What you doing today?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

Sorry.

Limp dick.

[YorkDon]

Getting packed to head to London for the weekend.

[sigh]

Heading to Cannich for a weekend wandering about in the hills

[Parklife]

Work 

Pint 

Golf (with tonic wine)

Beers 

[The Buzzard]

Few days away. Up near Killin. 
Hoping for vino to flow on at least one day. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Just take Parkie or Bluto with you 

Check oot Prince Harry in the clown shoes over here chucking out the shade. 

[The Buzzard]

36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Mind your midge repellent, buzz. They are fucking rampant right now. 

Good call. Packed now. 

[Quagmire]

5 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

A cunt of a day travelling yesterday (technical issues/missed flights) 

Hopefully home later the day, in time for Jesus and Mary Chain gig and some pints 

Travelling's shite nowadays. Seems to be a hassle all the time. Maybe got used to flying in half full planes for a year as well but seems to be a higher percentage of gypes cutting about the world at the moment. Might just stay around my bit from now on. 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Travelling's shite nowadays. Seems to be a hassle all the time. Maybe got used to flying in half full planes for a year as well but seems to be a higher percentage of gypes cutting about the world at the moment. Might just stay around my bit from now on. 

If @Henry was here I reckon he’d pull you up for a #humblebrag there

[Fridge]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? Bet you've had that sarcastic round of applause from fellow passengers a few times. 

That fucks me right off. Cheers for nae crashing the plane.

Should be in the pet hates thread along with utter idiots at security taking about an hour in front of you while they have forgotten to take their belt off or some shit

[Edwin Starr]

On 8/9/2022 at 9:27 PM, Ke1t said:

Just put down some Goliath to germinate. 

We'll see how that goes. 

See these ferns all over brimond hill stunning green colour .

Are you growing this in your garden ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Edwin Starr said:

See these ferns all over brimond hill stunning green colour .

Are you growing this in your garden ?

??A good goin' Catholic boy like you shouldn't know of such things min??

[Reed or deed]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

See these ferns all over brimond hill stunning green colour .

Are you growing this in your garden ?

@Police ?

[Ke1t]

29 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

See these ferns all over brimond hill stunning green colour .

Are you growing this in your garden ?

I've three of them currently, all in pots. When they start growing more than a few inches I might transplant them into 5 gallon buckets or similar sized pots. 

I think you can get collared by the filth if you grow them in an unsecured area. 

Not chancing getting sent to pokey on drug charges. 

[Zeus]

Keyworked

Resigned

 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

23 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I've three of them currently, all in pots. When they start growing more than a few inches I might transplant them into 5 gallon buckets or similar sized pots. 

I think you can get collared by the filth if you grow them in an unsecured area. 

Not chancing getting sent to pokey on drug charges. 

Fine chance to meet the Aryan Brotherhood or the Crips or the Bloods or the Zetas etc etc.  All lovely people I'm certain.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

You’d batter them

Not simple as a matter of course I wouldn't.

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fine chance to meet the Aryan Brotherhood or the Crips or the Bloods or the Zetas etc etc.  All lovely people I'm certain.

You ever been in a gang, BB? Before the wife straightened you out, obvs.

[frankie_mac's_4]

Gary Shitter

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

You ever been in a gang, BB? Before the wife straightened you out, obvs.

Only in my mind.  Never in a gay way like.

[Guest milne_afc]

So what’s a bootboy? I thought that was some kind of menacing posse.

[elephantstone78]

8 hours ago, Parklife said:

Work 

Pint 

Golf (with tonic wine)

Beers 

Buckfast?

 

[elephantstone78]

Jamc bandstand - scorchio sun and a few beers. Prob buy a t shirt and or mug lose it/them on way home as per. 

[CCB III]

22 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

So what’s a bootboy? I thought that was some kind of menacing posse.

People with leather boot fetishes. Get strung up like butcher pigs and have heaps of blokes kick them until orgasm wearing leather boots. 
 

BBB hasn't been in a while because the chain canna hang him from the roof, hence the frustration.

 

Its like a sex cult. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

26 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

So what’s a bootboy? I thought that was some kind of menacing posse.

Probably is/was.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, CCB III said:

People with leather boot fetishes. Get strung up like butcher pigs and have heaps of blokes kick them until orgasm wearing leather boots. 
 

BBB hasn't been in a while because the chain canna hang him from the roof, hence the frustration.

 

Its like a sex cult. 

Your lookin' a bit silly and childish noo Consi ma' loon.  Take a step back, a seat and relax min.  It's Friday night.  Chill.

[elephantstone78]

7 minutes ago, CCB III said:

People with leather boot fetishes. Get strung up like butcher pigs and have heaps of blokes kick them until orgasm wearing leather boots. 
 

BBB hasn't been in a while because the chain canna hang him from the roof, hence the frustration.

 

Its like a sex cult. 

Funny dons poster. 
 

[CCB III]

7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Your lookin' a bit silly and childish noo Consi ma' loon.  Take a step back, a seat and relax min.  It's Friday night.  Chill.

Funny in my hesd

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, CCB III said:

Funny in my hesd

??

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s like skinheeds innat innit?  
 

 

Fuckin' pinheid in your case.