre a wot?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

youre a wot?

Yer mrs seekrit fantissay.   She eywis wahnted tae git nobbed fae a Hibs cunt wi HIV wi decent girth. 

[Bluto10]

Haha

[Don Fonte]

12 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Mrs Bluto loves a big black cock

Crikey 

[BrianFaePerth]

Happy Juneteenth everyone ??

[Misers Hill]

5 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Crikey 

Turkish actually ??

[Don Fonte]

Had a lie in.

Opened Father's Day presents.

Took the wee one to her show jumping competition (she won of course).

Went for a late lunch.

Now home for a nap.

Later - few beers/wines and watch the last round of the US Open.

[Poodler]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Had a lie in.

Opened Father's Day presents.

Took the wee one to her show jumping competition (she won of course).

Went for a late lunch.

Now home for a nap.

Later - few beers/wines and watch the last round of the US Open.

Pics of the wee ones horse? 

[Don Fonte]

12 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Pics of the wee ones horse? 

He's got a fair schlong on him.

[Edwin Starr]

20 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Windfarm. Fucking freezing.

Aye it's an affa cool breeze today better the morn Sooper.

[YorkDon]

Did a triathlon this morning and now sat totally fucked on the sofa.

Bird hasn’t seen Bohemian Rhapsody so will be sticking that on later.

[Joe pike]

4 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Did a triathlon this morning and now sat totally fucked on the sofa.

Bird hasn’t seen Bohemian Rhapsody so will be sticking that on later.

You well insured.

Swop plates at dinner table.

[Parklife]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

@Parklife

The worlds first vertical boat lift. 

Falkirk ❤️

[Joe pike]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

The worlds first vertical boat lift. 

Falkirk ❤️

Looks like a bottle opener to me.

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Looks like a bottle opener to me.

How big are your bottles? 

[maryhilldon]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

It’s a decent comedy 

Those teeth. Ridiculous.

[YorkDon]

17 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Those teeth. Ridiculous.

Aye early Freddie in the film looks like Mick Jagger.

[Arabian Knight]

watchin bluto watchin buc..jist seein greysacks stats there n its threds thit bucs postin in ez glued tae..ez afraid o buc

[BrianFaePerth]

Had an English cunt call me up pretending to be from my Aussie banks fraud team. He was good, passed the bullshit detector by reading out a previous credit card number eh had (apparently tokens connect it all) and everything. 
 

He set about “cancelling” my card to protect me and then got stuck. Luckily if he sent me a text and eh told him the code it would save the day. 
 

Unfortunately for him, eh read the message of the text which said “Authorise the payment of 4900 AUD”.  When eh said “here why does it say this” he somehow got disconnected.

 

Seems he’d tried multiple people this morning.

 

People like that should be shot in the balls.

[Edwin Starr]

Away to take my we Scottie pups doon to the beach later this morning.

Lovely sunny warm morning here in the brig of don.