What you doing today?

[Guest]

Watch footy come in. Coupon on. 
 

Drink heaps of juice as I'm hungover as fuck. 
 

See fit like later on

[Parklife 758]

5 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I'm hungover as fuck. 
 

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

Got up 

Chucked out a chinkie (chicken and black bean sauce ) 

cracked open a beer 

In bar for pints and meeting a boy fae work I’ve never met before (he better be ready for this) 

Pints

[Sooper-hanz 1,898]

12 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Train to South Queensferry 

Massive munch at Down the Hatch 

Pints 

I love S Queensferry. One of my favourite places. Park in Edinburgh, bike it down, cup of tea, bit of cake in one of the wee cafes, admire the bridges, cycle back. Splendid. 

[Arabian Knight 621]

watchin bluto ride

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

I liked it too 

Quaint (good in Jaws) 

[Sooper-hanz 1,898]

That a response to me or AK, Mobz.?  Just to be sure. 

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That a response to me or AK, Mobz.?  Just to be sure. 

Both 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

South Queensferry is where that Hearts guy Nade went to off himself innit...

Scott Hutchison an all...

Freezing fucking place..  Bridgey as fuck.

 

Hours work.

Run.

Either take the bike out or get the bus in to town for a wander.

Wonder why the real football doesn't start til Monday.  Fucks gone oan?  @Parklife

Bottles of Spaten. 

[Parklife 758]

19 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

South Queensferry is where that Hearts guy Nade went to off himself innit...

Scott Hutchison an all...

Freezing fucking place..  Bridgey as fuck.

 

Hours work.

Run.

Either take the bike out or get the bus in to town for a wander.

Wonder why the real football doesn't start til Monday.  Fucks gone oan?  @Parklife

Bottles of Spaten. 

Winter break wasn't due to end until next Saturday. Brought the break forward but kept it the same length. 

Hibs only playing Monday as their cup game is on Thursday. Everyone else is Tuesday. 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

51 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Winter break wasn't due to end until next Saturday. Brought the break forward but kept it the same length. 

Hibs only playing Monday as their cup game is on Thursday. Everyone else is Tuesday. 

Cheers.

Not the best for the fans but fuck sitting on the terraces in January anyway.

 

[Sooper-hanz 1,898]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

South Queensferry is where that Hearts guy Nade went to off himself innit...

Scott Hutchison an all...

Freezing fucking place..  Bridgey as fuck.

 

Hours work.

Run.

Either take the bike out or get the bus in to town for a wander.

Wonder why the real football doesn't start til Monday.  Fucks gone oan?  @Parklife

Bottles of Spaten. 

Nade currently playing for Muirkirk Juniors

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Nade currently playing for Muirkirk Juniors

Gen up? 

Good to see he's still playing and in Scotland. 

Used to take dogs abuse from the Hibs fans for his size, poor cunt. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Franziskaner #Now

[BrianFaePerth 2,447]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

Chucked out a chinkie 

What was her name?

[Sooper-hanz 1,898]

2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Gen up? 

Good to see he's still playing and in Scotland. 

Used to take dogs abuse from the Hibs fans for his size, poor cunt. 

Aye. Played for Troon before that.

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

21 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

South Queensferry is where that Hearts guy Nade went to off himself innit...

Scott Hutchison an all...

Freezing fucking place..  Bridgey as fuck.

 

Hours work.

Run.

Either take the bike out or get the bus in to town for a wander.

Wonder why the real football doesn't start til Monday.  Fucks gone oan?  @Parklife

Bottles of Spaten. 

Loved Smooth Operator 

[dazzy_deff 1,081]

Restarted oldie badminton club tonight. Sare the morn I'm predicting. 

[Ke1t 4,163]

Today I had a case of the shits, but what made that noteworthy is that I had a runny shit in an almost perfect shape of these United States, including the Floridian peninsula and New England.

I've previously shat out a near perfect Flag of Islam, so my arsehole isn't new to creating interesting and unusual fecal art. 

Just wondering if I can sell the pic as an NFT. 

 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

7 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Today I had a case of the shits, but what made that noteworthy is that I had a runny shit in an almost perfect shape of these United States, including the Floridian peninsula and New England.

I've previously shat out a near perfect Flag of Islam, so my arsehole isn't new to creating interesting and unusual fecal art. 

Just wondering if I can sell the pic as an NFT. 

 

Pics.

Imgbb.com 

[Ke1t 4,163]

And have you print them off and sell them to some eccentric Brazilian art dealer for a bazillion Escudos? 

[Sooper-hanz 1,898]

Mobby posted a photo of one of his giant shits which looked like a felled tree.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

2 hours ago, Ke1t said:

And have you print them off and sell them to some eccentric Brazilian art dealer for a bazillion Escudos? 

Of course.  50/50 cut my man.

Edited January 16 by Grays Babylon 1875

[Millertime 7,196]

Afterlife season 3

First 5 episodes were appalling

Last one was superb and the last 5 mins of the last one was televisional history 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

47 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Afterlife season 3

First 5 episodes were appalling

Last one was superb and the last 5 mins of the last one was televisional history 

Aye but this is not the tv series thread.

You greeting faced weegie Hun cunt.

[maryhilldon 1,582]

3 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Aye but this is not the tv series thread.

You greeting faced weegie Hun cunt.

How come you're always so angry Spud?  Living in a swamp and boozing at a grit depot must be taking it's toll on your mental health?

[Millertime 7,196]

8 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Aye but this is not the tv series thread.

You greeting faced weegie Hun cunt.

No, but it is what I was doing,  twiglet legs!

[Millertime 7,196]

4 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

How come you're always so angry Spud?  Living in a swamp and boozing at a grit depot must be taking it's toll on your mental health?

And the pipecleaner legs

[Reed or deed 826]

3 hours ago, Millertime said:

And the pipecleaner legs

You’ve just completely undermined the first post you made about twiglet legs. 
 

Ruined it now. 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

9 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

How come you're always so angry Spud?  Living in a swamp and boozing at a grit depot must be taking it's toll on your mental health?

Ach.  @cans Mcghee.

 

4 hours ago, Millertime said:

No, but it is what I was doing,  twiglet legs!

Fair dos. 

Prrrrrrrick.