What you doing today?

[Bad_Mobby 4,739]

31 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Aye bud, heading out soon. Need to get on Google maps to figure out where exactly this venue is,  not a part of town I've ever had reason to go to. I'm thinking subway to Bridge St then walk along.

I await the review 

[Redforever86 1,785]

Ash were decent. Charlatans obv and a couple o Zutons tracks.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

On 8/4/2022 at 1:18 AM, maryhilldon said:

Ooft. Scraped a draw at the death Spud. Scenes at the grit depot?

Got away with a Desmond Tutu man.

Should have enough to take care of them next week in the 2nd leg in Barra Funda.

Grit depot was pretty dead.

Could be a repeat of last year's final between Palmeiras and Flamengo.

[RAZOR 1,387]

11 hours ago, Roberto said:

Animal place for us then lunch afterwards, might go a bit of shopping as well, just depends.

I never have high expectations when it comes to Dundee in truth.

Lad I used to work with was mucking about in the bear cage after hours and the bear ripped his arm off. Thought abdae was taking the piss until I read the article. 

He was a grafter despite the disability. Had a hook type gadget in replacement. Nice guy tbh.

Don't do that tomorrow, please. 

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Camperdown_Country_Park

[Bad_Mobby 4,739]

7 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

Lad I used to work with was mucking about in the bear cage after hours and the bear ripped his arm off. Thought abdae was taking the piss until I read the article. 

He was a grafter despite the disability. Had a hook type gadget in replacement. Nice guy tbh.

Don't do that tomorrow, please. 

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Camperdown_Country_Park

A Llama at Hazelhead spat on me once (as did a camel in Saudi) 

Also, I doubt the bear “bit” the boys arm off - it’s nae a great white shark 

Edited August 5 by Bad_Mobby

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

A Llama at Hazelhead spat on me once (as did a camel in Saudi) 

 

I once punched a horse in the face.

Liz Truss. 

[Ke1t 4,440]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

A Llama at Hazelhead spat on me once (as did a camel in Saudi) 

Also, I doubt the bear “bit” the boys arm off - it’s nae a great white shark 

Brown bear will definitely tear an arm off you.

They say don't run if one attacks you. 

Take my advice and fucking run like bloody fuck. 

[Sooper-hanz 2,348]

6 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Brown bear will definitely tear an arm off you.

They say don't run if one attacks you. 

Take my advice and fucking run like bloody fuck. 

play dead is the advice is it not?

[Bad_Mobby 4,739]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

play dead is the advice is it not?

Or stand on a step ladder or some stilts 

[Ke1t 4,440]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

play dead is the advice is it not?

That's what they say.

Bears aren't thick... they literally just saw you alive... they'll just wander up to you and fucking eat you. 

If I'm with someone and we come across a hungry bear I HOPE the silly cunt plays dead, while I jog casually back along the trail, trying to drown out their dying screams as a massive fucking bear turns them into mince. 

 

 

[RAZOR 1,387]

32 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

A Llama at Hazelhead spat on me once (as did a camel in Saudi) 

Also, I doubt the bear “bit” the boys arm off - it’s nae a great white shark 

Yeah, poor wording in the article. It was definitely ripped off by the bears paw. 

 

25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

play dead is the advice is it not?

Insert a finger in the bears anus might calm it down. Like a croc.

[milne_afc 2,170]

Dundee must be a hot spot for bears. There was someone used to take theirs to the pub.

[manboobs109 3,045]

Sugar Puffs bear was it no? The worst pub on the planet is up Camperdown way as well. The beefeater place is a fucking hellhole.

[manboobs109 3,045]

42 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Dundee must be a hot spot for bears. There was someone used to take theirs to the pub.

Aye there was a boy had a polar bear as a pet and used to take it out drinking. Think it got shot or something.

[Dad 2,050]

'The Dundee Grizzly' 

 

Hoo mama 

[Sooper-hanz 2,348]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Dundee must be a hot spot for bears. There was someone used to take theirs to the pub.

Hercules?  ( the bear that is)

[milne_afc 2,170]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Hercules?  ( the bear that is)

The very fella 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

On 8/4/2022 at 7:39 AM, CCB III said:

He's generally still like himself but his breathing is shallow. 
 

Vet says as long as he's still behaving as normal as possible he's ok.

 

So, just waiting. Beauty of it is he's no idea there's anything wrong. Bloody legend. 

I think he's gonna be ok pal. 

Walk it off, lots of water and make sure his head is close enough to his genitalia to give them a right good licking. 

What's his name?  If I may be so bold...

[CCB III 693]

6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I think he's gonna be ok pal. 

Walk it off, lots of water and make sure his head is close enough to his genitalia to give them a right good licking. 

What's his name?  If I may be so bold...

No, this'll kill him, but, he's still mooching like fuck for food! 
 

I'd rather not say his name for my own identity but he's a black lab. 
 

Still licking his cock etc

 

Might be with us for a short while left. Considering whether or not I want to go the match tomorrow, might spend it with him with the scores coming in. 
 

Wait and see. 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

17 minutes ago, CCB III said:

No, this'll kill him, but, he's still mooching like fuck for food! 
 

I'd rather not say his name for my own identity but he's a black lab. 
 

Still licking his cock etc

 

Might be with us for a short while left. Considering whether or not I want to go the match tomorrow, might spend it with him with the scores coming in. 
 

Wait and see. 

Stay home with the brother cuddled up on the flair.  Wrap your Dons scerf around ye and he and watch the game on your cellphone on Hesgoal. 

A lovely day. 

[CCB III 693]

7 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Stay home with the brother cuddled up on the flair.  Wrap your Dons scerf around ye and he and watch the game on your cellphone on Hesgoal. 

A lovely day. 

Might have to!

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

10 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Might have to!

❤

[Dons79 206]

57 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Stay home with the brother cuddled up on the flair.  Wrap your Dons scerf around ye and he and watch the game on your cellphone on Hesgoal. 

A lovely day. 

Sentiment agreed fully

[manboobs109 3,045]

1 hour ago, CCB III said:

No, this'll kill him, but, he's still mooching like fuck for food! 
 

I'd rather not say his name for my own identity but he's a black lab. 
 

Still licking his cock etc

 

Might be with us for a short while left. Considering whether or not I want to go the match tomorrow, might spend it with him with the scores coming in. 
 

Wait and see. 

What's actually up with him? Tumour?

[CCB III 693]

9 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What's actually up with him? Tumour?

Yeah. Cancer in his spleen and lungs. 
 

Presented itself way too late and they can't operate as he won't survive that. 
 

Went from being his usual self to being really really old over the course of an evening. 
 

Now the anaesthesia from his x rays has worn off he's doing a bit better.

 

But yeah, fk knows. They also reckon he has a bit of dementia cause if his age, and he's way more blind than we thought he was. 
 

Still a happy enough chappy though, was giving him a bosie there.

[Redforever86 1,785]

My grunnie had two black labs when I was a bairn, love those naggers. 

 

Best wishes for yir dug Consie

[Sooper-hanz 2,348]

2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I think he's gonna be ok pal. 

Walk it off, lots of water and make sure your head is close enough to his genitalia to give them a right good licking. 

What's his name?  If I may be so bold...

One word changed and the entire context is different.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

18 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Yeah. Cancer in his spleen and lungs. 
 

Presented itself way too late and they can't operate as he won't survive that. 
 

Went from being his usual self to being really really old over the course of an evening. 
 

Now the anaesthesia from his x rays has worn off he's doing a bit better.

 

But yeah, fk knows. They also reckon he has a bit of dementia cause if his age, and he's way more blind than we thought he was. 
 

Still a happy enough chappy though, was giving him a bosie there.

Sounds like a bloody ledge.

Pics.

[manboobs109 3,045]

13 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Yeah. Cancer in his spleen and lungs. 
 

Presented itself way too late and they can't operate as he won't survive that. 
 

Went from being his usual self to being really really old over the course of an evening. 
 

Now the anaesthesia from his x rays has worn off he's doing a bit better.

 

But yeah, fk knows. They also reckon he has a bit of dementia cause if his age, and he's way more blind than we thought he was. 
 

Still a happy enough chappy though, was giving him a bosie there.

Aye they find a way to crack on with hearing/sight and manage without you really noticing for a while.

If his teeth are still OK get to the butcher and get a marrowbone to roast for him. You'll never see a happier dog.

I worked in a vet's in my teens, weekend/student job, the saddest thing I've ever seen was when a pet had to get put down and the people would fuck off and let the vet do it. You'd see the dogs looking for their owners right at the last moment. Stay with him man. It's hard but it's the right thing to do.

[Redforever86 1,785]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Aye they find a way to crack on with hearing/sight and manage without you really noticing for a while.

If his teeth are still OK get to the butcher and get a marrowbone to roast for him. You'll never see a happier dog.

I worked in a vet's in my teens, weekend/student job, the saddest thing I've ever seen was when a pet had to get put down and the people would fuck off and let the vet do it. You'd see the dogs looking for their owners right at the last moment. Stay with him man. It's hard but it's the right thing to do.

Only hard if yir a poof