What you doing today?

[Beachend Bootboy]

I'm havin' a nice relaxin' day today.  Gonna go for a wee walk in the rain.  Come home and fuck about playin' computer games (Zombie Army 4) and might watch a film.

Was in a foul cunt of a  mood yesterday.  Could you tell??

[Beachend Bootboy]

20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Buc when he comes on here.

 

??Aye, I think he's a bit like that. Bless him.  I truly believe he's probably the nicest bloke on here.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Buc is the nicest man on Earth. 

Quite possibly.  He's maybe the second coming.  Praise be unto the Lord ??

[CCB III]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

With all that caffeine his jizz will be like a frothy frappe latte.

Was that supposed to be an anti joke?

 

Killed the bit dead. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Dinner time.

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Buc is the nicest man on Earth. 

Lol I do have my moments like everyone else .

But thank you anyway.?

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

Comes second to an African every time 

Bit like cheesers with Eric the eel

[Reed or deed]

3 hours ago, CCB III said:

That's odd to me. 
 

Caffeine and weed? They be armwrestling eachother inside your body, would feel fuckin weird.

 

 

It doesn’t.

Nice doober assisted with a cup of coffee is one of lifes pleasures.

Doober and big glass or red wine another.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Jesus fuckin' wept. ?

[maryhilldon]

11 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

 

No way would I be holding up a 4x2 post up for him while he hammers away .

Hello sailor.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Haircut.  I need a fuckin' haircut.  Task for today.

Might go price a job up too.  Shitty weather so might nae bother.  I'll decide.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Haircut.  I need a fuckin' haircut.  Task for today.

Might go price a job up too.  Shitty weather so might nae bother.  I'll decide.

Some cunt is probably waiting  in especially  for you. Typical fuckin tradie.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Some cunt is probably waiting  in especially  for you. Typical fuckin tradie.

Nah min.  I dinna like messin' me customers aboot.  Spoke to him yesterday and just said I'd be in touch to measure up this week, Friday latest.  He's on board with that, plus he's in nae rush and the job will get fitted in around the middle o' September.  He cool blud.

[Poodler]

I hope it’s someone who posts here 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I hope it’s someone who posts here 

It's definitely not.

[Edwin Starr]

13 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Hello sailor.

Aye morning maryhilldon.

Not sure about sailor gas heating engineer aye?

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Aye morning maryhilldon.

Not sure about sailor gas heating engineer aye?

Was you nae in the Sea Cadets min?  TS Scylla.

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Aye , that's better customer service getting him to wait in Tuesday to Friday.  

Of course it is.  He's in nae hurry for the job and we'll arrange a convenient time for both of us to get it measured up.  He's a good payer, return customer too so I certainly wouldn't mess him about.

I totally understand however, that you may lack such people skills and customer awareness.   

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just waitin' to get picked up and off to Dufftown, Keith, Elgin, Lossie, Buckie and Banff the day.  Some drop offs and a couple of jobs to look at.

Might swing in past the Broch for a Chois for tea but likely winna hae time?

[Poodler]

Nae got your ane van? 
 

LOL

[Beachend Bootboy]

19 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Nae got your ane van? 
 

LOL

I do but nae usin' the day. The components bein' delivered are nae that big so van nae needed. Comfort is.

Got a fella to drive me.  Why have a dog and bark etc etc.  That said, I'll probs tak the wheel for a while. 

Fine day oot.  Lookin' forward to it.  Get yer kicks on the A96, as we pass through auld Boxy.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Just waitin' to get picked up and off to Dufftown, Keith, Elgin, Lossie, Buckie and Banff the day.  Some drop offs and a couple of jobs to look at.

Might swing in past the Broch for a Chois for tea but likely winna hae time?

Drug dealing scum.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Drug dealing scum.

Shhhhhhhhh!! No narcos involved,@polis.

[BrianFaePerth]

Banned for dick drinking

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Will be a hun

Fud.

[Beachend Bootboy]

13 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Banned for drink driving

Aye, that'll be it.  Oh wait a minute I hinna hid a drink since 2006.  Nope, wrong again.  Thicko.

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Banned for dick drinking

??

[YorkDon]

Sports massage and opticians this aft.

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, YorkDon said:

Sports massage and opticians this aft.

Happy ending then checking if wanking does make you go blind.

[The Boofon]

Back at work (obviously) mainly taking out a swarm of mosquitos that seem to have infiltrated my office.