What you doing today?

[Parklife 951]

5 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I'm hungover as fuck. 
 

[Bad_Mobby 4,462]

Got up 

Chucked out a chinkie (chicken and black bean sauce ) 

cracked open a beer 

In bar for pints and meeting a boy fae work I’ve never met before (he better be ready for this) 

Pints

[Sooper-hanz 2,055]

12 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Train to South Queensferry 

Massive munch at Down the Hatch 

Pints 

I love S Queensferry. One of my favourite places. Park in Edinburgh, bike it down, cup of tea, bit of cake in one of the wee cafes, admire the bridges, cycle back. Splendid. 

[Arabian Knight 675]

watchin bluto ride

[Bad_Mobby 4,462]

I liked it too 

Quaint (good in Jaws) 

[Sooper-hanz 2,055]

That a response to me or AK, Mobz.?  Just to be sure. 

[Bad_Mobby 4,462]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That a response to me or AK, Mobz.?  Just to be sure. 

Both 

[Parklife 951]

19 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

South Queensferry is where that Hearts guy Nade went to off himself innit...

Scott Hutchison an all...

Freezing fucking place..  Bridgey as fuck.

 

Hours work.

Run.

Either take the bike out or get the bus in to town for a wander.

Wonder why the real football doesn't start til Monday.  Fucks gone oan?  @Parklife

Bottles of Spaten. 

Winter break wasn't due to end until next Saturday. Brought the break forward but kept it the same length. 

Hibs only playing Monday as their cup game is on Thursday. Everyone else is Tuesday. 

[Sooper-hanz 2,055]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

South Queensferry is where that Hearts guy Nade went to off himself innit...

Scott Hutchison an all...

Freezing fucking place..  Bridgey as fuck.

 

Hours work.

Run.

Either take the bike out or get the bus in to town for a wander.

Wonder why the real football doesn't start til Monday.  Fucks gone oan?  @Parklife

Bottles of Spaten. 

Nade currently playing for Muirkirk Juniors

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Franziskaner #Now

[BrianFaePerth 2,524]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

Chucked out a chinkie 

What was her name?

[Sooper-hanz 2,055]

2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Gen up? 

Good to see he's still playing and in Scotland. 

Used to take dogs abuse from the Hibs fans for his size, poor cunt. 

Aye. Played for Troon before that.

[Bad_Mobby 4,462]

21 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

South Queensferry is where that Hearts guy Nade went to off himself innit...

Scott Hutchison an all...

Freezing fucking place..  Bridgey as fuck.

 

Hours work.

Run.

Either take the bike out or get the bus in to town for a wander.

Wonder why the real football doesn't start til Monday.  Fucks gone oan?  @Parklife

Bottles of Spaten. 

Loved Smooth Operator 

[dazzy_deff 1,119]

Restarted oldie badminton club tonight. Sare the morn I'm predicting. 

[Ke1t 4,259]

Today I had a case of the shits, but what made that noteworthy is that I had a runny shit in an almost perfect shape of these United States, including the Floridian peninsula and New England.

I've previously shat out a near perfect Flag of Islam, so my arsehole isn't new to creating interesting and unusual fecal art. 

Just wondering if I can sell the pic as an NFT. 

 

[Ke1t 4,259]

And have you print them off and sell them to some eccentric Brazilian art dealer for a bazillion Escudos? 

[Sooper-hanz 2,055]

Mobby posted a photo of one of his giant shits which looked like a felled tree.

[Millertime 7,058]

Afterlife season 3

First 5 episodes were appalling

Last one was superb and the last 5 mins of the last one was televisional history 

[maryhilldon 1,643]

3 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Aye but this is not the tv series thread.

You greeting faced weegie Hun cunt.

How come you're always so angry Spud?  Living in a swamp and boozing at a grit depot must be taking it's toll on your mental health?

[Millertime 7,058]

8 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Aye but this is not the tv series thread.

You greeting faced weegie Hun cunt.

No, but it is what I was doing,  twiglet legs!

[Millertime 7,058]

4 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

How come you're always so angry Spud?  Living in a swamp and boozing at a grit depot must be taking it's toll on your mental health?

And the pipecleaner legs

[Reed or deed 856]

3 hours ago, Millertime said:

And the pipecleaner legs

You’ve just completely undermined the first post you made about twiglet legs. 
 

Ruined it now. 

[Bluto10 1,696]

do you wear shinpads with a kilt GB min?

[Misers Hill 356]

16 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

do you wear shinpads with a kilt GB min?

Did you wear an Arab strap as a(failed) wicket keeper ....Hing on....ill ask the Arab..

@Arabian Knight

Edited January 17 by Misers Hill

[Arabian Knight 675]

this wis eh cunt it ellon gordon..bottom richt..failure o a manny

[Misers Hill 356]

Least er a bit diverse..abhor racism en sport..jist nae

 

 

Get eh Gordon Banks eh bigger seat..

[Millertime 7,058]

5 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

You’ve just completely undermined the first post you made about twiglet legs. 
 

Ruined it now. 

Haha I thought using twiglet twice would have ruined it 

What's worse, twiglet legs x 2 or pipecleaner legs

[Reed or deed 856]

30 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Haha I thought using twiglet twice would have ruined it 

What's worse, twiglet legs x 2 or pipecleaner legs

Twiglet legs once was enough

[Dons79 143]

5 minutes ago, Dad said:

Here - I'm up in a plane watching yank footy live and perusing the fucking Hat - technology by fuck 

 

Hoo mama

Loved that film alive

enjoy pops

[alscotoz 502]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Safe

Phew.