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6 minutes ago, Dad said:

DFs words of the day: 

Poof 

Wanker 

 

Top posting Don 👏

Thanks for the support.

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1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

How many wanks you had to it?

Fucking poof.

Fuck sake !!   Was it you?

 

Get out.  I mean it. 

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On 6/12/2022 at 12:22 AM, Poodler said:

I bet @maryhilldon regularly thinks about his mums slit

What you on about now Paedler?

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Can’t believe they deleted that slit

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15 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Can’t believe they deleted that slit

Stop trying to pretend you're disappointed, she was at least 60 years too old for you.

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Just back from Seaton park walking out 2 Scottie pups for their first walk .

 

I'm thinking about having a bottle of Stella in the garden  later in the afternoon as I've not had a beer in more than a week .

 

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1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

 

 

I'm thinking about having a bottle of Stella in the garden  later in the afternoon as I've not had a beer in more than a week .

 

Careful now!

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1 hour ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Stop trying to pretend you're disappointed, she was at least 60 years too old for you.

Oi, fuck off back to the fitba forum! Don’t bring yer morals n values into our glorious pub 

 

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5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Oi, fuck off back to the fitba forum! Don’t bring yer morals n values into our glorious pub 

 

Nothing to do with morals and values? I just want you to be true to yourself thats all.

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12 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Sunday in the jungle.

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Best stay out the jungle. You'll get hunted down.

I see they've found that journos body now. Grim story. 

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The Wedding at the weekend was OK, long bloody day but a good day out. 

A fair few young women dressed to the nines who i am sure are actually quite pretty normally but who insist on slapping on far too much make up, fake tan and false nails that make them look, in my opinion, worse!

Nae tits on show other than one of the grooms (fits that all about?) who has a hun. 

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3 is the magic number

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24 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Nothing to do with morals and values? I just want you to be true to yourself thats all.

Get out 

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19 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

The Wedding at the weekend was OK, long bloody day but a good day out. 

A fair few young women dressed to the nines who i am sure are actually quite pretty normally but who insist on slapping on far too much make up, fake tan and false nails that make them look, in my opinion, worse!

Nae tits on show other than one of the grooms (fits that all about?) who has a hun. 

I bet there was a fat woman who drank too much and cried? Every wedding I’ve ever been to there’s been a fat,drunken munter sobbing her flabby heart out. 
 

(Usually my Mrs tbf)

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54 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

The Wedding at the weekend was OK, long bloody day but a good day out. 

A fair few young women dressed to the nines who i am sure are actually quite pretty normally but who insist on slapping on far too much make up, fake tan and false nails that make them look, in my opinion, worse!

Nae tits on show other than one of the grooms (fits that all about?) who has a hun. 

Fat hun innit.

Do the birds have that painted on eyebrow nonsense still? 

British women.  LOL. 

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5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fat hun innit.

Do the birds have that painted on eyebrow nonsense still? 

British women.  LOL. 

Oh aye, looks fucking ridiculous.

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4 hours ago, Poodler said:

Can’t believe they deleted that slit

It's a fucking scandal.

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2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

make them look, in my opinion, worse!

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6 hours ago, Poodler said:

Can’t believe they deleted that slit

That was more of a highland market meat stall than a slit.

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9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That was more of a highland market meat stall than a slit.

Different slits for different needs.

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Got up 

breakfast/Pints 

Pints

Lunch/vino 

Festival/Pints/The National (maybe even watch Liam Gallagher for a larf) 

Pints 

 

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Up 

Gym 

Going to glasgow 

Pints 

Wander round kelvingrove park 

Japanese food 

Pints 

 

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up #10am

coffee #11am

pintS #now

shopping

pintS

pot noodle

wank

pintS

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