What you doing today?

[BrianFaePerth]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ok, the reason I was in Edinburgh today was to see Jerry Sadowitz. Plans changed because of woke fucking scum. ( going to see Simple Minds now) 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/9300034/jerry-sadowitz-edinburgh-fringe-show-axed/amp/

Off to see Jim Kerrs cock instead?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Hmmmm, Sunday dunno.  Canna be arsed deein' much tbh.  Probs annoy a few numpties on here.  Too easy tho.

Walk the dog, aye.  Go for a run in the car or on the bike. Maybe.  Lazy day most likely.  Fuck knows.

[Poodler]

Oot getting some claes, perking at women and listening to Tears for Fears - elemental 

 

a good day

[Zeus]

Sma hungover 

Walk off said hangover.

Await the sunday blues kicking in 

[Arabian Knight]

lookin fir skins..heavin wi bovver boys

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

lookin fir skins..heavin wi bovver boys

Yeh winna find ony real eens doon there. #westerhailes Lolzzzzz

[BrianFaePerth]

30 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

lookin fir skins..heavin wi bovver boys

Bet you’re aroused

[BrianFaePerth]

AK bats for the other side 

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Bet you’re aroused

At what?  What the fuck am I supposed to be lookin' at?

[Edwin Starr]

On 8/12/2022 at 6:20 PM, Ke1t said:

I've three of them currently, all in pots. When they start growing more than a few inches I might transplant them into 5 gallon buckets or similar sized pots. 

I think you can get collared by the filth if you grow them in an unsecured area. 

Not chancing getting sent to pokey on drug charges. 

Oh right .?

I will say nothing .

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Edwin Starr said:

Now that Kelt has enlightened me I'm saying nothing .

 

I only know what one drug looks like and that's wacky backy .

Never ever knowingly consumed it .

 

About 15 years ago we went on  a plumbers business trip with the merchants , we went into a coffee shop with a leaf on the window .

 

Paid for my mates coffees and being a coffee connoisseur I had 3 cups of the stuff unknown to me the coffee had wacky backy in it .

 

Oh my heed had to go back to my hotel not quite feeling norma,l never again "don't do it"?

Ah, such innocence?

[Edwin Starr]

On 8/12/2022 at 5:49 PM, Beachend Bootboy said:

??A good goin' Catholic boy like you shouldn't know of such things min??

Now that Kelt has enlightened me I'm saying nothing .

 

I only know what one drug looks like and that's wacky backy .

Never ever knowingly consumed it .

 

About 15 years ago we went on  a plumbers business trip with the merchants , we went into a coffee shop with a leaf on the window .

 

Paid for my mates coffees and being a coffee connoisseur I had 3 cups of the stuff unknown to me the coffee had wacky backy in it .

 

Oh my heed had to go back to my hotel not quite feeling normal never again "don't do it"?

[Edwin Starr]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you pay a visit to the girls in the windows,Buc ?

Lol nah not my thing 

Rather spend money on running shoes they last a lot longer .

 

Have you visited the ladies of the night Sooper ?

[Edwin Starr]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Buc, 3 cups? You probably just had too much caffeine ya mad man. 

I have had 4 large cups of coffee already  I'm used to caffeine mate .

 

It was stuff from the devil I had.?

[Edwin Starr]

12 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Ah, such innocence?

Some of my mates take this stuff and some drink too much .

My joiner mate likes beer too much ,

You should see a hammer in his hand when he's working it shakes like a pneumatic drill .

No way would I be holding up a 4x2 post up for him while he hammers away .

[Edwin Starr]

13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Junkie cunt 

I think on that occasion you have a point .

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

in Amsterdam,fuck aye. Many moons ago as a young chap. Was all very businesslike and methodical from what I recall.

Dare say they cater and charge for a load more acquired and obscure tastes these days ,booting guys in the nuts, licking bumholes etc…, 

licking bum holes who the fk does that.?

What happens if she ends up with some poo in her mouth .

Yuk.?

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

It was licking btw. Picking is possibly a new thing you’ve came up with, Buc.

???

[Poodler]

There’s a real excitement in enjoying a woman for the first time, Edwin, when you’re down enjoying the taste of her juices and you offer a rogue tongue swish in past the sphincter. Some recoil, squeeze their cheeks together and the backdoor is firmly locked. 
 

It’s not all about sticking your tongue all the way up the shiter, just incorporate it as part of the oral routine. Then work up to the finger tip. 
 

before you know it you’ve the double fingered deep anal push at the moment of orgasm and you’ll feel them squeezing the life out of your fingers. A job well done 

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

licking bum holes who the fk does that.?

What happens if she ends up with some poo in her mouth .

Yuk.?

There's whole websites dedicated to it.

........................................................................eh, so I'm told.?

[Poodler]

I believe every woman loves anal, if they don’t then they just haven’t had it done properly. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

There’s a real excitement in enjoying a woman for the first time, Edwin, when you’re down enjoying the taste of her juices and you offer a rogue tongue swish in past the sphincter. Some recoil, squeeze their cheeks together and the backdoor is firmly locked. 
 

It’s not all about sticking your tongue all the way up the shiter, just incorporate it as part of the oral routine. Then work up to the finger tip. 
 

before you know it you’ve the double fingered deep anal push at the moment of orgasm and you’ll feel them squeezing the life out of your fingers. A job well done 

I'm strangely aroused now.

[Guest milne_afc]

8 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I'm strangely aroused now.

Doreen’s in for a treat the night!

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Doreen’s in for a treat the night!

Doreen?  Maureen mare like.

 

[cheesepipes]

Some big anal hitters on here Buc.

Any curiosity? Please just reach out.

Disclaimer.....only advice given, I'd imagine an old athlete like yourself will have a jackpot like a snapping turtle.

[Arabian Knight]

hink bucs ridin styles liket ez joggin style..pacin ez thrusts so e disna run oota puff..sweat lashin aff ez brow..eyes bulgin..gaspin fir air whin e emptys ez sack..n collapses in a heap oan eh flair

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, Arabian Knight said:

hink bucs ridin styles liket ez joggin style..pacin ez thrusts so e disna run oota puff..sweat lashin aff ez brow..eyes bulgin..gaspin fir air whin e emptys ez sack..n collapses in a heap oan eh flair

Gets wrapped in silver foil after he ejaculates?

[CCB III]

11 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Gets wrapped in silver foil after he ejaculates?

Does a Radcliffe and just shits himself so he doesn't have to stop going 

[CCB III]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

Now that Kelt has enlightened me I'm saying nothing .

 

I only know what one drug looks like and that's wacky backy .

Never ever knowingly consumed it .

 

About 15 years ago we went on  a plumbers business trip with the merchants , we went into a coffee shop with a leaf on the window .

 

Paid for my mates coffees and being a coffee connoisseur I had 3 cups of the stuff unknown to me the coffee had wacky backy in it .

 

Oh my heed had to go back to my hotel not quite feeling normal never again "don't do it"?

That's odd to me. 
 

Caffeine and weed? They be armwrestling eachother inside your body, would feel fuckin weird.

 

 

[Poodler]

Comes second to an African every time