What you doing today?

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Salt gun aim must be decent.

Spray for those little cunts. Too fast and nimble for the gun.

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That's hardly a boast. Slightly after 5 past 8 last night? I'd say you've got a problem,laddie.

That doesn't even make sense. Fuckin' raver.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You'll get it eventually.and then you'll just go "Ahhhhh, I see"

I winna' because I canna be arsed tryin' to make sense of yer inane drivel.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Earlier I watched about 40 minutes of self defence videos on Youtube. These included how to defend yourself against multiple assailants, how to defend yourself against someone with a knife and how to disarm someone with a firearm.  Don't remember any of it but the guy made it look really easy. 

I'm sure it'll come in handy some day. Has for me.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Some cunt attacks me and Im straight onto Fridge to hire some muscle.

Not very handy if you get jumped.

[The Boofon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

True,but I don't mind playing the long game.As my old gran from the Gorbals used to say " He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!"  She was untouchable as a lady. 

Sex changed to a man? (That's not possible @CCB III)

[The Boofon]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

 

I shudder to think what that generation would have made of today's world. 

Ask them. Your gran / granda might be dead but there will be plenty of their generation still cutting about.

[Beachend Bootboy]

From ice cream to decomposin' grannies.  Brilliant ???

[YorkDon]

3 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Happy ending then checking if wanking does make you go blind.

If someone else is doing it shouldn’t my eyesight be ok? 

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

That doesn't even make sense. Fuckin' raver.

I’ll help ya out Boot.Use the :

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

I’ll help ya out Boot.Use the :

Nope, still not gettin' the drink connection.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I winna' because I canna be arsed tryin' to make sense of yer inane drivel.

Mind when you tried to be smart about me not using a capital letter at the start of someone's name? 

And you're accusing someone else of inane drivel? ?

[Parklife]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Shut up fool.  Chat over.

You're a noisy empty vessel. 

Post less. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Mind when you tried to be smart about me not using a capital letter at the start of someone's name? 

And you're accusing someone else of inane drivel? ?

Shut up fool.  Chat over.

[YorkDon]

53 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Shut up fool.  

Love BA Baracus.

[sigh]

2 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Love BA Baracus.

Great Sat night entertainment, bested only by the Dukes of Hazard - Daisy Duke, ahhhhhhh

[BrianFaePerth]

31 minutes ago, sigh said:

Great Sat night entertainment, bested only by the Dukes of Hazard - Daisy Duke, ahhhhhhh

Knocking one out while watching DoH with your granny?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, YorkDon said:

Love BA Baracus.

Kool in the Kaftan was a decent tune right enough ?

[sigh]

22 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Knocking one out while watching DoH with your granny?

May have been peelin an orange in my pocket.

[The Buzzard]

Day trip to Anstruther earlier today. Before anybody jumps in to say I should have gone to one of the other chippers/chippies I had a fucking superb fish supper from the fish bar. 
I know some will say it's shit and nothing to write home about (thought that myself when I was last there about 10 years ago), so it was a pleasant surprise that I enjoyed it as much as I did. 
Wee tub of ice cream from the shop further along the street for after it - 1 scoop each of mint choc chip and rum and raisin. 
Enjoyed the fish and chips from the van in Killin last weekend too fwiw. 

[Simply Red]

^Lovely part of the world that @The Buzzard

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Day trip to Anstruther earlier today. Before anybody jumps in to say I should have gone to one of the other chippers/chippies I had a fucking superb fish supper from the fish bar. 
I know some will say it's shit and nothing to write home about (thought that myself when I was last there about 10 years ago), so it was a pleasant surprise that I enjoyed it as much as I did. 
Wee tub of ice cream from the shop further along the street for after it - 1 scoop each of mint choc chip and rum and raisin. 
Enjoyed the fish and chips from the van in Killin last weekend too fwiw. 

Once got hoorin' drunk at a lock in in Anstruther.  Ended up in a fight wi me brither.  He didn't win ?

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Once got hoorin' drunk at a lock in in Anstruther.  Ended up in a fight wi me brither.  He didn't win ?

The barmaid beat you both up?

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The barmaid beat you both up?

Nah, we spit roasted her.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Got that job that I mentioned the other day to measure up later.  Just a wee one, I winna be able to retire aff the back o' it that's for sure.?

That apart, just another day at the office as they say (not absolutely literally). 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

We’ve no interest in your pish goings on so hope you break your fingers

Yet you took the time to read it and formulate a reply.  ??

Seriously min, if you are actually capable of thought, please engage the process before you post.

[BrianFaePerth]

57 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

We’ve no interest in your pish goings on so hope you break your fingers

Or he could shit on them like you 

[The Boofon]

111 degrees here today so I'll be doing nothing.

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

111 degrees here today so I'll be doing nothing.

You in America?

Otherwise it’s 44

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You in America?

Otherwise it’s 44

It was 110 with you yesterday you stupid cunt. 

 

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