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34 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

You in the film industry Yorkie? You've never mentioned it.

 

What you filming?

A porn/snuff movie involving his young bird.

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6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

A porn/snuff movie involving his young bird.

Boring her to death the snuff part. 

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Carry On Up The Young Bird

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Honey I’m Having a Midlife Crisis

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Aye all very good you cheeky scamps.

In the entertainment business as a wee side project at the mo.Has the potential to be a living.If so, Golden Globes, BAFTA’s and Oscars await.

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40 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Aye all very good you cheeky scamps.

In the entertainment business as a wee side project at the mo.Has the potential to be a living.If so, Golden Globes, BAFTA’s and Oscars await.

BAFTA’s sound right up your street. 
 

Boring Auld Fart Talking Absolute Shite 

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The programme goes where yorkdon wants it to go 

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YorkDon's the official fluffer for gonzo porno's down south. 

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The Antique Roadshow - Classic Sunday TV viewing, a live stream of a fucking antique washing his motor 

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1 hour ago, 1903Fitba said:

BAFTA’s sound right up your street. 
 

Boring Auld Fart Talking Absolute Shite 

Which bit is shite Inspector Closeau? 
 

How old is old?

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59 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Can’t shake the image of York don looking like Neil Godwin 

Similar colouring but i’m sportier.

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15 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Involving the toon? Gateshead? 

Newcastle v Cambridge. They (Newcastle) were shite. 🤣

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17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Newcastle v Cambridge. They (Newcastle) were shite. 🤣

Did see the goal and limbs. 
 

Quality.

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45 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Ingloid football.

L

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By far the best set up in World football.

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On 1/8/2022 at 1:09 PM, Redforever86 said:

The Antique Roadshow - Classic Sunday TV viewing, a live stream of a fucking antique washing his motor 

Was in Dundee for last night's show. Was a good watch.

 

You go to the filming @manboobs109

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1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said:

Huge demand for antique slush machines just now.

You still collecting the old drugs Cavey?

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11 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Was in Dundee for last night's show. Was a good watch.

 

You go to the filming @manboobs109

Didn't realise it was happening but I watched last night. I liked the old boy with the jewellery.

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On 1/9/2022 at 1:09 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

By far the best set up in World football.

What do you mean by "best set up"? 

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Currently watching two sub-pub league teams sclaff a fitba round an indoor pitch. 

Fat auld cunts in too-tight shirts wobbling around on the edge of a heart attack.

I'm having flashbacks to my youth, trying to outmuscle some wheezing, bronchial (terrific as a dinosaur) 400lb car salesman with a fag in his gob on a pishing day of rain ....

...oh fuck... some fat auld lad with 'MILLER' on his back just went down hard, with a sort of "EEEEEERK!" noise.

80/20 against him ever getting up again.

Thoughts and prayers, Miller

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I should point out there are women on these teams... it's like watching a Special Olympics blooper reel when they get the ball.

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Game over, man... Miller's team lost, but he was able to waddle off under his own steam, so that's victory of a kind.

 

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7 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Shared shower facilities?

For the weemin's sake, I hope not.

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2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

For the weemin's sake, I hope not.

Poor Miller, they could help him

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2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Poor Miller, they could help him

Unless they're dietitians with a time machine and access to experimental-strength Rogaine, I dont think they could, tbh.

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Train to South Queensferry 

Massive munch at Down the Hatch 

Pints 

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Watch footy come in. Coupon on. 
 

Drink heaps of juice as I'm hungover as fuck. 
 

See fit like later on

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