Parklife Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Zeus said: On a Spanish beach. Disgusting What's the weather like? Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Parklife said: What's the weather like? Biling het Link to comment
Ando Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 13 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: hamiltons Probably my favourite bit of rhyming slang, not even sure why but it always makes me laugh Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Water-way to have a good time. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Headin' up to Auchnagatt to get a storage box for the back of the Motorhome. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 14, 2022 Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Headin' up to Auchnagatt to get a storage box for the back of the Motorhome. You got a camper van? You never said. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Just now, For Fecks Sake said: You got a camper van? You never said. No, it's a Motorhome mate. Subtle difference like. Do you want to hire it? You bide in Stoney? Nice site doon there. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 14, 2022 Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: No, it's a Motorhome mate. Subtle difference like. Do you want to hire it? You bide in Stoney? Nice site doon there. Judging from how busy it always is it certainly appears to be popular. Always busy and when full there are loads of the buggers parked up on the beach front as well. Been looking at a VW Camper lately but just nae sure we would get the use of it to warrant buying one. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 8 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Judging from how busy it always is it certainly appears to be popular. Always busy and when full there are loads of the buggers parked up on the beach front as well. Been looking at a VW Camper lately but just nae sure we would get the use of it to warrant buying one. Do it, you will not regret it. The VW's are a wee bit small for my needs but they are great wee vans, expensive but top notch builds. I dinna use mine every week due to family and work commitments but it's great knowin' it's there and I/we can just load up and fuck off any time we like. Now, did I mention I was thinkin' o' buyin' a Harley................................??? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 thats rocket n rumpus in st andrews noo..in auchterlonies..sterin early oan eh malts..its ganna git lairy Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 31 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Do it, you will not regret it. The VW's are a wee bit small for my needs but they are great wee vans, expensive but top notch builds. I dinna use mine every week due to family and work commitments but it's great knowin' it's there and I/we can just load up and fuck off any time we like. Now, did I mention I was thinkin' o' buyin' a Harley................................??? It's a shaggin wagon ... Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 47 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: It's a shaggin wagon ... Spent his life savings turning a van into a dog Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: It's a shaggin wagon ... Trust me it's not. Never even had a wank in it. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 38 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Trust me it's not. Never even had a wank in it. Aye it would be a bit embarrassing if the van was shoogling about, people thinking there was a stud in there giving his burd a seeing to, and then you emerge on your lonesome. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Aye it would be a bit embarrassing if the van was shoogling about, people thinking there was a stud in there giving his burd a seeing to, and then you emerge on your lonesome. And 5 minutes later out you come. Reekin o stale sweat and jizz. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Aye it would be a bit embarrassing if the van was shoogling about, people thinking there was a stud in there giving his burd a seeing to, and then you emerge on your lonesome. My pal pumped a German man in his caravan in the Loch street car park last week. Caravan was rockin and folk were outside laughing Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Poodler said: My pal pumped a German man in his caravan in the Loch street car park last week. Caravan was rockin and folk were outside laughing That your hairdresser friend? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Poodler said: My pal pumped a German man in his caravan in the Loch street car park last week. Caravan was rockin and folk were outside laughing Queer as fuck. 3 Link to comment
Joe pike Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 19 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Queer as fuck. He not. His boyfriend is. 1 Link to comment
patrick bateman Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Poodler said: My pal pumped a German man in his caravan in the Loch street car park last week. Caravan was rockin and folk were outside laughing When you say pal you mean you When you say German you mean Brian When you say caravan you mean Ute Not hard to decode. 4 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 7 hours ago, patrick bateman said: When you say pal you mean you When you say German you mean Brian When you say caravan you mean Ute Not hard to decode. Not guilty. Not been in ABZ since 2014 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Bought a Fiamma storage box for the Motorhome @For Fecks Sake off Gumtree. It has a crack in it so gonna fiberglass patch that. If the weather stays dry I'll fit said box and I've a couple of bodywork jobs I want to do to me car. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Going to the golf(lol) I've got a feeling I'm going to get my pants pulled down when it comes to food and drink. Hope the rain goes off. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: Going to the golf(lol) I've got a feeling I'm going to get my pants pulled down when it comes to food and drink. Hope the rain goes off. £8.50 a pint of Guinness. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 4 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Going to the golf(lol) I've got a feeling I'm going to get my pants pulled down when it comes to food and drink. Hope the rain goes off. You can bring in your own beers. Well you could when I went to Muirfield in 2013. Maybe it's changed. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 5 hours ago, maryhilldon said: You can bring in your own beers. Well you could when I went to Muirfield in 2013. Maybe it's changed. Fucking no chance. Can take in food but no bevvy. Was £7 for a Guinness substitute. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: Fucking no chance. Can take in food but no bevvy. Was £7 for a Guinness substitute. Too cheap to buy the £8.50 Guinness Moobs? Decent day? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Too cheap to buy the £8.50 Guinness Moobs? Decent day? It was actually. Good wander about, was with a couple of mates I've not seen for ages so had a good craic. Drank loads but one of those ones were you can't get pished coz I was pished last night. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 No Guinness to be had at all. Some English shit place has the bar contract so it was all their shitty beer. Link to comment
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