Howard Marks Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 5 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Work smarter not harder. Well done to the taxi drivers. I'm generalising here but I do get the impression that taxi drivers have a disdain for their customers. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 Taxi drivers that try and make small talk are the worst. Just shut up and drive (Rihanna etc etc.) Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 54 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said: Taxi drivers that try and make small talk are the worst. Just shut up and drive (Rihanna etc etc.) Had a taxi the other day who had music on loud as fuck. Was brilliant. Mutual "I don't want to talk to you", without having to say it. Aye, aye. Who would want to talk to me. Blah, blah, blah. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 1, 2023 Author Share Posted January 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Couple of whiskies heading to table 7. Hopefully you’re still there 😂 I have been looking at a new Porsche SH, just on the off chance you know 😉 Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 1 hour ago, 1903Fitba said: Taxi drivers that try and make small talk are the worst. Just shut up and drive (Rihanna etc etc.) It's cos they sit in their motor all day, alone, bored out of their tits. That's torture for an extroverted type of bastard, so they just unload about their nieces hysterrectomy or some such scary shit. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 1/1/2023 at 3:40 PM, Howard Marks said: And the rates are fully facilitated and set by our lovely council. Walk past Back Wynd or any City Centre taxi rank on a weekday afternoon and there are dozens of them sitting there waiting. At a weekend when folk actually need taxis where the fuck are they? Night busses were quietly axed in 2020 and are yet to properly return. Mental queues in an evening at the train station too. And the airport after any flight. Welcome to Aberdeen. Such a weird system. I get that dealing with drunk folk isn't pleasant but surely you'd want to maximise your earnings? Today would be a great opportunity to encourage folk to use taxis. Half price fares perhaps? I do wonder why there are more taxis readily available on a quiet weekday afternoon compared to a busy weekend night when lots of people are in town drunk looking to get home. It's a fucking mystery. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Doing fuck all today and delighted aboot it Album - Blood on the tracks Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Poodler said: Doing fuck all today and delighted aboot it Album - Blood on the tracks Nice. You working, usually? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Swim out 100m and tread water for 1 hour i’ll give you £100 The way things have been lately you’d soon get an answer to the question will there ever be a boy that can swim faster than a shark. Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Skip run Screwfix after a DIY disaster. LOL Take the kids out YOLO! Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Swim out 100m and tread water for 1 hour i’ll give you £100 Been doing a lot of snorkelling in the last few weeks, got the heeby jeebies the other day when it went to poor visibility but it would be the most RnR hat death ever, I’ll take that. Over watching Goodwins dons anyway Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Aye getting bitten in half sounds like a fantastic way to go. Not at at all painful or scary. Should be an option for the terminally ill if you don't fancy a nice barbiturate overdose. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Zeus said: Skip run Hello sailor 🌈 Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Hello sailor 🌈 Bucksburn skip. A 10/10 establishment Link to comment
Dad Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Zeus said: Bucksburn skip. A 10/10 establishment Getting rid of the porn collection ^ About time son 👍 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Zeus said: Skip run Screwfix after a DIY disaster. LOL Take the kids out YOLO! What disaster did you have Zeus.? Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Rawlplugs, shitey plasterboard and a impatient prick with a hammer and power drill = mess of a wa' Might re-train as a plasterer mind. Rare job I've made of that Link to comment
Joe pike Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 On 1/1/2023 at 3:48 PM, Roberto said: I asked one taxi firm who quoted me 45 quid to do it for 30 quid and I was refused. Unreal. So my pal came and picked me up, dropped bairn off then into town. Honestly, what generosity from you SH. Cheers pal. £45 would get you as far as Stonehaven even with the 50% holiday charge added on. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 50 minutes ago, Zeus said: Rawlplugs, shitey plasterboard and a impatient prick with a hammer and power drill = mess of a wa' Might re-train as a plasterer mind. Rare job I've made of that Pathetic. Call yourself a man? Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Just now, BrianFaePerth said: Pathetic. Call yourself a man? I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 13 minutes ago, Zeus said: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast 🤢 Link to comment
Joe pike Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 21 minutes ago, Roberto said: From where? According to the driver yesterday Union St to Stonehaven is £30 Add on the 50% = £45 So whatever your normal fare is add on 50%. Link to comment
Joe pike Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, Roberto said: The prices quoted were absolutely disgusting. The fact I offered 30 quid which was still more than usual and it was refused. It'll stop me using taxis as regularly. I'll just get the bus. Go on the buses. Or drink drive. I'm joking, relax. I wouldn't get the bus. Bus Wanker Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Zeus said: Rawlplugs, shitey plasterboard and a impatient prick with a hammer and power drill = mess of a wa' Might re-train as a plasterer mind. Rare job I've made of that Aye Zeus different fixings for different wall types. Hang many things from boilers radiators and tv's . Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Hang many things from boilers radiators and tv's . Xmas stockings? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Xmas stockings? Yes my wife made Christmas stockings for all the kids when they were very young . She still has them to this day . Great fun filling up their stockings .👍 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 24 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: She still has them to this day . Does she ever wear them? Pics? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Does she ever wear them? Pics? No they are made of wool they also had the kids names on them . Very cute to see them hanging up . Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Interpol + Cans in the garage. Simple things are the best. 1 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 Arranging a rendezvous for tomorrow night. Terrific. Link to comment
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