What you doing today?

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Zeus said:

Biling hait

 

Why the fuck are you in Kilmarnock?

[Zeus]

?

[Studebaker-90]

Kintore or kingseat 

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Just a wee nine holer in Inverness near my house. Normally it's a bit haggard looking but been lovely the last couple times I've played. No tee times, just rock up, £15 and on you go.

Nice. Can't beat a hit and a few beers on a sunny day. 

[Don Fonte]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Nice. Can't beat a hit and a few beers on a sunny day. 

Decent driving range, sports bar and pizza bit too. Quality set up for a day oot ?️?

[Arabian Knight]

greysack wis booted oot ellon gc fir disgracin ezsel..greg reid sez e shat ez breeks it an event..ez still beelin aboot it n lashes oot if ye spik aboot golf..mr toad=born loser

[Parklife]

17 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Decent driving range, sports bar and pizza bit too. Quality set up for a day oot ?️?

We played there earlier this year. Decent wee course for a cheap 9 holes. Some cracking houses up the back of it, if I mind right. 

 

[Bluto10]

7 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

greysack wis booted oot ellon gc fir disgracin ezsel..greg reid sez e shat ez breeks it an event..ez still beelin aboot it n lashes oot if ye spik aboot golf..mr toad=born loser

 

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

We played there earlier this year. Decent wee course for a cheap 9 holes. Some cracking houses up the back of it, if I mind right. 

 

Aye, up the back of the 2nd and 3rd holes I think. Crackers and great views.

[Don Fonte]

11 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Auchmill looking good

Is it aye.

[Zeus]

 

 

Greatest city in the world ?

[Ke1t]

Bought myself some Ocean Forest soil for the wee mary jane seeds. 

Surprised how quick these things germinated,  about 48 hours... is that normal? @manboobs109

Spoke to a very knowledgeable Shaggy lookalike at the weed shoppy, and he seemed surprised at how fast they'd germinated, but gave me a good idea of what needs done next. 

Anyway, got some wee pots to plant them in, and all that's left to do, probably the most important step, is to give them names. 

So far I've came up with Ramadanki, Danky Potvara, Hash Taylor, Matty Bongstaff, and Ilyan Kiryakov.

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Bought myself some Ocean Forest soil for the wee mary jane seeds. 

Surprised how quick these things germinated,  about 48 hours... is that normal? @manboobs109

Spoke to a very knowledgeable Shaggy lookalike at the weed shoppy, and he seemed surprised at how fast they'd germinated, but gave me a good idea of what needs done next. 

Anyway, got some wee pots to plant them in, and all that's left to do, probably the most important step, is to give them names. 

So far I've came up with Ramadanki, Danky Potvara, Hash Taylor, Matty Bongstaff, and Ilyan Kiryakov.

Are you gonna do a Prince Chaz and speak to the fuckin' things as well??

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Are you gonna do a Prince Chaz and speak to the fuckin' things as well??

Worth a try.

I speak to your daughter's tits and they seem to grow and get pointy.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

Worth a try.

I speak to your daughter's tits and they seem to grow and get pointy.

Unnecessary min.

[Reed or deed]

22 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Bought myself some Ocean Forest soil for the wee mary jane seeds. 

Surprised how quick these things germinated,  about 48 hours... is that normal? @manboobs109

Spoke to a very knowledgeable Shaggy lookalike at the weed shoppy, and he seemed surprised at how fast they'd germinated, but gave me a good idea of what needs done next. 

Anyway, got some wee pots to plant them in, and all that's left to do, probably the most important step, is to give them names. 

So far I've came up with Ramadanki, Danky Potvara, Hash Taylor, Matty Bongstaff, and Ilyan Kiryakov.

How about Eric Sticky Black?

[Ke1t]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Are you gonna do a Prince Chaz and speak to the fuckin' things as well??

Charlie knows what's what when it comes to growing plants. 

Not so clever when it comes to women, like, traded in his hot wife for a dog. 

But plants, I'll take the fat-eared pedo's advice any day of the week. 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Ke1t said:

Charlie knows what's what when it comes to growing plants. 

Not so clever when it comes to women, like, traded in his hot wife for a dog. 

But plants, I'll take the fat-eared pedo's advice any day of the week. 

 

He still got his hole aff her tho (along wi a few others admitedly).?

[Reed or deed]

Leaf Richardson

[Ke1t]

7 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

How about Eric Sticky Black?

Yep... decent. 

6 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

He still got his hole aff her tho (along wi a few others admitedly).?

I think a couple of the posters on here had a shotty on her. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Yep... decent. 

I think a couple of the posters on here had a shotty on her. 

Aye, they'd like to think.  Fair bit in her day like.  Horny as fuck I bet.

[Reed or deed]

@Ke1t

Rashid Belabud ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

{Right now} Laughin' like fuck at Dundee United.  Embarrassin' jokes.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

 

Point?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Takkin' the motorbike oot for a spin.  Up the coast, doon the coast, inland.  Fuck knows.  Just head off and enjoy.

[cheesepipes]

17 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Takkin' the motorbike oot for a spin.  Up the coast, doon the coast, inland.  Fuck knows.  Just head off and enjoy.

Yer helmet fine?

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Yer helmet fine?

Come on min.  That's even cringe for you pal.

[cheesepipes]

11 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Come on min.  That's even cringe for you pal.

Sorry.

 

I'll try harder.

 

How's your exhaust pipe?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

Sorry.

 

I'll try harder.

 

How's your exhaust pipe?

Jeeeezussss min. Never apologise. It's a sign of weakness don't you know? 

.........................and yer wee quip is every bit as poor as yer first one.

[cheesepipes]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Jeeeezussss min. Never apologise. It's a sign of weakness don't you know? 

.........................and yer wee quip is every bit as poor as yer first one.

Sorry.