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4 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

This is my reckoning. Wild animals usually want fuck all to do with humans, and understandably so. 

99% of the time even predatory animals will take off when they see a human or a dog, unless they've good reason to be aggressive. But I don't need my dug getting involved.

Walking towards a Bobcat and shouting, "GET YE TAE FUCK!" Should resolve the situation... it's not like the fillums where it jumps out a tree and tries to bite your face off.

 

Aye don't shoot it man.  Cats innit.  Class wee bastards. 😍

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3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

You shouldn’t put your finger there. 

It's the only sure way to incapacitate a German Shepherd.

Plus they seem to enjoy it, so win win.

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4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Aye don't shoot it man.  Cats innit.  Class wee bastards. 😍

I ve never pointed a gun at a living thing, not that I could hit the fucking thing even if I did. I might as well throw rocks at it. 

The wife's old man, on the other hand, shoots just about anything with four legs that wanders onto his property. 

Sure sign of a psychopath.

Only things I'll kill are spiders and maybe the wife at some point.

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Just now, Ke1t said:

I ve never pointed a gun at a living thing, not that I could hit the fucking thing even if I did. I might as well throw rocks at it. 

The wife's old man, on the other hand, shoots just about anything with four legs that wanders onto his property. 

Sure sign of a psychopath.

Only things I'll kill are spiders and maybe the wife at some point.

Yanks innit.  Cunts love a gun. 

Aye spiders can fuck off.  My house back in North Englandshire was chock full of the cunts.  Vile little (big) bastards went straight in the J Edgar.


I am defo ready to punt a dog in the chops next time one comes nipping at me though.  There's only so many times you can do that thing where you pull yourself away submissively from the cunt, scream like Ned Flanders, and he still bites you anyway. 

Any dogs reading this, FUCK OFF. 

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18 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Yanks innit.  Cunts love a gun. 

Aye spiders can fuck off.  My house back in North Englandshire was chock full of the cunts.  Vile little (big) bastards went straight in the J Edgar.


I am defo ready to punt a dog in the chops next time one comes nipping at me though.  There's only so many times you can do that thing where you pull yourself away submissively from the cunt, scream like Ned Flanders, and he still bites you anyway. 

Any dogs reading this, FUCK OFF. 

Surely thon Brazilian spiders are worse than any British spider.

That Brazilian Wandering  Spider is horrifying, plus if it bites you you get an erection then die,, and cant be buried in a regular depth coffin.

This Is the stuff of nightmares.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723

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5 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Surely thon Brazilian spiders are worse than any British spider.

That Brazilian Wandering  Spider is horrifying, plus if it bites you you get an erection then die,, and cant be buried in a regular depth coffin.

This Is the stuff of nightmares.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723

For the love of holy fuck...   

 

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2 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Surely thon Brazilian spiders are worse than any British spider.

That Brazilian Wandering  Spider is horrifying, plus if it bites you you get an erection then die,, and cant be buried in a regular depth coffin.

This Is the stuff of nightmares.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723

Good grief 

Fit a fleg he must have got when he looked under the bed for the first time 

like rolling over and seeing Caveys wife 

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8 hours ago, Poodler said:

Good grief 

Fit a fleg he must have got when he looked under the bed for the first time 

like rolling over and seeing Caveys wife 

Appears to only have 6 legs.

 

I'm calling bullshit on this one.

 

 

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9 hours ago, Poodler said:

Good grief 

Fit a fleg he must have got when he looked under the bed for the first time 

like rolling over and seeing Caveys wife 

"She managed to capture a camouflage grouper fish swimming around in a cloud of eggs and sperm.

Other winning photos included fighting fish, an inquisitive underwater elephant, a calm gorilla and a man in a gimp suit feeding a pigeon a piece of bread."

ah no

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1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Appears to only have 6 legs.

 

I'm calling bullshit on this one.

 

 

Thought that as well but the front four legs are just close together in pairs.

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7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Thought that as well but the front four legs are just close together in pairs.

Ok Hanz don’t spoil it FFS. 

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2 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Thanks Hanz for pointing out my error of observation. 

Ach, no worries. 

😘

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Went to yon fit yi cas it

Kingswells Gala 😂

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14 hours ago, Poodler said:

Good grief 

Fit a fleg he must have got when he looked under the bed for the first time 

like rolling over and seeing Caveys wife 

All youve got is Bri

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1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

All youve got is Bri

Love the Beatles 

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It looks like the aftermath of the Fukushima tragedy. 

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36 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

looks a bit rubbish bri

Would imagine you struggle with the concept of a pub with people.

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Got up 

Ran 

Went for a drink with an old pal 

Called in a favour for free physio 

Beers 

Watch the last couple episodes of a TV show we've been watching 

Steak for dinner with wine 

Beer 

Bed. 

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4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Would imagine you struggle with the concept of a pub with people.

wise up min

 

you live in the worst region on the planet.

 

even your wateringholes are rubbish

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fuckin dweeb..ye didna ken wit a ride wis till yer faither shippd ye ower tae delft fir work in 05

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1 minute ago, CCB III said:

Watching Lorde. 
 

Tidy. Don't mind the tunes. 

 

@milne_afc thoughts?

Pretty sexy iirc. Watching Jarvis here, so can’t offer anything more, rn.

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11 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Pretty sexy iirc. Watching Jarvis here, so can’t offer anything more, rn.

He any good? 
 

Never been hugely into pulp but I quite like old Jarv. Weird cunt.

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bet most of you losers are glued to elbow @glastonbury

 

lol

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