Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 I'm havin' a nice relaxin' day today. Gonna go for a wee walk in the rain. Come home and fuck about playin' computer games (Zombie Army 4) and might watch a film. Was in a foul cunt of a mood yesterday. Could you tell?? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Buc when he comes on here. ??Aye, I think he's a bit like that. Bless him. I truly believe he's probably the nicest bloke on here. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Buc is the nicest man on Earth. Quite possibly. He's maybe the second coming. Praise be unto the Lord ?? Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: With all that caffeine his jizz will be like a frothy frappe latte. Was that supposed to be an anti joke? Killed the bit dead. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Buc is the nicest man on Earth. Lol I do have my moments like everyone else . But thank you anyway.? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 3 hours ago, Poodler said: Comes second to an African every time Bit like cheesers with Eric the eel Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 3 hours ago, CCB III said: That's odd to me. Caffeine and weed? They be armwrestling eachother inside your body, would feel fuckin weird. It doesn’t. Nice doober assisted with a cup of coffee is one of lifes pleasures. Doober and big glass or red wine another. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Jesus fuckin' wept. ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 11 hours ago, Edwin Starr said: No way would I be holding up a 4x2 post up for him while he hammers away . Hello sailor. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Haircut. I need a fuckin' haircut. Task for today. Might go price a job up too. Shitty weather so might nae bother. I'll decide. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Haircut. I need a fuckin' haircut. Task for today. Might go price a job up too. Shitty weather so might nae bother. I'll decide. Some cunt is probably waiting in especially for you. Typical fuckin tradie. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Some cunt is probably waiting in especially for you. Typical fuckin tradie. Nah min. I dinna like messin' me customers aboot. Spoke to him yesterday and just said I'd be in touch to measure up this week, Friday latest. He's on board with that, plus he's in nae rush and the job will get fitted in around the middle o' September. He cool blud. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 I hope it’s someone who posts here Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, Poodler said: I hope it’s someone who posts here It's definitely not. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 13 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Hello sailor. Aye morning maryhilldon. Not sure about sailor gas heating engineer aye? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Aye morning maryhilldon. Not sure about sailor gas heating engineer aye? Was you nae in the Sea Cadets min? TS Scylla. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Aye , that's better customer service getting him to wait in Tuesday to Friday. Of course it is. He's in nae hurry for the job and we'll arrange a convenient time for both of us to get it measured up. He's a good payer, return customer too so I certainly wouldn't mess him about. I totally understand however, that you may lack such people skills and customer awareness. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Just waitin' to get picked up and off to Dufftown, Keith, Elgin, Lossie, Buckie and Banff the day. Some drop offs and a couple of jobs to look at. Might swing in past the Broch for a Chois for tea but likely winna hae time? Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Nae got your ane van? LOL Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 19 minutes ago, Poodler said: Nae got your ane van? LOL I do but nae usin' the day. The components bein' delivered are nae that big so van nae needed. Comfort is. Got a fella to drive me. Why have a dog and bark etc etc. That said, I'll probs tak the wheel for a while. Fine day oot. Lookin' forward to it. Get yer kicks on the A96, as we pass through auld Boxy. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Just waitin' to get picked up and off to Dufftown, Keith, Elgin, Lossie, Buckie and Banff the day. Some drop offs and a couple of jobs to look at. Might swing in past the Broch for a Chois for tea but likely winna hae time? Drug dealing scum. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Drug dealing scum. Shhhhhhhhh!! No narcos involved,@polis. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Banned for dick drinking Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 15 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Will be a hun Fud. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Banned for drink driving Aye, that'll be it. Oh wait a minute I hinna hid a drink since 2006. Nope, wrong again. Thicko. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Banned for dick drinking ?? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Sports massage and opticians this aft. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 minute ago, YorkDon said: Sports massage and opticians this aft. Happy ending then checking if wanking does make you go blind. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Back at work (obviously) mainly taking out a swarm of mosquitos that seem to have infiltrated my office. Link to comment
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