Dad Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 39 minutes ago, Zeus said: Training course 'How to properly dress oneself' ^ About fucking time Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Got up Walked dog Scarecut Run Bath Lunch pints tea Walk dog/pints I’ve been out the bath game for 5 years now. ( showers only) . Used to love one after a game of football. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I’ve been out the bath game for 5 years now. ( showers only) . Used to love one after a game of football. Must…resist… Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said: Must…resist… Unlike you ? 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 58 minutes ago, Dad said: 'How to properly dress oneself' ^ About fucking time Bully Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 18 minutes ago, Roberto said: Consi would kick your cunt in IMO. Nah. Violence ain't his thing min. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Nah. Violence ain't his thing min. Except when he’s on the marching powder 2 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Roberto said: I know, but still think he would kick your cunt in. *pot and stir* Consi threatened violence upon me once upon a time. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Just now, Roberto said: I know, but still think he would kick your cunt in. *pot and stir* Swifty to the throat, the cunt spins garglin' to the floor, then I pick my shots. Element of surprise. Believe me it works. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: Swifty to the throat, the cunt spins garglin' to the floor, then I pick my shots. Element of surprise. Believe me it works. Are you Rocket’s 8 feet tall, one man fighting machine that he used to hang around with ? Link to comment
Dad Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 32 minutes ago, Zeus said: Bully In the workplace? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, Dad said: In the workplace? What’s happening in the garden today, cuntchops? Got the old squirrels performing acts on a small trapeze set up or the like ? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 13 minutes ago, Dad said: In the workplace? don’t agree with that Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Are you Rocket’s 8 feet tall, one man fighting machine that he used to hang around with ? I know not of what/whom you speak. I'm just an auld daftie. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 3 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Hopin' to get a call to tell me my car is ready to uplift. Downside tho, is a near 250 mile round trip to Inverness again. Car's ready at half four. Ah well, that's me aifterneen and evenin' tied up. Better than tomorrow tho as we're awa in the Motorhome. Feel free ti tan ma' hoose. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 46 minutes ago, Roberto said: Seems like it. Haha. “ me and my mate went into a golf club and were confronted by 20 elite SAS soldiers who are a bit loud. Ha, we soon sorted them out etc…,” Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I know not of what/whom you speak. I'm just an auld daftie. Just some shite that Rocket used to talk. Usually involved him and his mate being outnumbered 10-1 but managing to come out on top, then play 18 holes of golf with 5 holes in one( each) and still have enough change to suck each other’s dicks on the bus home. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Just some shite that Rocket used to talk. Usually involved him and his mate being outnumbered 10-1 but managing to come out on top, then play 18 holes of golf with 5 holes in one( each) and still have enough change to suck each other’s dicks on the bus home. Ah, ok. I'm unfamilair with Rocket tho some cunt did think I was him a while back but I'm nae. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 He does online golf tutorials. I’ve go from a 24 - 26 but can now crack a wedge over someone’s dish with deadly accuracy. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 23 minutes ago, Fridge said: He does online golf tutorials. I’ve go from a 24 - 26 but can now crack a wedge over someone’s dish with deadly accuracy. ? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 17 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: The cunt talks like a guff too (love the Bangles) Mind the day you first saw that video ? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Mind the day you first saw that video ? You couldn't of made it up. *wave* Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: It’s a bit foggy What did I do? You went from a position of ambivalence towards Rocket to one of hatred when you heard the accent and saw the cunt. ? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: You couldn't of made it up. *wave* Hello Gram! Link to comment
CCB III Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 7 hours ago, Roberto said: Consi would kick your cunt in IMO. Only man on this place who's met me. And what a gent for this. Id slap that fat slob goblin AOTS. Link to comment
CCB III Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: My red one? I'm a flash cunt so didn't want to disclose the make and model incase that unhinged cunt Consi chucks steens at it if he sees me. The pleb ain't worth goin' ti jail for? I think it's remarkable that you'd assume I would care to look up your car, and care enough to even throw stones at it You overestimate your relevance on here/in general Nobody cares about your car Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Car folk don't seem to get that no one gives a fuck about their piece of shit car. 2 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, CCB III said: I think it's remarkable that you'd assume I would care to look up your car, and care enough to even throw stones at it You overestimate your relevance on here/in general Nobody cares about your car Who gives a fuck. Link to comment
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