What you doing today?

[maryhilldon 1,674]

20 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

Going to glasgow 

Weegie cunt

[Sooper-hanz 2,080]

Going out on t’bike

[maryhilldon 1,674]

19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Going out on t’bike

Where you off to Hanzo?

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,107]

43 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Where you off to Hanzo?

Some place with no 4G.

[maryhilldon 1,674]

34 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Some place with no 4G.

Just cycle around till you can't get a signal?

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,107]

Had a video call with an old friend called Mumbles.

Now drinking beer and listening to Tool.

Good to have a break from the fucking football likes.

[Don Fonte 1,414]

10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Had a video call with an old friend called Mumbles.

Now drinking beer and listening to Tool.

Good to have a break from the fucking football likes.

Especially being a Hibs fan.

Prick.

Ah no.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,107]

6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Especially being a Hibs fan.

Prick.

Ah no.

Hear. 

Hibs are gonna be amazing bastards next year fuckmouth. 

Signed some quality brothers from Benifca B team, Leeds and Africa and all sorts. 

[Captain Caveman 844]

Fuck Hibs

[Sooper-hanz 2,080]

7 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Where you off to Hanzo?

Windfarm. Fucking freezing.

[Captain Caveman 844]

Loved fog on the tyne

[Bluto10 1,708]

26 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

 

Now drinking beer and listening to Tool.

 

youre a wot?

[Sooper-hanz 2,080]

3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Loved fog on the tyne

Hun 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,107]

2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

youre a wot?

Yer mrs seekrit fantissay.   She eywis wahnted tae git nobbed fae a Hibs cunt wi HIV wi decent girth. 

[Bluto10 1,708]

Haha

[Captain Caveman 844]

Mrs Bluto loves a bic tattoo 

[Don Fonte 1,414]

12 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Mrs Bluto loves a big black cock

Crikey 

[BrianFaePerth 2,536]

Happy Juneteenth everyone

[Misers Hill 356]

5 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Crikey 

Turkish actually

[Don Fonte 1,414]

Had a lie in.

Opened Father's Day presents.

Took the wee one to her show jumping competition (she won of course).

Went for a late lunch.

Now home for a nap.

Later - few beers/wines and watch the last round of the US Open.

[Poodler 3,164]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Had a lie in.

Opened Father's Day presents.

Took the wee one to her show jumping competition (she won of course).

Went for a late lunch.

Now home for a nap.

Later - few beers/wines and watch the last round of the US Open.

Pics of the wee ones horse? 

[Don Fonte 1,414]

12 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Pics of the wee ones horse? 

He's got a fair schlong on him.

[Edwin Starr 39]

20 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Windfarm. Fucking freezing.

Aye it's an affa cool breeze today better the morn Sooper.

[Roberto 2,397]

Awa for a meal at 5 to celebrate me coming home from Turkey with cheap shit. Exciting stuff.

Facebook today was full of the best dads in the world. Wild.

3 words, NOT interested.

[Sooper-hanz 2,080]

19 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Awa for a meal at 5 to celebrate me coming home from Turkey with cheap shit. Exciting stuff.

Facebook today was full of the best dads in the world. Wild.

3 words, NOT interested.

Even the dead ones are the best dads, like ever. 

[Sooper-hanz 2,080]

@Parklife

[YorkDon 253]

Did a triathlon this morning and now sat totally fucked on the sofa.

Bird hasn’t seen Bohemian Rhapsody so will be sticking that on later.

[Joe pike 14]

4 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Did a triathlon this morning and now sat totally fucked on the sofa.

Bird hasn’t seen Bohemian Rhapsody so will be sticking that on later.

You well insured.

Swop plates at dinner table.

[Parklife 973]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

@Parklife

The worlds first vertical boat lift. 

Falkirk

[Joe pike 14]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

The worlds first vertical boat lift. 

Falkirk

Looks like a bottle opener to me.