What you doing today?

[Bluto10]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Think what you like Blutz. It happened.

the most shocking thing you witnessed at school

 

 

 

[Guest milne_afc]

25 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Always remember watching my big cousin throw one of the PE teachers over a table in the canteen. He had a short fuse. This might have been the incident that got him expelled.

Was the PE teacher big and strong or am I just a massive bender?

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

 

Strange attention seeking minks. 

Ironic from the dumb dumb that just posted the same thing 5 times 🤪

[maryhilldon]

12 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Was the PE teacher big and strong or am I just a massive bender?

Both?

[CCB III]

Here did yous ken that 

 

 

weegies are up there with the scousers at fabricating stories.

Strange attention seeking minks. 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Here did yous ken that 

 

 

 

weegies are up there with the scousers at fabricating stories.

Strange attention seeking minks. 

You can say that again.

[Redforever86]

24 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Here did yous ken that 

 

 

 

weegies are up there with the scousers at fabricating stories.

Strange attention seeking minks. 

If I had £1 for every time I’d been told that I’d have £7.

[Poodler]

Fuckin horrific experience at the dentist 

Off all afternoon though

beach, 36C, gonna enjoy some of DF’s poison, the old blanc

[BrianFaePerth]

6 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Fuckin horrific experience at the dentist 

Off all afternoon though

beach, 36C, gonna enjoy some of DF’s poison, the old blanc

Thought you didn’t go to the dentist?

[BrianFaePerth]

Just made the mistake of going to the bottle shop for supplies on 23 Dec. Fuckin rammed.

Would sooner go teetotal than do that again

[Poodler]

49 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Thought you didn’t go to the dentist?

First time going in about 6 year. 
 

its Mobby who does his own dental work 

 

 

[Edwin Starr]

14 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Oh righty. Well if you Google ‘Sluts available in your area now” it should get the ball rolling. Glad to help👍

Not doing that 😁

[Rico1903]

13 hours ago, Parklife said:

Dunno what your generation is but over 60's are the rudest cunts going 

If you read the ‘signs of ageing’ thread on here that makes sense. 

[sigh]

Heading to the works Christmas "doo" - chinese then pool bar afterwards (pool table type place, not the place to wear your bathers); then home and straight to the local for the rest of the evening

 

[Zeus]

Christmas Pints 

[Ten Caat]

Also Xmas pints

[Arabian Knight]

watchin bluto ride

[sigh]

3 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

watchin bluto ride

is that one of John Wayne's lesser known films?

[Misers Hill]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Christmas Pints 

JM🤔🇨🇳

[Zeus]

2 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

JM🤔🇨🇳

Could well be at some point 

[Zeus]

👀

[Ke1t]

Currently -18 and blowing a fucking gale. 

Might go for a walk in my shirt sleeves. 

 

[ericblack4boss]

Steroid injection in the morning, 

Playing about in the new JCB after lunch

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Tesco car park?

Probably the doctors I’d have thought.

[Misers Hill]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Oh Fridge. You don't know about his reputation...

Least he's 8 fit up👍

[BrianFaePerth]

Merry Christmas to all Norwegian posters

Keeping it traditional today

 

Beach

Pool

Pinnekjøtt

Akavit (bottle of)

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Merry Christmas to all Norwegian posters

There aren't any.

[BrianFaePerth]

16 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

There aren't any.

Racist

[Zeus]

Celebrating Christmas eve with a Chinese meal 

[Guest milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, Roberto said:

A Succulent Chinese meal.

Get your hands off my penis!