BrianFaePerth Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 36C at 0845. Maximum pool vibes. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Just now, BrianFaePerth said: 36C at 0845. Maximum pool vibes. Honestly sounds unbearable. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 oot earlier wi spunky tryin oan eh winter jaikets Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: oot earlier wi spunky tryin oan eh winter jaikets You go for the Motson? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Aye ok John Motson. Arsehole Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 didna hae thim in xl Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 5 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Honestly sounds unbearable. Sounds nice though especially during January here in Scotland MHD. Know what temp I'd rather have. But I have lived in Spain during May when it hit 40° that's far too hot .🌞 You couldn't even let the dog out. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 19 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Sounds nice though especially during January here in Scotland MHD. I said it sounds unbearable Buc. That's the opposite of nice. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 36° at 8.45 in the morning sounds like hell to me. I'd rather be cold and put a fleece on. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: I said it sounds unbearable Buc. That's the opposite of nice. Sorry. I meant sounds nice for me especially during January here in Aberdeen. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: 36° at 8.45 in the morning sounds like hell to me. I'd rather be cold and put a fleece on. No pool in your multi? Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said: You couldn't even let the dog out. Who did then? Who? Who? Who, who? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 31 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Give him one for me, Dad Got up Go to gym/Steamroom Out for lunch/pints Afternoon nap Out for tea/pints Pints megaLOL Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 It doesn’t count if he can’t see who’s fucking him coz of the steam 1 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Give him one for me, Dad Got up Go to gym/Steamroom Out for lunch/pints Afternoon nap Out for tea/pints Pints Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Then somebody spoke and I went into a dream 2 Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Then somebody spoke and I went into a dream I almost cracked that joke a while ago when someone posted Woke up. Then thought I’m nae sure anyone will get it! Great minds! Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Aye, the Beatles, probably the best known band on the planet, would be much too obscure of a reference for these halfwits 👍 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: The who? No, they’re rubbish! Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 31 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Aye, the Beatles, probably the best known band on the planet, would be much too obscure of a reference for these halfwits 👍 Yes but it’s that well known a tune and my joke was ridiculous tenuous. Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Some DIY (pintin, plastering) Chill oot. Read the hat Chilli for denner Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Parklife said: Who did then? Who? Who? Who, who? Aye I meant in that heat because the garden tiles are boiling 🔥hot.. You can't even walk on them with bare feet . Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Lying on the backyard sofa drinking Probs a mistake Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 31 minutes ago, ScottSteiner said: What’s yer tipple? Tonight eh am mostly drinking a 2 litre box of south Australian red wine. $10 - canna go wrong Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 9 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Tonight eh am mostly drinking a 2 litre box of south Australian red wine. $10 - canna go wrong What a tink. Link to comment
Dal Riata Don Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 I found some quite large acorns when I was out walking last year. They were still at the bottom of my backpack as I discovered today. Put a hole in them and played conkers with the kids. Of course they were bored after 2-3 missed shots apiece but rediscovered their interest after I smashed one (well for a few more seconds anyway). Link to comment
Roberto Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: How can you play Conkers with acorns? I had a shit the other day that looked like an acorn. Was weird. I doubt it would have lasted long in a game of conkers. Annoyingly the last 2 days my shites have been like a massive haggis, sare like. Link to comment
Roberto Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Got up Did washing Made breakfast Bath Dry/dressed Get ready to go see Matilda the musical with bairn Watch football in afternoon Sober weekend Link to comment
Dal Riata Don Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: How can you play Conkers with acorns? In exactly the same way. As you are a man who seeks facts and knowledge please consider the following: The conker got its name from the game, rather than the other way round - before the horse-chestnut was introduced to Britain, the game was played with acorns or snail-shells (the word conker actually means "hard", and comes from the same root as the French conque, meaning "conch (shell)"). All you need to know about conkers Link to comment
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