What you doing today?

[Bluto10 1,655]

do you wear shinpads with a kilt GB min?

[Misers Hill 339]

16 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

do you wear shinpads with a kilt GB min?

Did you wear an Arab strap as a(failed) wicket keeper ....Hing on....ill ask the Arab..

@Arabian Knight

Edited January 17 by Misers Hill

[Arabian Knight 617]

this wis eh cunt it ellon gordon..bottom richt..failure o a manny

[Misers Hill 339]

Least er a bit diverse..abhor racism en sport..jist nae

 

 

Get eh Gordon Banks eh bigger seat..

[Grays Babylon 1875 998]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

do you wear shinpads with a kilt GB min?

Yes, to tuck my banger in to stop it swinging about. 

[Millertime 7,197]

5 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

You’ve just completely undermined the first post you made about twiglet legs. 
 

Ruined it now. 

Haha I thought using twiglet twice would have ruined it 

What's worse, twiglet legs x 2 or pipecleaner legs

[Reed or deed 823]

30 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Haha I thought using twiglet twice would have ruined it 

What's worse, twiglet legs x 2 or pipecleaner legs

Twiglet legs once was enough

[Dons79 110]

5 minutes ago, Dad said:

Here - I'm up in a plane watching yank footy live and perusing the fucking Hat - technology by fuck 

 

Hoo mama

Loved that film alive

enjoy pops

[alscotoz 501]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Safe

Phew.

[Dons79 110]

5 hours ago, Dad said:

Safe

Good to hear, mind and lump dough on the Huns tonight for your fellow fans if that’s ok, and sure talk about it as if it’s an absolute sure thing please. Thanks

[Betty Swallicks 674]

Oot for some grub shortly then a stroll with beer stops and arriving Zizzis 6pm.

Beat the huns, win the sweeper, SSS, beers, pished (hame for midnight @Poodler Xxx).

 

[Sooper-hanz 1,893]

12 hours ago, Dad said:

Here - I'm up in a plane watching yank footy live and perusing the fucking Hat - technology by fuck 

 

Hoo mama

You didn’t wish the pilot a nice flight before take off did you?  Every other passenger disembarked.

[Studebaker-90 842]

Shutting the laptop down shortly and heading in to town for an evening of debauchery. If you see me stay away. No come over.  

[Sooper-hanz 1,893]

16 minutes ago, Dad said:

I called him a cunt

America has changed you.

[BrianFaePerth 2,445]

Friday night / off on summer holiday vibes 

 

Though thanks to the dear leader’s guidance it will just have to be down south.

 

Living locked up in WA > free in Scotland

Edited January 21 by BrianFaePerth

[Redforever86 1,590]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Living locked up in WA > free in Scotland

Aye it's so great you spend all day on here telling us. 

[BrianFaePerth 2,445]

3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Aye it's so great you spend all day on here telling us. 

Nah, even with the edits it wasn’t more than 30 seconds effort. Eh don’t have to get my mummy to write it out for me like you.

[Redforever86 1,590]

14 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Nah, even with the edits it wasn’t more than 30 seconds effort. Eh don’t have to get my mummy to write it out for me like you.

To be fair to yir ma that'd be quite tricky for her, busy as she is bumping up the fairs dishing out turbo wanks to strangers in the back of a Dundee taxi. 

[Parklife 758]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Friday night / off on summer holiday vibes 

 

Though thanks to the dear leader’s guidance it will just have to be down south.

 

Living locked up in WA > free in Scotland

Here, a word of info, no one gives a fuck.

[BrianFaePerth 2,445]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Here, a word of info, no one gives a fuck.

You deciding what is allowed and what isn’t on this thread too now?

[Parklife 758]

17 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You deciding what is allowed and what isn’t on this thread too now?

Who mentioned what was "allowed". I just told you no one gives a fuck about what you'd posted. 

You're free to make whatever tedious boasting posts you like. 

[Poodler 2,981]

Was away up Broad Cairn this molnin 

 

zero wind -

 

what is open all night near me

[Bad_Mobby 4,297]

20 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Was away up Broad Cairn this molnin 

 

zero wind -

 

what is open all night near me

How much more lovely would it look if there were Scottish pine 

[Poodler 2,981]

Balmoral estate is it 

 

sold all the pine to fund a legal case 

[Captain Caveman 761]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Was away up Broad Cairn this molnin 

 

zero wind -

 

what is open all night near me

Affy bonnie that

[Roberto 2,339]

I'm heading to Burn o Vat tomorrow for a walk with the wee one.

Haven't been in years.

Currently eating crisps and watching The Lion the witch and The Wardrobe.

[Zeus 1,229]

Haircut

Few pints 

Fitba (4-1)

[Poodler 2,981]

Eating some cal meat/ German cheese 

listening to the Stones - Stripped

 

Wild Horses is a monster on that album. LOUD

[RedArmyFakshun 197]

9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

listening to the Stones

Got back into Beggars Banquet for a bit recently

Arguably their best

[Bad_Mobby 4,297]

28 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Got back into Beggars Banquet for a bit recently

Arguably their best

Third best 

Let it Bleed 

Exile on Main St 

BB

(Get Yer YYO is the best, but doesn’t count)