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I’ve always found it to be true that any male over 35 that takes up cycling or motorcycling is responding to some sort of crisis.

cunts in either skin tight lycra looking ridiculous or driving motorbikes to big and powerful for their ability.

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cycling is only acceptable in a football top or similar.

lycra LOL

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9 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

I’ve always found it to be true that any male over 35 that takes up cycling or motorcycling is responding to some sort of crisis.

cunts in either skin tight lycra looking ridiculous or driving motorbikes to big and powerful for their ability.

What if you've been biking before the age of 35 and continue your pursuit of this pastime? Acceptable?

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12 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

I’ve always found it to be true that any male over 35 that takes up cycling or motorcycling is responding to some sort of crisis.

cunts in either skin tight lycra looking ridiculous or driving motorbikes to big and powerful for their ability.

You bought a Lambretta a couple of years ago you goon.

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3 hours ago, Poodler said:

Approaching on bike on old railway line (generally folk keep left). Two large women both with prams, 3 or 4 kids on bikes. 
 

they were walking towards me, could clearly see me. They stopped to look at something on one of the phones. Told kids to stop. Made no effort to herd the kids in to a side and they were in middle of path side by side with prams. 
 

had to slow to a stop to get passed and said ‘fuckin kids min, fuckin scum’. 
 

and it went from there really. 
 

ken how easily thick minks are triggered, instantly both of them skirlin. SHUT UP A SES SHUT UP, YIR A FAT CUNT

Should have said to her - Monkey Alan is inside waiting for you. 

 

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3 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

I’ve always found it to be true that any male over 35 that takes up cycling or motorcycling is responding to some sort of crisis.

cunts in either skin tight lycra looking ridiculous or driving motorbikes to big and powerful for their ability.

I 100% believe that when you see a man oot cycling in Lycra, his wife will be at home getting pounded 

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

I 100% believe that when you see a man oot cycling in Lycra, his wife will be at home getting pounded 

As he is fantasising about bairns arses.

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

I 100% believe that when you see a man oot cycling in Lycra, his wife will be at home getting pounded 

Ha ha so true

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4 hours ago, Poodler said:

I 100% believe that when you see a man oot cycling in Lycra, his wife will be at home getting pounded 

You get any Lycra for Christmas poodles?

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Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

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1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

Aye ok Gary

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5 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

Congratulations!

 

Future POTY I'm sure 

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6 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

Congrats, Quag.  First one?

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6 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

Congratulations but always thought you were a bloke if I am being honest 🤔

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6 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

Congratulations !

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6 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

Congratulations, the best moment in a mans life. Boy or girl?

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6 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

Congrats bud👌

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Cheers fellas.

54 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Congratulations!

 

Future POTY I'm sure 

Its a little girl so hopefully she's not on here shooting the shit with older versions of you brutes. 

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3 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Cheers fellas.

Its a little girl so hopefully she's not on here shooting the shit with older versions of you brutes. 

God I hope not as well. 
 

 

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5 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Cheers fellas.

Its a little girl so hopefully she's not on here shooting the shit with older versions of you brutes. 

good onya quags. 
 


 

 

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7 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

Giggidy 

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8 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

Congrats! That's ours 8 weeks old now but feels like she's been here 8 years. Fucking constantly feel jet lagged!

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2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Congratulations, the best moment in a mans life. Boy or girl?

 

24 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Congrats! That's ours 8 weeks old now but feels like she's been here 8 years. Fucking constantly feel jet lagged!

Aye sounds it!

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9 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Probably a bad time to mention I had a kid yesterday. 

Congrats. Must have been one of the first nippers of 2022

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Congrats Quagmire. Enjoy the next 3-4 months 🤣

This reminds me I need to chase up my snip appointment which has been delayed from March 2020 

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