What you doing today?

[Beachend Bootboy 375]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

What a fucking shite way to spend free time. 

It is pal but once you get goin' it's fine enough and the end result is quite satisfying.  I've got to take it up to Inverness on Monday to get a new wing on (warranty job) and I'm fucked if I'm gonna have it in a pro paint shop lookin' like a pun o' mince.

[The Boofon 4,614]

7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

It is pal but once you get goin' it's fine enough and the end result is quite satisfying.  I've got to take it up to Inverness on Monday to get a new wing on (warranty job) and I'm fucked if I'm gonna have it in a pro paint shop lookin' like a pun o' mince.

Would they nae clean it before they do that?

 

Be fucking yirded by the time you get to Inverness anyway.

Edited June 24 by The Boofon

[Beachend Bootboy 375]

3 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Would they nae clean it before they do that?

 

Be fucking yirded by the time you get to Inverness anyway.

They won't clean it.  They're removin' a wing and installin' a new pre-painted one.  Hopefully wi a decent polish and ceramic it winna be clatty as fuck by the time I get there and back and if it is then a good bodywork finish will make it easier to clean.  Gotta take a wee bit o' pride (not in a gay way like) in things min.

Edited June 24 by Beachend Bootboy

[The Boofon 4,614]

11 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

They won't clean it.  They're removin' a wing and installin' a new pre-painted one.  Hopefully wi a decent polish and ceramic it winna be clatty as fuck by the time I get there and back and if it is then a good bodywork finish will make it easier to clean.  Gotta take a wee bit o' pride (not in a gay way like) in things min.

Sounds more like a plane than a car.

[Beachend Bootboy 375]

13 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Sounds more like a plane than a car.

Oh, it can fuckin' fly alright but touch wood I ain't been airbourne with it yet.

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

Did you hear about the wooden car? Wooden engine , wooden tyres, wooden seats? 

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

Wooden go!

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

5 hours ago, Roberto said:

And I rest my case once more. Easy.

 

Zzzzzz

The irony 

[Roberto 2,578]

44 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Wooden go!

 

44 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The irony 

Jesus fucking Christmas time...

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

23 minutes ago, Roberto said:

 

Jesus fucking Christmas time...

[Beachend Bootboy 375]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Wooden go!

Murder

[YorkDon 274]

Driving to Welwyn Garden City to overnight  before Stones in Hyde Park tomorrow.

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

9 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Driving to Welwyn Garden City to overnight  before Stones in Hyde Park tomorrow.

You’ll be hoping the rain stays off YD. Meant to be quite bad down south this weekend 

[sigh 21]

12 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Driving to Welwyn Garden City to overnight  before Stones in Hyde Park tomorrow.

Use to spend a bit of time in Codicote near there, try The Goat for beers and food; WGC itself is a shithole

[BrianFaePerth 2,674]

22 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Driving to Welwyn Garden City to overnight  before Stones in Hyde Park tomorrow.

Dodgy place to park the Tesla

[YorkDon 274]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’ll be hoping the rain stays off YD. Meant to be quite bad down south this weekend 

The forecast for London, so far, looks alright.

[YorkDon 274]

3 hours ago, sigh said:

Use to spend a bit of time in Codicote near there, try The Goat for beers and food; WGC itself is a shithole

Aye we saw that when we were looking at places to eat the night.Think we’re eating at the hotel.

The Goat looks good though.

[YorkDon 274]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Dodgy place to park the Tesla

Parked her under the cameras Bri

[Don Fonte 1,547]

24 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Parked her under the cameras Bri

What about the Tesla?

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

Tesla Sanderson

[manboobs109 3,046]

4 hours ago, sigh said:

Use to spend a bit of time in Codicote near there, try The Goat for beers and food; WGC itself is a shithole

Fucking hell where are you from if WGC is a shithole? Defo not Aberdeen.

[Captain Caveman 925]

[Ke1t 4,441]

Storms rolled through here a week or so ago.... fucked my AC and my sump pump.... 8" water in my crawlspace. Pipes in the garage froze and burst over winter, dock weld gave way, atv tyre fucked, kitchen tap has a leak, water pressure practically zero, oh, and there's possibly a bobcat wandering around in the woods.

Been working my way through this litany of shitbaggery, and almost ready to relax by finding this glorified house cat and ejaculated it from the vicinity of my hoose.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

3 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Storms rolled through here a week or so ago.... fucked my AC and my sump pump.... 8" water in my crawlspace. Pipes in the garage froze and burst over winter, dock weld gave way, atv tyre fucked, kitchen tap has a leak, water pressure practically zero, oh, and there's possibly a bobcat wandering around in the woods.

Been working my way through this litany of shitbaggery, and almost ready to relax by finding this glorified house cat and ejaculated it from the vicinity of my hoose.

Do they eat babies and shit?  or is it the guy from Police Academy?

[Ke1t 4,441]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Do they eat babies and shit?  or is it the guy from Police Academy?

Not sure if they eat the guy from Police Academy, but if my dug sees a Bobcat then it's a fecht for sure.

While I'm certain my German Shepherd could fuck a Bobcat I don't need the subsequent mangled mutt and vet bills that a victory would cost.

If there is one, and I'm 99% sure there is because I fucking saw it, then I should be able to just scare it off.

If it decides to make a stand my battle plan is largely just kicks and punches until it fucks off. No point shooting at it, or pulling a knife out, a couple of good boots to the body should encourage its departure.

Im basically an animal lover...

Edit: Ah... Bobcat Goldthwaite.... I gotcha now. Is he deid?

 

Edited June 24 by Ke1t

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

24 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Not sure if they eat the guy from Police Academy, but if my dug sees a Bobcat then it's a fecht for sure.

While I'm certain my German Shepherd could fuck a Bobcat I don't need the subsequent mangled mutt and vet bills that a victory would cost.

If there is one, and I'm 99% sure there is because I fucking saw it, then I should be able to just scare it off.

If it decides to make a stand my battle plan is largely just kicks and punches until it fucks off. No point shooting at it, or pulling a knife out, a couple of good boots to the body should encourage its departure.

Im basically an animal lover...

Edit: Ah... Bobcat Goldthwaite.... I gotcha now. Is he deid?

 

just give the little fluffy bugger some tuna and he will be sound. 

or if he's bigger than a regular cat then maybe a shark..

Goldthwait still on the go, directing horror movies about Bigfoot and the like.  

The bobcat's range does not seem to be limited by human populations, but by availability of suitable habitat; only large, intensively cultivated tracts are unsuitable for the species.^[35] The animal may appear in back yards in "urban edge" environments, where human development intersects with natural habitats.^[44] If chased by a dog, it usually climbs up a tree.^[42]

^{There we go.  No fighting needed.  up the tree the little one pops.} 

Edited June 24 by Grays Babylon 1875

[Redforever86 1,786]

Fits yir dug ca’d Kelt? 

[Ke1t 4,441]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

Fits yir dug ca’d Kelt? 

Dug is the only name I use for her.

No bobcat is surviving her fury.

 

Edited June 24 by Ke1t

[Ke1t 4,441]

54 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

If chased by a dog, it usually climbs up a tree.^[42]

^{There we go.  No fighting needed.  up the tree the little one pops.} 

This is my reckoning. Wild animals usually want fuck all to do with humans, and understandably so. 

99% of the time even predatory animals will take off when they see a human or a dog, unless they've good reason to be aggressive. But I don't need my dug getting involved.

Walking towards a Bobcat and shouting, "GET YE TAE FUCK!" Should resolve the situation... it's not like the fillums where it jumps out a tree and tries to bite your face off.

 

[Redforever86 1,786]

13 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Dug is the only name I use for her.

No bobcat is surviving her fury.

You shouldn’t put your finger there.