Parklife Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride I bet. They see me rollin, they hatin' Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Just now, Bad_Mobby said: Driving about in one of this cars that go up and down (sipping on Gin and Robinsons barley) I wish. Would love to bounce a lo-lo down Sunset Blvd. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Just now, Parklife said: I wish. Would love to bounce a lo-lo down Sunset Blvd. Who's your dream woman Parko? Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Who's your dream woman Parko? Dunno man. Christina Milian is gorgeous but seems a bit vacuous. Her or Greta Thunberg You? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Parklife said: Dunno man. Christina Milian is gorgeous but seems a bit vacuous. Her or Greta Thunberg You? Kate Beckinsale or Kate Abdo tbh. Or Nigella Lawson for an older sort. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Thon Wycliff fae the Fudges Or that William guy probs. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Doing that teeth suck thing and looking moody. Love Sone Alukos sister (not, cunt) Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Thon Wycliff fae the Fudges Racist ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Parklife said: Dunno man. Christina Milian is gorgeous but seems a bit vacuous. Her or Greta Thunberg You? Predator Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Just now, Poodler said: Predator How dare you? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Sitting at a deserted airport ready to go to the top end. #DarwinVibes Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Sitting at a deserted airport ready to go to the top end. #DarwinVibes Hope the plane crashes. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Hope the plane crashes. ?A tad harsh! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Well it didn’t. This place is amazing and weird. Saw about 30 nevilles getting chased by the feds through a park, it’s ultra bogan on the outskirts but the city itself is fantastic: #NTdrip Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Quick flight to Belfast for a couple of days. Yeah he drinks. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Well it didn’t. This place is amazing and weird. Saw about 30 nevilles getting chased by the feds through a park, it’s ultra bogan on the outskirts but the city itself is fantastic: #NTdrip It’s fucking pissing it down in Aberdeen just now so enjoy Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Work Set up wedding venue Practice speech Pints Bed Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, Parklife said: Work Set up wedding venue Practice speech Pints Bed You get married Parkie or best man? Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Just now, Bad_Mobby said: Doing a rap? White men can't rap. You should know that. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Fridge said: You get married Parkie or best man? Best man. Marriage isn't for me. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Fair play what’s your best line that you’re thinking up? Sure a few boys on here will be able to come up some funny’s Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 31 minutes ago, Parklife said: Best man. Marriage isn't for me. Good luck Parky. The Bangor joke is the classic move. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Nursing a mild hangover the day. Pints went down a treat last night. Key working. Cook supper Watch a film Bed Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Any joke/anecdote at a wedding must be original and made up by the speech giver Good luck Parkie Agreed. All 100% original jokes and true stories in my speech. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Indeed but sometimes you need an opener to settle the mood Then compliment the bride Then absolutely annihilate the boy and hope you don’t get killed by his outraged Uncle or someone! ? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 41 minutes ago, Parklife said: Agreed. All 100% original jokes and true stories in my speech. Good luck, @Parklife. Thankfully never had to do one but sat and listened to one or two car crashes in the past. My mate gave a speech in the past that had older members of the crowd walking out. Steer clear of wanking stories was what I took from that speech. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Don’t go too hard on the Jews parky Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, The Buzzard said: Good luck, @Parklife. Thankfully never had to do one but sat and listened to one or two car crashes in the past. My mate gave a speech in the past that had older members of the crowd walking out. Steer clear of wanking stories was what I took from that speech. Cheers man. Only bit thats a bit dodgy is when I have to clarify that my mate didn't fuck a minor. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Parklife said: Cheers man. Only bit thats a bit dodgy is when I have to clarify that my mate didn't fuck a minor. I would imagine even that in jest in the speech is best avoided! Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Just now, Fridge said: I would imagine even that in jest in the speech is best avoided! Shitebag. Link to comment
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