What you doing today?

[Quagmire]

On 8/5/2022 at 7:39 PM, Poodler said:

Please do 

 

read an article somewhere saying this era of indie was on the rise again - more of these bands are coming back out. Mental. The boy from the Paddingtons does a podcast and interviews loads of people from that era - some are good listens 

Nice one. Been listening to a few of these. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

Please note... I won't be there. Just gies a shout so I know you're a good enough distance away from me you lycra pervert.

Keep up min.  It's a fuckin motorbike not a push bike??

.....and there won't be any leather on show neither apart fae me boots.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

4 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Need to wait for the after effects of the vindaloo wear off. ?

Gotta fit a couple of bits to the bike then probably take a run doon the beach and either head to Banchory/Deeside or Stoney or both. I'll see where the mood takes me.

Shite in ma moof...

[Reed or deed]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Hopefully off the edge of a cliff

With you tethered to the exhaust

[Reed or deed]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How is that going to work? 

3 tonne breaking strain, 20 mm diameter braided rope. Uni knot round the exhaust manifold at one end, uni knot round your heed at the other end.

Motorbike in 1st gear, full throttle and straight off the cliff top and away.

Trust this answers your query. 

[Reed or deed]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I suspected this is what you meant. I thought we were pals on here. Am I also getting dragged around the streets before the cliff jump? You’re so cruel.

If you insist. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Hopefully off the edge of a cliff

I know you don't mean that now min.

[Beachend Bootboy]

50 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

With you tethered to the exhaust

God you're so hard.

[Reed or deed]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

God you're so hard.

But yet it’s you that posts like an aggressive maniac threatening to damage peoples cars with brake fluid because they are not parked in the correct spaces.

[Guest milne_afc]

Some of you lot have a very particular set of skillz 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

But yet it’s you that posts like an aggressive maniac threatening to damage peoples cars with brake fluid because they are not parked in the correct spaces.

Correct and I fuckin will too. Lazy arsed fucks.  I'll decide.

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Correct and I fuckin will too. Lazy arsed fucks.  I'll decide.

There's hundreds of cars doing this everyday.

 

Have you considered how much money in brake fluid you will use. Plus the regular hidings you'll get it all seems, not very worth it.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

There's hundreds of cars doing this everyday.

 

Have you considered how much money in brake fluid you will use. Plus the regular hiding something you'll get it all seems, not very worth it.

I'm only gonna do the cars I see when I'm actually there shoppin'. I'm nae ganna go there especially to wait in ambush. So, money's nae a biggie and I winna be gettin nae hidin's.

[Guest milne_afc]

I think the brake fluid would cause the sealing gasket in the syringe to fail. You’ll need to rethink this harebrained scheme.

[cheesepipes]

16 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I'm only gonna do the cars I see when I'm actually there shoppin'. I'm nae ganna go there especially to wait in ambush. So, money's nae a biggie and I winna be gettin nae hidin's.

Cherry picking opponents.

 

Wise.

[Beachend Bootboy]

45 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

You’ll do nothing. Faux hardman dullard

You'll never know. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

48 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Cherry picking opponents.

 

Wise.

Nae really.  Just takin' the opportunity when it presents.

[Reed or deed]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Correct and I fuckin will too. Lazy arsed fucks.  I'll decide.

I must say it’s extremely clever to incriminate yourself on here first before you do it ?

P.S - hope somebody lands an RAF nimrod on your camper van.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

I must say it’s extremely clever to incriminate yourself on here first before you do it ?

P.S - hope somebody lands an RAF nimrod on your camper van.

I haven't incriminated my self at all. I'm far too shrewd these days to be caught.  You need to be forensically aware dear boy.

You actually realise how silly your last line is don't?  Of course you do.

[Reed or deed]

?‍♂️

[Beachend Bootboy]

Exactly so☝️

[Reed or deed]

Jesus fuck.

Speak about knuckleheads.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Pretty evident aye.  

Knucklehead lolzzzz

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

BB shadow boxes in the mirror with a stone island top on

Stone Island.  Lolzzzz

[Redforever86]

8 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I haven't incriminated my self at all. I'm far too shrewd these days to be caught.  You need to be forensically aware dear boy.

"Why were you wearing a pair of Ski Gloves in August at the Tesco car park mr BB?"

"My hands were a bit chilly detective"

"Right so, and why were said gloves contaminated by a substance analysed to be break-fluid?"

[Redforever86]

23 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“ With the greatest of respect detective, I don’t actually know what ‘break-fluid’ is.”

” I meant brake-fluid. “

”Ahhhh, brake-fluid. Does it require a hyphen though?”

”No, you’re correct ,it does not.”

 

You can't correct spoken word you dipshit. 

[cheesepipes]

You've really turned the arsehole up to 11 recently.

 

[Quagmire]

23 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

You've really turned the arsehole up to 11 recently.

 

Relentless.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Halfords incognito with the car parked in Bedford Avenue.

[maryhilldon]

What's goin on Hanz?  You're becoming the Pubs FnD?