Parklife Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 minute ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Parky thinks anything that aren't jeans makes you a mink though, No. Just joggers & trackies. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Just now, manboobs109 said: The cunt's got some front wandering about with his ripped jeans with unnecessary seams calling people minks. Settle down, you fat slob. 1 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Just now, Parklife said: No. Just joggers & trackies. What about joggy shorts? Link to comment
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, Parklife said: No. Just joggers & trackies. Giving yourself a fairly limited scope for legwear. What about sports shorts? Like adidas/Nikes ones etc. You strike me as a cargo shorts man Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 What about chinos Parky? Parky what about dress troosers? Parky kin I wear cords? What about those big troosers MC Hammer wears? Are they OK Parky? Parky we need guidance, tell us what to wear on our bottom halves ya fucking spoofer. 4 Link to comment
NEM Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 This heat is nae fine with a stinking hangover ? 1 Link to comment
NEM Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Just now, Roberto said: LOL. Take it you never made the 7am walk by the river? Would have sorted the hangover out. Can of Schofferhofer will sort you out, and a bacon nudger prepped on the BBQ. Ha ha fucking no chance ? Schofferhoffer a good shout be cracking one open soon ? 1 Link to comment
Laichomoray Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Bit of gardening/house chores/paperwork/sitting outside during the day .Either a local hill,or Loch Strathbeg for a sunset wander later Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I'm a bit like Natalie Imbruglia today in that Im torn what to do. Lying naked on the floor? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 14 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Just seen another deid boady lying on the road. Did you ride it? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Its last night was spent in his company. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Spent the morning capering at Potarch with the wife, kids and my mate with his kid. Glorious out there and really busy. Now just chilling out the backie listening to tunes (Todd Terje @ConsiCanBoogie1903) Heading to local beer garden for food and drink at 5. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 47 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Didn't look - too squeamish. Said a prayer and looked away. Aw cunts on my bus were pure rubber necking it. Some dude was more interested in that than his 2 young daughters who were also staring - erse. Are you a religious man GB min? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 17, 2021 Author Share Posted July 17, 2021 Up and away early to Aviemore for a few days with the family. Loch Morloch for a bit of kayaking and swimming in the morning but by fuck the place was hooching. Some decent fanny to oggle but also the usual neanderthal blokes as well. Bonus spot of a mum, dad and their special looking son all wearing Celtic strips ? Walked down to Loch an Eilein which was quieter but still busy. Away to have a few pints outside before dinner and then more drinks enjoying the sunshine (love Oasis). Link to comment
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 3 hours ago, King Street Loon said: Spent the morning capering at Potarch with the wife, kids and my mate with his kid. Glorious out there and really busy. Now just chilling out the backie listening to tunes (Todd Terje @ConsiCanBoogie1903) Heading to local beer garden for food and drink at 5. Good man. He's the fkin boyo. My grandmother came round so we changed the vibe. Roy Orbison/Sinatra/Dylan The goats Link to comment
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Alternating between Guinness and Sangria. Could end in tears. I hope not. Fuck the huns. Link to comment
redstrummer Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 3 hours ago, King Street Loon said: Spent the morning capering at Potarch with the wife, kids and my mate with his kid. Glorious out there and really busy. Now just chilling out the backie listening to tunes (Todd Terje @ConsiCanBoogie1903) Heading to local beer garden for food and drink at 5. Past Potarch on the way to Glen Tannar , looked busy , glorious day Link to comment
redstrummer Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Loch an Eilein That's a cracker , the green Loch Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 37 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: You jump? Did I fuck. I kept to the rocks underneath the bridge. Didn't see anyone jump which was disappointing. Had I seen others jump I may have been encouraged, as I'm easily led. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Pics? Nudes ideally.... She's 72. Massive tits mind Link to comment
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Anyone in ABZ want get on the marching powder and bevs? Had a few now and raring Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 ssshhh.. yer a bent wee nyaff 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Anyone in ABZ want get on the marching powder and bevs? Had a few now and raring Aye, meet me in Cheers, I'm wearing black footwear, name's Gary. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Poof Yeah shaming himself as a fat old fuck with elasticated jeans @redforever Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Yeah shaming himself as a fat old fuck with elasticated jeans @redforever Just you stick to the footwear of a goth nonce taking up chasing kids. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Just you stick to the footwear of a goth nonce taking up chasing kids. Just you tie the shoelaces round your waist tubby Link to comment
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Great legs though. Strong, sturdy calves. I've got a mate who was formerly obese. He said he has "fat guy calves" dunno why but it's a crease Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 34 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Just you tie the shoelaces round your waist tubby I use that cord oot the jogeans tae hog tie yir ma while I penetrate her sweet bleached anus and whisper pure filth into her twisted middle class mind. “Not so loud, my husband is in the wardrobe crying about the triple lock pension” she squeals softly. 3 Link to comment
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Redforever86 said: I use that cord oot the jogeans tae hog tie yir ma while I penetrate her sweet bleached anus and whisper pure filth into her twisted middle class mind. “Not so loud, my husband is in the wardrobe crying about the triple lock pension” she squeals softly. Stop talking about my mum Link to comment
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