What you doing today?

[Zeus]

On a Spanish beach.

Disgusting 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

On a Spanish beach.

Disgusting 

What's the weather like? 

[Zeus]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

What's the weather like? 

Biling het 

[Ando]

13 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

hamiltons

Probably my favourite bit of rhyming slang, not even sure why but it always makes me laugh 

[BrianFaePerth]

Water-way to have a good time.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Headin' up to Auchnagatt to get a storage box for the back of the Motorhome.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Headin' up to Auchnagatt to get a storage box for the back of the Motorhome.

You got a camper van? You never said.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, For Fecks Sake said:

You got a camper van? You never said.

No, it's a Motorhome mate.  Subtle difference like.  Do you want to hire it?  You bide in Stoney?  Nice site doon there.

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

No, it's a Motorhome mate.  Subtle difference like.  Do you want to hire it?  You bide in Stoney?  Nice site doon there.

Judging from how busy it always is it certainly appears to be popular.

Always busy and when full there are loads of the buggers parked up on the beach front as well.

Been looking at a VW Camper lately but just nae sure we would get the use of it to warrant buying one.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Judging from how busy it always is it certainly appears to be popular.

Always busy and when full there are loads of the buggers parked up on the beach front as well.

Been looking at a VW Camper lately but just nae sure we would get the use of it to warrant buying one.

 

Do it, you will not regret it.  The VW's are a wee bit small for my needs but they are great wee vans, expensive but top notch builds.

I dinna use mine every week due to family and  work commitments but it's great knowin' it's there and I/we can just load up and fuck off any time we like.

Now, did I mention I was thinkin' o' buyin' a Harley................................???

[Arabian Knight]

thats rocket n rumpus in st andrews noo..in auchterlonies..sterin early oan eh malts..its ganna git lairy

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

31 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Do it, you will not regret it.  The VW's are a wee bit small for my needs but they are great wee vans, expensive but top notch builds.

I dinna use mine every week due to family and  work commitments but it's great knowin' it's there and I/we can just load up and fuck off any time we like.

Now, did I mention I was thinkin' o' buyin' a Harley................................???

It's a shaggin wagon ...

[Poodler]

47 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

It's a shaggin wagon ...

Spent his life savings turning a van into a dog 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

It's a shaggin wagon ...

Trust me it's not.  Never even had a wank in it.

[BrianFaePerth]

38 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Trust me it's not.  Never even had a wank in it.

Aye it would be a bit embarrassing if the van was shoogling about, people thinking there was a stud in there giving his burd a seeing to, and then you emerge on your lonesome.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Aye it would be a bit embarrassing if the van was shoogling about, people thinking there was a stud in there giving his burd a seeing to, and then you emerge on your lonesome.

And 5 minutes later out you come. 

 

 

Reekin o stale sweat and jizz.
 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Aye it would be a bit embarrassing if the van was shoogling about, people thinking there was a stud in there giving his burd a seeing to, and then you emerge on your lonesome.

My pal pumped a German man in his caravan in the Loch street car park last week. Caravan was rockin and folk were outside laughing 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

My pal pumped a German man in his caravan in the Loch street car park last week. Caravan was rockin and folk were outside laughing 

That your hairdresser friend?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

My pal pumped a German man in his caravan in the Loch street car park last week. Caravan was rockin and folk were outside laughing 

Queer as fuck.

[Joe pike]

19 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Queer as fuck.

He not.

His boyfriend is.

[patrick bateman]

4 hours ago, Poodler said:

My pal pumped a German man in his caravan in the Loch street car park last week. Caravan was rockin and folk were outside laughing 

When you say pal you mean you 

When you say German you mean Brian 

When you say caravan you mean Ute 

Not hard to decode.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

7 hours ago, patrick bateman said:

When you say pal you mean you 

When you say German you mean Brian 

When you say caravan you mean Ute 

Not hard to decode.

 

Not guilty. Not been in ABZ since 2014

[Beachend Bootboy]

Bought a Fiamma storage box for the Motorhome @For Fecks Sake off Gumtree.  It has a crack in it so gonna fiberglass patch that. 

If the weather stays dry I'll fit said box and  I've a couple of bodywork jobs I want to do to me car.

[manboobs109]

Going to the golf(lol)

I've got a feeling I'm going to get my pants pulled down when it comes to food and drink.

Hope the rain goes off.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Going to the golf(lol)

I've got a feeling I'm going to get my pants pulled down when it comes to food and drink.

Hope the rain goes off.

£8.50 a pint of Guinness. 

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Going to the golf(lol)

I've got a feeling I'm going to get my pants pulled down when it comes to food and drink.

Hope the rain goes off.

You can bring in your own beers. Well you could when I went to Muirfield in 2013. Maybe it's changed.

[manboobs109]

5 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

You can bring in your own beers. Well you could when I went to Muirfield in 2013. Maybe it's changed.

Fucking no chance. Can take in food but no bevvy. Was £7 for a Guinness substitute.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Fucking no chance. Can take in food but no bevvy. Was £7 for a Guinness substitute.

Too cheap to buy the £8.50 Guinness Moobs?

Decent day? 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Too cheap to buy the £8.50 Guinness Moobs?

Decent day? 

It was actually. Good wander about, was with a couple of mates I've not seen for ages so had a good craic.

Drank loads but one of those ones were you can't get pished coz I was pished last night.

[manboobs109]

No Guinness to be had at all. Some English shit place has the bar contract so it was all their shitty beer.