What you doing today?

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Right before I go on a 5 hour road trip I just ate a massive bowl of Bran Flakes without thinking through the consequences of that action.

Cant call off the trip, so options are to eat some bananas and/or bring a bucket to shite in

Leaving in  5 minutes, so if anyone has any further ideas now would be the time.

 

Buy a packet of nappies and tape them together. Shit when you want.

[Ke1t]

Made it without shitting. 

Slava sphincter!

 

[BrianFaePerth]

You’re in Michigan. Just shit where you need to. No one will notice.

[Ke1t]

7 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You’re in Michigan. Just shit where you need to. No one will notice.

Beautiful state, I'll have you know. 

Obviously with some very notable exceptions. 

[Poodler]

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

It's thank fuck Friday.  Couple of wee things to sort out this am.  With a bit of luck, come dennertime I'll be shackles free and the weekend is mine.  Yeeee, haaa!!!!

[Beachend Bootboy]

18 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Hope you have a really shit one. Xoxo

Cheers pal.  That's appreciated ?

[Zeus]

Keywork last day

Haircut 

Read the summer transfer thread on afc chat. 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Haircut

Lionel Blair?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Keywork last day

Haircut 

Read the summer transfer thread on afc chat. 

Have a 'Fantastic Day'.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

An 80’s pop classic (also Love Plus One) 

A Kincorth loon played bass with Nick Haywood for a time and then Go West.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Keywork last day

 

Sorry to hear you’ll be signing on on Monday 

[Beachend Bootboy]

25 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Never heard of him

I know of a Nick Heyward

Distant cousins ????

[Zeus]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Sorry to hear you’ll be signing on on Monday 

Burger King made me an offer I couldn't refuse 

[BrianFaePerth]

33 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Burger King made me an offer I couldn't refuse 

The York outlet has a burd who takes it from anyone

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A whopper with cheese she enjoys.

FFS. ???

[Beachend Bootboy]

Quick scoot oot ti Inverurie (area) for a wee bit o' femily stuff (no nae for sex wi a relative ?). 

Asda or Tesco on the wy back to get dog food and something for tea (if the wife's cookin' it'll be hard ti tell the difference ?).  Hame in time for the fitba'.  

[Edwin Starr]

On 9/2/2022 at 9:24 AM, Bad_Mobby said:

Got up 

breakfast 

beach/swim/cans

lunch/vino 

siesta 

Tea/vino

festival/pints 

 

Do you swim in the beach often Mobby..

 

My wife.swims down at the.beach occasionally at the bridge.of don.end 

Too cold.for me that .

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Do you swim in the beach often Mobby..

 

My wife.swims down at the.beach occasionally at the bridge.of don.end 

Too cold.for me that .

Bet she's a skinny fucker like you eh Buc.

[Edwin Starr]

23 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Bet she's a skinny fucker like you eh Buc.

Aye she is bit top heavy tho.

[Edwin Starr]

23 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I don’t swim in the beach, usually the sea

Though, i did once bury my wallet at balmedie beach while high on ecstasy tablets 

?

That's made me laugh ? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Aye she is bit top heavy tho.

Good girl.  Pics? ??

Only jokin', dinna mean to disrespect yer good lady ?

[Studebaker-90]

Just managed to get out of bed after being bleezing yesterday. Might go for a walk to clear my head and stop off for a few pints. Maybe get some Thai food later. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

@Captain Caveman

He's on the lam is he not?

[Edwin Starr]

8 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Good girl.  Pics? ??

Only jokin', dinna mean to disrespect yer good lady ?

It's ok We have a laugh about it .

??

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

It's ok We have a laugh about it .

??

You let her read the stuff on here?

[Edwin Starr]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

You let her read the stuff on here?

No but she's welcome .?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

No but she's welcome .?

Hello Mrs Buc??

[Edwin Starr]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Hello Mrs Buc??

She's not on here the now .

But she does leaves me to it .

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

She's not on here the now .

But she does leaves me to it .

Tell her I was bein' nice.  I'll have to for a lie doon noo.   Bloody hard work that like.