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31 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

Surely hope the old bill haven't been knocking on his door again.

The mong with the dong got his hands on him I reckon. 

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43 minutes ago, Henry said:

Cheesepipes RIP

Say it ain't so!?

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10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Days hiking in Ubatuba.

 

I know a place we can go where you'll fall in love so hard, you'll wish you were dead.

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Stunning. 

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FRB

I was in Glasgow earlier and seen the best example of exposed underboob I could ever imagine.

What a lovely place.

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21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Where was I earlier ?

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The summit of Ben Nevis.

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2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

The summit of Ben Nevis.

haha no. Was on the bike

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24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Where was I earlier ?

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Dad’s front gate.

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2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

haha no. Was on the bike

Sir Chris Hoy Velodrome?

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Here's a clue in rhyme..,

The water below was a splishing and a sploshing,

But jump from here and you'll end up in a coffin. 

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11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Here's a clue in rhyme..,

The water below was a splishing and a sploshing,

But jump from here and you'll end up in a coffin. 

Eiffel Tower

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7 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Top board at bon accord baths

@pipes

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13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Here's a clue in rhyme..,

The water below was a splishing and a sploshing,

But jump from here and you'll end up in a coffin. 

Mariana Trench?

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4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Great at shoving Mars Bars up her chuffer. 

One of the best pieces I've seen on a lamppost was describing a local quine's chuff being as big as the Channel Tunnel. 

That's impressive.

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6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

One of the best pieces I've seen on a lamppost was describing a local quine's chuff being as big as the Channel Tunnel. 

That's impressive.

My favourite was a former colleague, whose fud was described as being ' like a bear's arsehole '.

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32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

My favourite was a former colleague, whose fud was described as being ' like a bear's arsehole '.

Now that is impressive 😄

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There’s a masters thesis in that statement right there.  Interesting research too.

If anyone’s interested I’d recommend trying the lassies bat cave first for reference, THEN going after the bear.  Just saying.

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2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

One of the best pieces I've seen on a lamppost was describing a local quine's chuff being as big as the Channel Tunnel. 

That's impressive.

Usually it’s a local road, like throwing a sausage up Union Street etc etc.As big as the  Chunnel is impressive tho…

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1 hour ago, YorkDon said:

Usually it’s a local road, like throwing a sausage up Union Street etc etc.As big as the  Chunnel is impressive tho…

Or my personal favourite, she had a fanny like a torn Welly 😆

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16 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Like throwing a sausage up a close. 

*alleyway

@Poodler

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These Dutch cunts don’t wash their hands after the bog

@Bluto10 I hope you wash your filthy mitts!?!

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