What you doing today?

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, The Boofon said:

It was 110 with you yesterday you stupid cunt. 

 

Gotcha.

Not sure what the fuck that means, the heat must be getting to you

[BrianFaePerth]

 

2 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

"110 here and summer's coming."

 

Or words to that effect.

 

Different words and a different day

 

Edit eh was talking about the price of lecky. 110 cents.

 

Arsehole

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Not sure what the fuck that means, the heat must be getting to you

"110 here and summer's coming."

 

Or words to that effect.

 

[YorkDon]

Tattoo lasering this aft.£65 and I’ll be in there no more than 15-20 mins.

 

[Don Fonte]

29 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Tattoo lasering this aft.£65 and I’ll be in there no more than 15-20 mins.

 

Getting the ex's name removed?

[YorkDon]

15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Getting the ex's name removed?

A W on both cheeks of my arse.

[BrianFaePerth]

57 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

A W on both cheeks of my arse.

Westhill Wanderers will be devastated 

[Edwin Starr]

4 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Got that job that I mentioned the other day to measure up later.  Just a wee one, I winna be able to retire aff the back o' it that's for sure.?

That apart, just another day at the office as they say (not absolutely literally). 

What line of work do you do .?

[Beachend Bootboy]

I'll turn my hand to most things but I was trained as an electrical engineer.

[Edwin Starr]

48 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I'll turn my hand to most things but I was trained as an electrical engineer.

Good job that BB.?

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I thought you said you were skilled ?

That's so fuckin funny.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

Good job that BB.?

Aye, change a lot tho.

[Edwin Starr]

7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Aye, change a lot tho.

Doesn't matter I'm sure what you are doing now you'll be good at it.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Doesn't matter I'm sure what you are doing now you'll be good at it.

Competent?

[Edwin Starr]

7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Competent?

That's the key to success.?

[styrofoamplates]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Sparks ain't 'engineers'. Wire monkeys connecting up at most 3 coloured wires.

racist

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Sparks ain't 'engineers'. Wire monkeys connecting up at most 3 coloured wires.

I served my time in industrial electrical engineerin' maintenance, repairs, breakdowns and installations.  Nae on some fuckin buildin' site wirin' ring mains and loop in lightin' circuits for Hall and Tawse, Wimpy or Stuartie slapheid Milne.  

Infact I have never actually worked on a hoose buildin' site tbh.

Three phase rools yah cunt.

[Edwin Starr]

47 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Sparks ain't 'engineers'. Wire monkeys connecting up at most 3 coloured wires.

What happens if your coloured blind trying to connect said 3 wires Sooper.?

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

3 wife’s what?

Spelling error ?

[The Buzzard]

Sitting having a coffee in Edinburgh and on slider watch before a haircut. Slim pickings so far. 

[Edwin Starr]

27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Freudian slip,more like. ?

Had to look that up.

???

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, The Boofon said:

111 degrees here today so I'll be doing nothing.

Centigrade hopefully.

[Dons79]

6 hours ago, The Boofon said:

111 degrees here today so I'll be doing nothing.

Soulful 

[Edwin Starr]

Been baby sitting our pups .

My wife's  doing her community nursing visits today and tomorrow her 2 days on.

 

Might go out for a coffee tomorrow morning and watch the world to by.

[Dons79]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Been baby sitting our pups .

My wife's  doing her community nursing visits today and tomorrow her 2 days on.

 

Might go out for a coffee tomorrow morning and watch the world to by.

Autocorrect is not your friend today

[Ke1t]

Hey there, little fella!

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Hey there, little fella!

Awe, cute ?

[maryhilldon]

16 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Hey there, little fella!

Get it in a bong.

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Autocorrect is not your friend today

Yes it's my tablet it happens quite a lot , and being an Auld basa I read it before posting and don't see it..

That why I edit quite a lot .

[Edwin Starr]

50 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Hey there, little fella!

Seriously what is it Kelt.?

Being you I would expect something untoward.?